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Logan Stanton is a perfect Butterfinger!
#iLoveLogan, #LoganIsPerfect, #MarryMeLogan

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=butterfingers

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Have you seen the new movie about constipation?
It's very satisfying but it took way too long to come out.
 
My colleague's recently been promoted to ass-is-tanned. She just came back from the Dominican.
 
I'm a, let's be honest, I'm not interested in dudes.
 
Some times I get clippling anxiety, get all bent up and tied in a knot...
But a warm bath fixes everything)))

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I'm a, let's be honest, I'm not interested in dudes.
Frankly, I did not get it. Lack of sleep maybe but please do explain.
Some times I get clippling anxiety, get all bent up and tied in a knot...
But a warm bath fixes everything)))

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Ugh, I was not ready to see @Clippy naked in the bath. Or is that @paperclip101? Them clips all look alike... (insert Tyron Woodley frown)
 
Frankly, I did not get it. Lack of sleep maybe but please do explain.

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EDIT:
Say it out loud, slowly quickly:

Fungi is... let's be honest, he's not interested in dudes.
 
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'Tis the Berry. You're all homos!
 
'Tis the Berry. You're all homos!

A ruling party politician in my country said yesterday that "LGBT is not people... it's an ideology". Huge shitstorm right now. Not even kidding.
 
English is stupid.
You can drink a drink.
But you can't food a food.
 
OK, awful but true.
I was at work one day and saw this guy with no arms. As he approached the door I thought, someone should give that guy a hand.
 
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