Let's make puns

[fungi]

Logan Stanton is a perfect Butterfinger!
#iLoveLogan, #LoganIsPerfect, #MarryMeLogan

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=butterfingers

 

[4daLuLZ]

Be sure to use spoilers

I'll go first

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Why was the butter kicked out of the casino?

Spoiler

Cause it was on a roll

 

[Hotora86]

Logan Stanton is a perfect Butterfinger!
#iLoveLogan, #LoganIsPerfect, #MarryMeLogan

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=butterfingers

 

[Hotora86]

Have you seen the new movie about constipation?
It's very satisfying but it took way too long to come out.

 

[fungi]

My colleague's recently been promoted to ass-is-tanned. She just came back from the Dominican.

 

[fungi]

I'm a, let's be honest, I'm not interested in dudes.

 

[fungi]

Some times I get clippling anxiety, get all bent up and tied in a knot...
But a warm bath fixes everything)))

 

[Hotora86]

I'm a, let's be honest, I'm not interested in dudes.

Frankly, I did not get it. Lack of sleep maybe but please do explain.

Some times I get clippling anxiety, get all bent up and tied in a knot...
But a warm bath fixes everything)))

Ugh, I was not ready to see @Clippy naked in the bath. Or is that @paperclip101? Them clips all look alike... (insert Tyron Woodley frown)

 

[fungi]

Frankly, I did not get it. Lack of sleep maybe but please do explain.

)

EDIT:
Say it out loud, slowly quickly:

Fungi is... let's be honest, he's not interested in dudes.

 

[Hotora86]

If you clean a vacuum cleaner, that makes you a vacuum cleaner.

 

[Hotora86]

Nothing starts with an N and ends with a G.

 

[fungi]

'Tis the Berry. You're all homos!

Spoiler: scientific proof

 

[Hotora86]

'Tis the Berry. You're all homos!

Spoiler: scientific proof

A ruling party politician in my country said yesterday that "LGBT is not people... it's an ideology". Huge shitstorm right now. Not even kidding.

 

[Hotora86]

English is stupid.
You can drink a drink.
But you can't food a food.

 

[Andy Capp]

Have you seen the new movie about constipation?
It's very satisfying but it took way too long to come out.

Was it called The Sluice Gets Loose?

 

[Andy Capp]

My colleague's recently been promoted to ass-is-tanned. She just came back from the Dominican.

Eh, for effort.

 

[Hotora86]

Was it called The Sluice Gets Loose?

It was called Avengers: Bendgame

 

[Andy Capp]

OK, awful but true.
I was at work one day and saw this guy with no arms. As he approached the door I thought, someone should give that guy a hand.

 

[fungi]

Eh, for effort.

I guess ya could off gone around giving out grades and shite, butt, your authorita here is capped, eh?

 

[Andy Capp]

I guess ya could off gone around giving out grades and shite, butt, your authorita here is capped, eh?

Jest kidding, like a young goat with a sense of humor.