Let's make puns

[Hotora86]

 

[Hotora86]

 

[Curmudgeon]

You can only ran through a campground, cause it's past tense...

 

[Hotora86]

My grandfather had a heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban at the zoo.

 

[Hotora86]

This one is in bad taste but I hope @Clippy doesn't mind.

Twelve Canadians are raping a German woman.
"Nein! Nein!" - she shouts in distress.
Three Canadians politely step away.

 

[Hotora86]

I got sick at the airport.
Doctor said it's a terminal illness.

 

[Hotora86]

- What do they do when a chemist dies?
- They barium.

 

[Hotora86]

Two Karens talking:
- My husband is impotent.
- Don't brag, mine is valued just as much.

 

[Hotora86]

Unhappy with daily prices of fertilizer? Try nitrates.

 

[Hotora86]

Doc:
- You've got a tumor on your kidney.
Karen:
- That's 4 kidneys total, right?

 

[Hotora86]

Proper punctuation is hard to learn. One Karen tried so hard she fell into a comma.

 

[Hotora86]

A man walks into the library and asks the librarian if they have a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat. The librarian responds: "It rings a bell, but I'm not sure if it's here or not."

 

[Hotora86]

Cassette tapes had a side A and a side B so it's logical that their successor would be a CD.

 

[Hotora86]

Did you hear about the invention of the shovel? It was pretty ground-breaking.

 

[Kona Bear]

Be sure to use spoilers

I'll go first

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Why was the butter kicked out of the casino?

Spoiler

Cause it was on a roll

https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/explain-your-avatar.4127840/

 

[Hotora86]

https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/explain-your-avatar.4127840/

 

[Hotora86]

Two antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible!

 

[Hotora86]

not a pun but...

 

[Hotora86]

- What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos

 

[Hotora86]

Bed farts are just sheet music.