Let's make puns

[fungi]

- What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
- A carrot

Whale, whale, whale. . .

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Solar-Yellow-Carrot-150-Seeds/dp/B000UPXOGC

 

[Hotora86]

We shouldn't have foods in animal names. Some people might get confused and attempt to eat butterflies expecting they taste like butter. And honeybees. And hamsters.

 

[fungi]

 

[fungi]

Blind people can't eat shrimp because it's see food.

 

[Hotora86]

- Doc, I'm shrinking! What should I do?!
- You're gonna have to be a little patient.

 

[Hotora86]

A werewolf who doesn't know that he is a werewolf is an unawarewolf.

 

[Hotora86]

- Why did the hawk go to church?
- It's a bird of pray.

 

[Hotora86]

- What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
- A shoe

 

[fungi]

 

[Hotora86]

I went to a monastery and met a man frying chips. I asked:
- Are you the friar?
- No, I'm the chip monk.

 

[Hotora86]

I should stop taking my dog to the park. The ducks keep biting him. It's because he's pure bread.

 

[Hotora86]

Before the crowbar was invented, crows used to drink at home.

 

[fungi]

 

[Hotora86]

Whenever I try to eat healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.

 

[fungi]

+ comments:

 

[Hotora86]

The CEO of IKEA has just been elected president of Sweden. He should have his cabinet ready by the end of the week.

 

[shunyata]

Why was the limestone upset?






He was taken for granite.

 

[fungi]

 

[fungi]

 

[Hotora86]

I saw a microbiologist today. He was much bigger than I expected.