Let's make puns

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[Goon Dog]

legit lol.

 

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[Hotora86]

 

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[Mohawk Mauler]

Why make a pun when you can make a

Spoiler

 

[fungi]

Why make a pun when you can make a

Spoiler

Post pics of his Mom.
We'll think about it.

 

[Hotora86]

We did a seminar on how to withhold orgasms.
Nobody came.

 

[Hotora86]

There was also a premature ejaculation session but I came too early.

 

[Hotora86]

A sheep, a drum and a snake fell off a cliff.
Baa-dumm-tss!

 

[Hotora86]

When women get to a certain age they start accumulating cats.
This is known as "many paws".

 

[Hotora86]

BREAKING: Man hospitalized with six toy horses up his ass.
Doctors describe his condition as stable.

 

[raty tat tat]

I always wanted to be a professional car driver
so I took the crash course in demolition derby.

 

[fungi]

You can't have PTSD, if the trauma continues...

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

So my wife lost the tongs and was like help me find em but I was playing always sunny on my phone

steaks

She asked why I wasn't talking and I said

"I'm tong tied"

Also I cut my finger on the wine

 

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[fungi]

A kiss can make a girl's whole day, butt, anal makes her hole weak.