Let's make puns

[Clippy]

A kiss can make a girl's whole day, butt, anal makes her hole weak.

Gold

 

[Hotora86]

- Why does Dana hate working with the Diaz brothers?
- Because they always sNICKer and are hard to coordiNATE.

 

[fungi]

Little Bobbie woke up at night and went to the kitchen to drink some water. There was a drunk man in a wife-beater with a heavy 5 o'clock shadow. Bobbie axed:

- Are you my new babysitter?
- No, I am your new motherfucker!

 

[Hotora86]

 

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[fungi]

 

[THEfightsAREfixed]

I saw a microbiologist today.

Much larger than I expected.

//

What's brown and sticky ?

....

...

A stick.

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What's blue and smells like red paint ?

..
...

..

.
blue paint

 

[fungi]

Sound ON:

 

[Hotora86]

Sound ON:

I don't think Adam left because of the pun tho...

 

[Hotora86]

A horse ran away from home because it was unstable.

 

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[fungi]

Toilet paper.
No, scratch that.
A swipe:

 

[fungi]

Just nailed my gf.

 

[fungi]