Let's make puns

[fungi]

Always lookin' for that fine bass.

 

[Hotora86]

 

[Hotora86]

Ego and superego walk into a bar. The bartender says:
- I need to see your ID.

 

[Hotora86]

- What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
- One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

 

[Stoic1]

Edit: Ooops. I misread thread title.

 

[Hotora86]

Edit: Ooops. I misread thread title.

I much prefer this misreading:

 

[Hotora86]

A picture was framed and ended up in jail.

 

[Hotora86]

- What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
- A condescending con descending.

 

[Hotora86]

 

[Hotora86]

- How did the dog enter the laboratory?
- He went through the lab-ra-door.

 

[Hotora86]

If you go to the mall you can leave your dog in the barking lot.

 

[Hotora86]

- What do you call a dog magician?
- A labra-cadabra-dor!

 

[Hotora86]

- Why did the Fungus Hotel close down?
- They had mushy rooms.

I dedicate this one to the @fungi

 

[Shaungotti]

Delete

 

[Shaungotti]

Why is TS so smart?

Spoiler

because he read an ency-clippy-dia

I'll show myself out.

 

[Clippy]

Why is TS so smart?

Spoiler

because he read an ency-clippy-dia

I'll show myself out.

No come back

 

[Hotora86]

No come back

Commas are important.

 

[fungi]

- Why did the Fungus Hotel close down?
- They had mushy rooms.

I dedicate this one to the @fungi

Yeah, we gone take o'er the world...

Resistance is futile:


I iz legion, for we are many!


Fungi will help you to

 

[4daLuLZ]

Be sure to use spoilers

I'll go first

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Why was the butter kicked out of the casino?

Spoiler

Cause it was on a roll

I can’t make puns unless you got buns, hun.
Baby got back.

 

[Hotora86]

Too many people trying to shiitake and beet each other up.
At the end of the day we are all human beans.
What we need is peas on Earth.
And together we can rice!
Now, lettuce pray.