Let's make puns

[fungi]

Bananas without the B are a pineapple.

 

[Hotora86]

 

[fungi]

I can be a funapple.

 

[Hotora86]

I can be a funapple.

I guess I can be a "haute aura, hey, tea, sex?"
That's my new pickup line, basically.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[fungi]

I guess I can be a "haute aura, hey, tea, sex?"
That's my new pickup line, basically.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[weed]

@lsa

mew, yeah mew. meow what the fuck do mew think you're mewing. I cat believe mew drank all my whiskery. meow can mew pawsibly mew such a thing

 

[lsa]

@lsa

mew, yeah mew. meow what the fuck do mew think you're mewing. I cat believe mew drank all my whiskery. meow can mew pawsibly mew such a thing

Go home you drunk!

 

[weed]

Go home you drunk!

bro mew brotally are broffending me meow bro

 

[Hotora86]

- Why did no one like the small dog?
- It was rePUGnant.

 

[Hotora86]

Not a pun in itself but videos from Minute Earth are full to the brim with puns. I mean they really force them in.

BTW, @BFoe @HI SCOTT NEWMAN and @Clementine should definitely check out this one:

 

[Fluffernutter]

Favorite pun ever was when I was 10 years old.

We were driving to another town to visit my cousins.

We drove by a bank and my dad said "Hey, look, last time we drove past here, that bank was a pizza place."

My reply was "Well, I guess they are still making some dough."

 

[Hotora86]

Favorite pun ever was when I was 10 years old.

We were driving to another town to visit my cousins.

We drove by a bank and my dad said "Hey, look, last time we drove past here, that bank was a pizza place."

My reply was "Well, I guess they are still making some dough."

You sonned your dad with that dad joke.

 

[XNYHCX]

- What did the fisherman say to the card magician?
- Pick a cod, any cod!

Was he from Boston?

 

[Hotora86]

Was he from Boston?

He was from Basston.

 

[Hotora86]

How do you tell an ant's gender? You drop it in water:
- if it sinks: girl ant
- if it floats: boy ant

 

[fungi]

You sonned your dad with that dad joke.

Is he his own Gramps now?

And does he lack Delta brainwaves as a result?

 

[Hotora86]

Is he his own Gramps now?

And does he lack Delta brainwaves as a result?

 

[fungi]

 

[fungi]

He was from Basston.

Basstown?
Or Basstomouthtown?
Or Basstomouthtowndowntown?

Ok. I'll show meself out.

 

[Hotora86]

Basstown?
Or Basstomouthtown?
Or Basstomouthtowndowntown?

Ok. I'll show meself out.

Always lookin' for that fine bass.