Jon Jones Unveils Promotional Video for UFC White House Card

Jon went from thinking he can do whatever he wants to literal begging. He's a 17 year old child in a man's body.
 
At this rate he'll be paying Dana to fight on the card. Jonny's getting desperate.
 
250 years ago USA earned it's independence from Britain.

Can the American in Jones step up and defend it against a British fighter by the name of Tom Aspinall?

That should be enough to marquee this fight.
 
Where was this kind of enthusiasm when Tom wanted to fight him? He had the perfect opportunity to show the world how great America is by beating Tom, a Brit but he ran away instead. Very brave of him, very American.

<{outtahere}>
 
I have a feeling the Epstein Bowl might not actually occur.

The news dropping right now in the Wall Street Journal is really damning for Trump and Congress has just voted to release the files. This card might not happen if things keep going south, and Trump is fully outed as a PDFile.
 
There's no way this guy is going to headline this event. America is not going to want a complete piece of shit with no morals whatsoever to represent them.

<surebuddy>
 
Bro where the fuck were you when Dana had a 30 million dollar cheque ready???

Maybe using his body as a fitness gym ?

Didn't a recent video show Hasbullah near a newly, um, erected pull up bar ?
 
Someone shoop turinabol on that sponsor drink please.

And ever better if we can add other steroids, pills or a syringe

Or splice in video clips of Jon smashing his head on a police car and eye poking people



Keep the audio and the format and just splice in a few more accurate Jon jones highlights... or during that little military montage splice in Jon running down the street with a gun (which is actually pretty badass)

End with Jon and Tom Aspinall

"Hey pussy, you still there?"


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Anyone know how to download an Instagram video
to import it into final cut or iMovie?
 
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No, just no. Don't let him anywhere near this card. If he gets on he'll hold it hostage and play the same games he always does. No interest in seeing this guy anywhere or anytime ever again.
 
Cringe as fuck. This dude talking bout courage when he blatantly ducked bad MF's like Aspinall and Francis.. Sounds so fcking fake lol. Now hes so excited to fight because hes set to fight a guy (Pereira) that he can take down anytime he wants to. Absolute fcking pussy this guy
 
Jones vs Alex main event for UFC White House card, lets go!!. Say what you want but the buzz and hype will be epic for it.. even if its not a hard matchup for Jones and he should dominate, but everyone will be hyped.
Do Americans want on the 4th of July to have the only American afraid to fight the Redcoats representing them? I don't think so.
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So sad to see the "Badass" begging for a fight when just a short while ago the UFC were begging him to just take a fight where he would get PAID and actually be the favourite. Jon would be at least 60/40 over Tom but he just needs to be an overwhelming favourite to consider a fight. Fuck for $30M I would fight Jon Jones and he won't fight another HW that stood a half decent chance against him. Pathetic.
 
im laughing at what jones is doing
pretty sure hes gonna fight at the white house

but before that we need some drama and suspense so that the fans can talk sht first
😂

believe me his haters would go angry after hearing jones vs pereira at the white house
 
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