I'm going to be anally penetrated

[Osculater]

He wears a t-shirt that says..... "I love a pink sock"......

 

[JadeOwl]

And afterwards, I'm getting a colonoscopy, woohoo!

So for those of you who have had it done, how bad is it?

I hear that I'm going to be up all night on the shitter, so not really looking forward to that part.

Not that I'm looking forward to the other part either.

Or am I?

I’ve had three colonoscopies. First one like 13 years ago, then one in 2023 and one in 2024.

As has been mentioned by several people above, the preparation is by far the worst part. You have to spend the previous day fasting and late in the evening the laxatives start.

But if you actually follow the instructions and eat really, really light for a couple of days before that, it not that bad, other than having to go to the toilet every 15 minutes.

Something I would recommend is scheduling the procedure as early in the morning of the next day as you possibly can, so you don’t spend the whole of the next day starving. My second colonoscopy was scheduled at 3pm and not eating basically anything at all for almost two full days is not fun.

The procedure itself is nothing. They don’t put you under completely, but they get you so high they might as well. As soon as the anesthesia kicks in you will loose all track of time, have a vague notion of turning on your side and next thing you know you’re back in the recovery room waiting waiting for the anesthesia to wear off completely.

You literally don’t feel a thing and don’t remember a thing.

The prep is heinous. 24 hours of the most watery explosive diarrhea in the world.

The people who did mine all three times prepped me better then.

Started the prep 3 days before the procedure with very light diet, then almost nothing to eat on the day before, so by the time I took the laxatives every 15 minutes between 6pm and 9pm, I didn’t have very much in my colon. That way I was mostly done shitting water by around 10pm.

 

[JadeOwl]

It s not fun but it‘s a bit overblown. You drink that repugnant concoction, shit your ass out, go there, fall asleep and in most cases you‘ll be allright if God wishes. It‘s necessary.

A tip for next time I got from the prep nurses who gave me the packets the last two times.

You can dissolve the repugnant concoction in the transparent apple Gatorade instead of water. It masks the flavor and doesn’t affect the result.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Ok so I drank the stuff. It's not a gallon anymore. It's like 16 oz but it tastes super concentrated. Then I have to drink 32 oz of water immediately after.

 

[nonoob]

Ok so I drank the stuff. It's not a gallon anymore. It's like 16 oz but it tastes super concentrated. Then I have to drink 32 oz of water immediately after.

You got this man. Seriously, getting a tooth pulled has more drama.

 

[BEATDOWNS]

Buncha tight ass straight boyz in here

 

[Boomb]

I wrote this in a similar thread some time ago. I didn't have a colonoscopy but a rectoscopy a couple of years ago. At the time I didn't have to drink that "tasty" drink everyone's talking about, but I had to go to the pharmacy and ask for the "pills for the procedure". I took those three or four pills and spent the next couple of days on a toilet. I could only drink tea and eat soup.

The procedure was fast and not painful at all, so it was true what I read on the internet that the preparation for the procedure is worse than the actual procedure.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Welp I'm on full on firehose mode now.

Honestly I thought it would be worse. Only gone to the bathroom twice in 2 hours.

The worst part so far is the hunger. I want to eat!

 

[GSP_37]

Just the act of shitting out liquid is a hardship, especially no warning. One false move and...

Why would someone need a colonoscopy two straight years?

 

[Contempt]

Welp I'm on full on firehose mode now.

Honestly I thought it would be worse. Only gone to the bathroom twice in 2 hours.

The worst part so far is the hunger. I want to eat!

Sorry about your butthole sherbro

 

[lsa]

I wrote this in a similar thread some time ago. I didn't have a colonoscopy but a rectoscopy a couple of days ago. At the time I didn't have to drink that "tasty" drink everyone's talking about, but I had to go to the pharmacy and ask for the "pills for the procedure". I took those three or four pills and spent the next couple of days on a toilet. I could only drink tea and eat soup.

The procedure was fast and not painful at all, so it was true what I read on the internet that the preparation for the procedure is worse than the actual procedure.

The tasty drink has the texture(?) like cooking oil...
It tasted like rotten sea water.
I was almost crying after awhile. It was much worse than the procedure.

And I got no pain killers, anesthesia or anything.
They used a cream to numb the pain that was all.
There was also a screen in front of me so I could watch the whole procedure live...
Doctor could not understand why I chose to close my eyes.
Somehow he thought people want to look up their own asshole.

Also the pumped my stomach full with air so afterwards I was faring like a maniac.
I had to go for a walk before ordering a taxi home.

 

[fishbisquit]

The tasty drink has the texture(?) like cooking oil...
It tasted like rotten sea water.
I was almost crying after awhile. It was much worse than the procedure.

And I got no pain killers, anesthesia or anything.
They used a cream to numb the pain that was all.
There was also a screen in front of me so I could watch the whole procedure live...
Doctor could not understand why I chose to close my eyes.
Somehow he thought people want to look up their own asshole.

Also the pumped my stomach full with air so afterwards I was faring like a maniac.
I had to go for a walk before ordering a taxi home.

Why in the fuck would they put a movie of your anal procedure up like you would want to see it? Anyhow, I hear jerking off lowers your chance of colon cancer by 40%, so even though I am a few years past the doctors suggested date for this, I am still dealing with it naturally.

 

[lsa]

Why in the fuck would they put a movie of your anal procedure up like you would want to see it? Anyhow, I hear jerking off lowers your chance of colon cancer by 40%, so even though I am a few years past the doctors suggested date for this, I am still dealing with it naturally.

You are laying on your side so the screen is also for the doc to follow the procedure.
But the placement means its right in front of you.
The doc was also a weirdo that was singing during the whole thing...
I told my GP that if I ever have to do a colonoscopy again... send me somewhere else..

 

[William Huggins]

Welp, I have begun the first leg of this shitty race.

I can't eat anything today. Just clear liquids. And I'm starving.

And I don't start drinking the solution for another 7 hours.

Guess I'll have to get some Gatorade or something just so I don't pass out from low blood sugar.

chipotle?

 

[Ballsaque]

And afterwards, I'm getting a colonoscopy, woohoo!

So for those of you who have had it done, how bad is it?

I hear that I'm going to be up all night on the shitter, so not really looking forward to that part.

Not that I'm looking forward to the other part either.

Or am I?

I had a fistula in my asshole that had to be cut open.

Worst pain in my life, literally.

This will be worse.

 

[Boomb]

I had a fistula in my asshole

That's why I had the rectoscopy. The doctor said that if it doesn't cause any problem I can leave it as it is, but if it will start causing me problems I'll have to cut it as well. And that was about 15 years ago. I never went to surgery and after reading your post I'm glad that I didn't.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Why would someone need a colonoscopy two straight years?

Who said I was straight during those years?

 

[Fedorgasm]

Sorry about your butthole sherbro

That's what you always say!

 

[Meatspin]

Welp I'm on full on firehose mode now.

Honestly I thought it would be worse. Only gone to the bathroom twice in 2 hours.

The worst part so far is the hunger. I want to eat!

Weigh yourself when you get a asshole reprieve. Welcome to your lowest weight LOL

 

[Slobodan]

this.. the procedure is a breeze when you had to drink gallons of Satans piss.
That prep drink is the worst I ever had.

Don't lie, you loved it