I'm going to be anally penetrated

[Slobodan]

this.. the procedure is a breeze when you had to drink gallons of Satans piss.
That prep drink is the worst I ever had.

Don't lie, you loved it

 

[Ballsaque]

That's why I had the rectoscopy. The doctor said that if it doesn't cause any problem I can leave it as it is, but if it will start causing me problems I'll have to cut it as well. And that was about 15 years ago. I never went to surgery and after reading your post I'm glad that I didn't.

this one had to be operated on, it was infected as fuck.

Would not recommend.

 

[William Huggins]

this one had to be operated on, it was infected as fuck.

Would not recommend.

He's lying, he just doesn't want you to have as much fun as he did!!!!

Positively selfish I tell you!!!!

 

[Contempt]

That's what you always say!

What can I say...? I'm a considerate guy.

 

[William Huggins]

What can I say...? I'm a considerate guy.

I can say without doubt, very considerate......

 

[Losfer Words]

Woke up in middle of mine a few months ago, they put me out again right away but sometimes the memory flashes.

 

[cincymma79]

I almost wanted to be awake so I could say who’s this asshole while looking at the screen. Couldn’t decide if it was worth effort

 

[ShinkanPo]

Yeah for me the actual procedure was fine. I was knocked out and just woke up drooling after it was all done, with a room full of docs and nurses smiling at me

The night before though with the laxative drink sucked because I was constantly shitting and so my ass was raw from wiping it all night long

Holy shit!

 

[Fedorgasm]

Update: I had the procedure done.

But when I woke up my lower abdomen was so bloated that it hurt pretty bad. They told me it's just because they blow air inside to inflate it and smooth out the folds for a better view.

But holy shit they must've used a 30 gallon air compressor cuz this shit hurts.

Also, lucky me, I'm in the small percentage of people that experience nausea and vomiting when coming off propafol.

Tried to drink juice and eat crackers but I just threw them up.

For something that was supposed to be routine, this is turning out to suck. Better than dying of cancer though.

And the doctor found 3 polyps so I have to do this again in 5 years instead of 10.