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Discussion in 'Archives' started by Ed Taylor, Apr 8, 2003.

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  1. Ed Taylor

    Ed Taylor Guest

    HELLO FELLOW WARRIOR REPEATING PIECES OF SHIT

    I GO GET ICE CREAM CAUSE I LIKES IT AND I GO TO ICE CREAM GUY "HEY! WHERE MY ICE CREAM!!!!!!" AND HE SAY "HEY! WHERE YOUR MONEY!!!!" AND I SAY "I NO HAVE NO MONEY BUT GIVE ME MY ICE CREAM AND GIVE MY JIMMIES!!!!" AND HE SAY "ONLY JIMMY YOU GET SEE IS MY JIMMY" AND I SEE HIS JIMMY!!!!! I SNEAKED INTO BACK OF ICE CREAM PLACE AND PUT MY HEAD INTO ICE CREAM BIN AND EATED LOTS OF ICE CREAM!!! THAT GUY COME BACK AND SAY "HEY YOU! I SAY NO ICE CREAM" AND HE SWINGS FIST AND I SENSE CHI!!!! I TAKED ICE CREAM SPOON AND THROWS IT AND HE TAKES CASH REGISTER AND THROWS IT AND I TAKE CAKE AND THROWS IT AND HE TAKE HAT AND THROWS IT AND I TAKE STRAY CAT AND THROWS IT AND HE TAKE PEANUTS AND THROWS IT AND I TAKES STACK OF ICE CREAM CONES AND SHOVE THEM DOWN HIS THROAT AND HE CHOKE AND DIE AND I YELL "ICE CREAM COWNED!!!!" AND HE DEAD AND I PUT HIS BODY IN FREEZER AND EATED MORE ICE CREAM!!!! AND THAT FUNNY AND I MAKE NEW STORY DO SAME THING ONLY GO TO DIFFERENT PLACE!!!!!!!!
     
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  2. bigakuma

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    ttt for the baskin robins bad ass 31 ways to kick ass
     
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  3. shidokanartist

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    Awesome! This is the best one yet! Ice cream cowned! Ahahahahaha! Fuckin classic! AHAAHAHAHAHA! LMFAO.
     
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  4. Ed Taylor

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    I MAKE YOU LAUGH!!!!! I MAKE YOU LAGH!!!!!! I DO MORE!!!!!!
     
    Ed Taylor, Apr 8, 2003
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  5. shidokanartist

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    Ed, you always make me LMFAO.
     
    shidokanartist, Apr 8, 2003
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  6. RightintheFace

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    Mornin Ed-good story.
     
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  7. donegal

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    did u get jumped at jumper shop?
     
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  8. The Sickness

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    Don't go to one of those schools for the deaf, you'll definately get pwn3d!
     
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  9. Ed Taylor

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    THAT MAKE NO SENSE DONEGAL!!!!
     
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  10. The Sickness

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    "Hello? Pot? This is kettle...You're black!"
     
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  11. illbert

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    Ed Taylor = the new Frenchy

    -=//> Illbert <\\=-
     
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  12. ChuteBoxeRocks

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    FUCK YOU MAN! THAT WAS FUNNY!
     
    ChuteBoxeRocks, Apr 8, 2003
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  13. Ed Taylor

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    I NOT FRENCH I JUST SMELLS CAUSE WE NOT HAVE NO REL WATER AND WHEN I WANT SHOWER I DRILL HOLES IN GATORADE COOLER AND FILLS IT WITH WATER AND STANDS UNDER IT!!!!!! I HAVE TIRE SWINGS!!!!!!!
     
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    My thoughts exactly! I am still laughing.
     
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  15. ChuteBoxeRocks

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    Don't badmouth Ed...he's a gentle...kind of....person...
     
    ChuteBoxeRocks, Apr 8, 2003
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  16. donegal

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    U dont wear nice wooly jumpers ED?

    A kangaroo bounced over little magic's head and landed on a cardigan stand. He luaughed aimlessly for hours and bought dungarees.
     
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  17. shidokanartist

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    With a neck like that, I'd be real carefull playin around on tire swings ED. Nothing good can come of it.
     
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  18. The Sickness

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    They have breast reduction, do they have neck reduction?
     
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  19. FATSEXY

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    Hey cocksnot, you are in your own cute little way dogging me for ripping off an idea, while this whole "Ed Taylor" username is a ripoff of Jeff K. Irony is a cruel and heartless bitch.
     
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  20. Bruce Lovely

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    That's punkmother for you. He thinks this alterego shit is funny, but its old. Who's Jeff K?
     
    Bruce Lovely, Apr 8, 2003
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