I Getted Jumped T Ice Cream Place!!!

[Ed Taylor]

HELLO FELLOW WARRIOR REPEATING PIECES OF SHIT

I GO GET ICE CREAM CAUSE I LIKES IT AND I GO TO ICE CREAM GUY "HEY! WHERE MY ICE CREAM!!!!!!" AND HE SAY "HEY! WHERE YOUR MONEY!!!!" AND I SAY "I NO HAVE NO MONEY BUT GIVE ME MY ICE CREAM AND GIVE MY JIMMIES!!!!" AND HE SAY "ONLY JIMMY YOU GET SEE IS MY JIMMY" AND I SEE HIS JIMMY!!!!! I SNEAKED INTO BACK OF ICE CREAM PLACE AND PUT MY HEAD INTO ICE CREAM BIN AND EATED LOTS OF ICE CREAM!!! THAT GUY COME BACK AND SAY "HEY YOU! I SAY NO ICE CREAM" AND HE SWINGS FIST AND I SENSE CHI!!!! I TAKED ICE CREAM SPOON AND THROWS IT AND HE TAKES CASH REGISTER AND THROWS IT AND I TAKE CAKE AND THROWS IT AND HE TAKE HAT AND THROWS IT AND I TAKE STRAY CAT AND THROWS IT AND HE TAKE PEANUTS AND THROWS IT AND I TAKES STACK OF ICE CREAM CONES AND SHOVE THEM DOWN HIS THROAT AND HE CHOKE AND DIE AND I YELL "ICE CREAM COWNED!!!!" AND HE DEAD AND I PUT HIS BODY IN FREEZER AND EATED MORE ICE CREAM!!!! AND THAT FUNNY AND I MAKE NEW STORY DO SAME THING ONLY GO TO DIFFERENT PLACE!!!!!!!!

 

[bigakuma]

ttt for the baskin robins bad ass 31 ways to kick ass

 

[shidokanartist]

Awesome! This is the best one yet! Ice cream cowned! Ahahahahaha! Fuckin classic! AHAAHAHAHAHA! LMFAO.

 

[Ed Taylor]

I MAKE YOU LAUGH!!!!! I MAKE YOU LAGH!!!!!! I DO MORE!!!!!!

 

[shidokanartist]

Ed, you always make me LMFAO.

 

[RightintheFace]

Mornin Ed-good story.

 

[donegal]

did u get jumped at jumper shop?

 

[The Sickness]

Don't go to one of those schools for the deaf, you'll definately get pwn3d!

 

[Ed Taylor]

THAT MAKE NO SENSE DONEGAL!!!!

 

[The Sickness]

Originally posted by Ed Taylor
THAT MAKE NO SENSE DONEGAL!!!!

"Hello? Pot? This is kettle...You're black!"

 

[illbert]

Ed Taylor = the new Frenchy

-=//> Illbert <\\=-

 

[ChuteBoxeRocks]

FUCK YOU MAN! THAT WAS FUNNY!

 

[Ed Taylor]

I NOT FRENCH I JUST SMELLS CAUSE WE NOT HAVE NO REL WATER AND WHEN I WANT SHOWER I DRILL HOLES IN GATORADE COOLER AND FILLS IT WITH WATER AND STANDS UNDER IT!!!!!! I HAVE TIRE SWINGS!!!!!!!

 

[lsg]

Originally posted by shidokanartist
Awesome! This is the best one yet! Ice cream cowned! Ahahahahaha! Fuckin classic! AHAAHAHAHAHA! LMFAO.

My thoughts exactly! I am still laughing.

 

[ChuteBoxeRocks]

Don't badmouth Ed...he's a gentle...kind of....person...

 

[donegal]

U dont wear nice wooly jumpers ED?

A kangaroo bounced over little magic's head and landed on a cardigan stand. He luaughed aimlessly for hours and bought dungarees.

 

[shidokanartist]

With a neck like that, I'd be real carefull playin around on tire swings ED. Nothing good can come of it.

 

[The Sickness]

They have breast reduction, do they have neck reduction?

 

[FATSEXY]

Originally posted by Ed Taylor
HELLO FELLOW WARRIOR REPEATING PIECES OF SHIT

I GO GET ICE CREAM CAUSE I LIKES IT AND I GO TO ICE CREAM GUY "HEY! WHERE MY ICE CREAM!!!!!!" AND HE SAY "HEY! WHERE YOUR MONEY!!!!" AND I SAY "I NO HAVE NO MONEY BUT GIVE ME MY ICE CREAM AND GIVE MY JIMMIES!!!!" AND HE SAY "ONLY JIMMY YOU GET SEE IS MY JIMMY" AND I SEE HIS JIMMY!!!!! I SNEAKED INTO BACK OF ICE CREAM PLACE AND PUT MY HEAD INTO ICE CREAM BIN AND EATED LOTS OF ICE CREAM!!! THAT GUY COME BACK AND SAY "HEY YOU! I SAY NO ICE CREAM" AND HE SWINGS FIST AND I SENSE CHI!!!! I TAKED ICE CREAM SPOON AND THROWS IT AND HE TAKES CASH REGISTER AND THROWS IT AND I TAKE CAKE AND THROWS IT AND HE TAKE HAT AND THROWS IT AND I TAKE STRAY CAT AND THROWS IT AND HE TAKE PEANUTS AND THROWS IT AND I TAKES STACK OF ICE CREAM CONES AND SHOVE THEM DOWN HIS THROAT AND HE CHOKE AND DIE AND I YELL "ICE CREAM COWNED!!!!" AND HE DEAD AND I PUT HIS BODY IN FREEZER AND EATED MORE ICE CREAM!!!! AND THAT FUNNY AND I MAKE NEW STORY DO SAME THING ONLY GO TO DIFFERENT PLACE!!!!!!!!

Hey cocksnot, you are in your own cute little way dogging me for ripping off an idea, while this whole "Ed Taylor" username is a ripoff of Jeff K. Irony is a cruel and heartless bitch.

 

[Bruce Lovely]

Originally posted by FATSEXY
Hey cocksnot, you are in your own cute little way dogging me for ripping off an idea, while this whole "Ed Taylor" username is a ripoff of Jeff K. Irony is a cruel and heartless bitch.

That's punkmother for you. He thinks this alterego shit is funny, but its old. Who's Jeff K?