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Magic Man
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K, I think we all hate the feeling of water splashing on our asses when we take that number two, so I invented a method of keeping your ass dry.
Get a single square of 2-ply toilet paper (the 2-ply will trap more air buggles in between the two sheets), and lay it gently on the surface of the water.
And whalla! When you take a shit, the paper will catch your shit in it's descent, at the same time cushioning the fall and reducing splashage, THUS keeping your ass dry.
NOTE: make sure you take a shit shortly after laying down the paper (I would recommend no more than 10 seconds), as any longer than a few moments, will cause the paper to become water logged thus placing you in your previous dilemma.
Another create tip brought to you, by magic man.
Get a single square of 2-ply toilet paper (the 2-ply will trap more air buggles in between the two sheets), and lay it gently on the surface of the water.
And whalla! When you take a shit, the paper will catch your shit in it's descent, at the same time cushioning the fall and reducing splashage, THUS keeping your ass dry.
NOTE: make sure you take a shit shortly after laying down the paper (I would recommend no more than 10 seconds), as any longer than a few moments, will cause the paper to become water logged thus placing you in your previous dilemma.
Another create tip brought to you, by magic man.