How do you punish your children for bad behavior?

[Shayo]

Got a 5 yr old and a 2 yr old and im still trying to figure it out.

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

When I was a kid I'd get spanked. If I cursed it was hot sauce on my tongue.

 

[fightingrabbit]

The jab.

 

[Kanuck99]

Legit answer. Consistency is crucial.

Consistent and proportional yes, but they aren't dogs, they're children. Sometimes its better to think about the situation, rather than execute them on the spot.

 

[fatalis]

Send them to the old man down the street so he can touch them

Spoiler

with teh jab

 

[Kanster]

Make them carry a 23-pound paving slab for miles.

 

[fatalis]

The jab.

I like the way you think

 

[greygoose]

I'm preparing my 9 month old for the future with daily spankings in his Pampers

 

[Yojimbow]

christ, already planning to rule with an iron fist i see

hemember

 

[greygoose]

christ, already planning to rule with an iron fist i see

Hah, that is pretty close to it

 

[Mad Villain]

 

[pointfighter]

jesus christ. if you get KOed with one of those its time to stop fighting

 

[Stargazer Rex]

My kids are perfect. I never have any issues. The old saying goes, The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

 

[HuntersCreed]

I'm not beyond spanking, but my kids are very well behaved so I don't do much punishing.

 

[elzar]

i noticed immigrants never discipline their kids. makes me sick

you're an idiot.

 

[ThinkGreen]

Wait, I thought the US was filled with patriarchal knuckle-draggers who were keeping women down with their puritanical, backwards ways? Now you're telling me we're overly feminized? You anti-Americans are so inconsistent with your criticisms!

Lmao. Seriously

 

[ventrue]

spank dey azzes! Make them go outside and get me a switch.

 

[Quipling]

Oh, I never beat my kids. We usually just stop by the SPCA and get a puppy, and then beat it in front of them. Works like a charm.

 

[fightingrabbit]

Or i'd make them walk a couple miles around the block holding a 23 lb stone, at 3 am in the morning.

 

[Cherdawg]

Usually like this, it also helps them learn to swim fast.