The hair came of his balls??
Holy crap lol
Not even the worst pool story i've heard. Some family a couple of towns over from where i'm at got caught in a bushfire. It was too late to leg it so they jumped in their pool thinking they wouldn't be burned.
It worked, they weren't burned
but they were boiled alive
135 in Fallujah, Iraq in July. And we had to do foot patrols in that shit, had every pocket filled with water bottles, both canteens filled and a camelpack. Went through about two gallons of water in 3 hours every patrol. Well, every patrol that we didn't stop at someones house and chill out in the shade for a few minutes at a time.
I've been out of state on a few NYEs & it always felt wrong being away from the ball drop. to me that epitomizes the NYE feeling, or maybe that's because I'm a New Yorker