Gonna go ahead and post a picture of myself and my business card.

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I am promoted from work. I am assistant manager of a Crunch Fitness gym starting Monday of next week. As soon as they issue me my business cards, I'll go post a video of me with my face, holding a note that mentions usernames of people I hate in here, and holding my Crunch Fitness Assistant Manager business card.

A legend is born. I will also post a video of me deadlifting 385 pounds for three reps, raw and strapless.
 
Is 3x 385 good ? I think I can do 400 1 x already. I didn´t try much.

Am I on the list ?

Congrats on the promotion.

Do you guys also serve fries with that ?

Get em tiger. Use it all for motivation. Enjoy yourself.
 
I am promoted from work. I am assistant manager of a Crunch Fitness gym starting Monday of next week. As soon as they issue me my business cards, I'll go post a video of me with my face, holding a note that mentions usernames of people I hate in here, and holding my Crunch Fitness Assistant Manager business card.

A legend is born. I will also post a video of me deadlifting 385 pounds for three reps, raw and strapless.

Doxxing yourself and then engaging in some petty online beef while publicly representing the business you work for......yep, sounds good to me, no plot holes at all.
 
Doxxing yourself and then engaging in some petty online beef while publicly representing the business you work for......yep, sounds good to me, no plot holes at all.
Imagine someone so petty to email Hamas job. That wouldn´t be funny. It´s just sherdog. We´re just hanging around a bit online. If anything people are talking shit to him and not vice versa
 
Doxxing yourself and then engaging in some petty online beef while publicly representing the business you work for......yep, sounds good to me, no plot holes at all.

Okay good. I dont actually have to show my greatness by doxxing myself. It's already understood that you all know that I am an assistant manager in the business I work for. Excellent.

Now leave me alone.
 
Imagine someone so petty to email Hamas job. That wouldn´t be funny. It´s just sherdog. We´re just hanging around a bit online. If anything people are talking shit to him and not vice versa

Yeah thanks. But everybody already knows that I am, in fact, an assistant manager in a franchise gym. Good enough. No need to dox myself.
 
Now leave me alone.

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Yeah thanks. But everybody already knows that I am, in fact, an assistant manager in a franchise gym. Good enough. No need to dox myself.
Respectfully. Don't be stupid and post your name card. Someone is going to send 10 pizzas to your workplace.
 
Dude I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna fucking do it! As soon as HR delivers my manager business card, I'll show all of you! Give me the pizzas please! But don't harass me!! I don't want my co-workers finding out about the time I got cucked.
 
Bro, that would be great!!
They will do it the old school way by phone. The store will ask for you for payment. You are going to post a diet thread about how you can eat pizza to supplement your workout. Trabaho will cosign it by saying it is healthy whole food like bread, cheeses, vegetables and meat.

BTW congrats on the assistant manager gig.
 
They will do it the old school way by phone. The store will ask for you for payment. You are going to post a diet thread about how you can eat pizza to supplement your workout. Trabaho will cosign it by saying it is healthy whole food like bread, cheeses, vegetables and meat.

BTW congrats on the assistant manager gig.

Shockingly accurate.
 
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