Going Rogue

Probably you are not the best role model *laughs his ass off, pats on his lesg and all this stuff*
 
Okay ladies, today's the day. It's do or die time. I have to go ace the LSAT or I'll never be an astronaut. Venerea.
 
Barut said:
Okay ladies, today's the day. It's do or die time. I have to go ace the LSAT or I'll never be an astronaut. Venerea.
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Good luck, Bort. We're all counting on you for bacon's future legal and astronomical matters.
 
You guys kidding. They would never ever send bort to space. Things just weigh nothing up there.
 
Don't be such a pansy Burt. Get your ass in there and ace it like you know you're gonna.





P.S. What's the max penalty for shitting on the hood of your neighbors's car, wiping your ass with his newspaper and sticking it to the windows?
 
bacon said:
Don't be such a pansy Burt. Get your ass in there and ace it like you know you're gonna.





P.S. What's the max penalty for shitting on the hood of your neighbors's car, wiping your ass with his newspaper and sticking it to the windows?
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Death if I'm your neighbor.

I did well, but they made me copy an entire paragraph in cursive. omgwtftkd??!!! I'm not making that up. The instructions even said "Don't Print." I haven't been forced to write in cursive for 20 years. It was the hardest part of the test.
 
Well unless you lived across the street from me in 1995, then it wasn't your car.

Congrats on the test.


JK, Remember Andy B? It was his dad's car...
 
Yep, I remember that sotry and that douchbag. He used to make his Mother ride in the back seat so he could look "cool" even though everyone made fun of him. I think you and burt are going to ahve each other on speed dial here shortly. Vinerialdisease.
 
So Bacon, you did the shitting at night, right?
 
Yeah it was at night. I'm ballsy, not stupid. The hardest part was standing on the bumper and not falling back into teh pile. Luckily, the hood orniment kept the shit from sliding down the hood and into my pants.

I used to piss in his door locks on cold nights too. This kid was a world class turd....still is, I'd imagine.
 
10/02/2006:

Legs:

Squats, ATG w/ 2 second pause in the hole

135 x 5
225 +
 
For me its the same with my frontsquats. Always do the first few sets with the clean grip and then when Im under the impression that my wrist is going to explode I change to BBstyle.
 
Since Fat "Pouty pants" Wilhelm is so upset that I didn't make him some t-handle pushup thingys, I'll give him, and who ever else reads the drivel that is his "training log", a head start on the thread I'm going to start around X-mas time.

It'll be a design contest. I haven't worked out all the details yet, but I'm basically going to provide the S&P with a list of materials (what I have laying around my garage). Who ever designs the most awesomest, yet entirely useful, piece of gym equipment will get to see that design come to life, cause I'm gonna build it. The winner will get dibs on the equipment, provided they want to pay the shipping costs. I'll take an inventory of what's in my garage sometime this week.

I figure with all the engineers up in here, you guys could come up with something worth building.
 
bacon said:
Since Fat "Pouty pants" Wilhelm is so upset that I didn't make him some t-handle pushup thingys, I'll give him, and who ever else reads the drivel that is his "training log", a head start on the thread I'm going to start around X-mas time.

It'll be a design contest. I haven't worked out all the details yet, but I'm basically going to provide the S&P with a list of materials (what I have laying around my garage). Who ever designs the most awesomest, yet entirely useful, piece of gym equipment will get to see that design come to life, cause I'm gonna build it. The winner will get dibs on the equipment, provided they want to pay the shipping costs. I'll take an inventory of what's in my garage sometime this week.

I figure with all the engineers up in here, you guys could come up with something worth building.
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I've got some pretty decent plans for a howitzer that fires 45lb plates at anyone curling in a squat rack.
 
bacon said:
Since Fat "Pouty pants" Wilhelm is so upset that I didn't make him some t-handle pushup thingys, I'll give him, and who ever else reads the drivel that is his "training log", a head start on the thread I'm going to start around X-mas time.

It'll be a design contest. I haven't worked out all the details yet, but I'm basically going to provide the S&P with a list of materials (what I have laying around my garage). Who ever designs the most awesomest, yet entirely useful, piece of gym equipment will get to see that design come to life, cause I'm gonna build it. The winner will get dibs on the equipment, provided they want to pay the shipping costs. I'll take an inventory of what's in my garage sometime this week.

I figure with all the engineers up in here, you guys could come up with something worth building.
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Dude, I designed my parents' lake house on AutoCAD during working hours and it was built to spec's... not to mention a combo dog crate/end table, a multi-tiered deck, an addition-to-be for my own house, an underfloor infinite baffle subwoofer manifold, a rebar bender, a couple different gates and fences and other miscellaneous small projects.

You might as well pencil me in as the winner right now.
 
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