Dave Chapelle is TERRIBLE now

[Jesus X]

He's supposedly Muslim, and if he is he's not taking it very seriously.

But he is repeating Palestinian-propaganda as if it's true.
And fools will believe it because Dave Chappelle repeats it.

For those who don't know practically all of the anti-Israeli propaganda originates from the Gaza Strip, and outside journalists were not allowed entry while the war was active.
Israel supposedly 'targeted journalist' and that's why the number they killed was something like 237 right?
That's because the 'Palestinian Journalists' were pulling double-duty as 'Hamas Terrorists' and in some cases were holding Israeli civilian hostages within their homes.

So....when I hear of bullshit talking points like '__,___ children murdered by the IDF' or '__,___ civilians killed by Israeli Airstrikes' I figure they're either completely made up, as if Hamas searches through millions of tons of rubble for the number of people killed to accurately report in news articles.... Just 35 minutes after a missile strike that hit a hospital.

Or maybe that's what Hamas was hoping would happen, building a base of operations within a hospital so when it's hit by a missile strike they can claim Israel killed ____ more innocents.

Or they're completely made up anyway.

Or Gee... Bet those Hamas Terrorists really regret Oct7th.

How is he a muslim when he drinks and womanizes. He smokes weed too. Zina or adultery is "haram".

 

[johnsmithjohnson]

Yeah but can they play the piano anymore. I hate every liberal I see, from chimpan A to chimpan zee. Dr zaius! Oh save me dr Zaius!

 

[Jesus X]

Yeah but can they play the piano anymore. I hate every liberal I see, from chimpan A to chimpan zee. Dr zaius! Oh save me dr Zaius!

 

[johnsmithjohnson]

Dr Zaius
Dr Zaius?
Dr Zaiius Dr Zaius Dr Zaius?
OH HELP ME DR ZAIUS!
*cool piano riff*

 

[Halifax]

How is he a muslim when he drinks and womanizes. He smokes weed too. Zina or adultery is "haram".

Does that apply to Christians too? The Bible is outspoken against drunkenness and adultery and even premarital sex lol

Hes far from the first to take the grocery store approach to religion.

Leave shit you don't want on the shelf, buy what you are interested in

 

[johnsmithjohnson]

Does that apply to Christians too? The Bible is outspoken against drunkenness and adultery and even premarital sex lol

Even anal? That's not what my camp Consoler said.

 

[Halifax]

Even anal? That's not what my camp Consoler said.

Next we can discuss Mormon soaking

 

[MDoza]

Hes always been a sellout.

Dude walked away from $50 million dollars..

Now he just says what he wants.

That like the opposite of a sellout

 

[johnsmithjohnson]

That's a seano thing lol

Next we can discuss Mormon soaking

 

[Jesus X]

Does that apply to Christians too? The Bible is outspoken against drunkenness and adultery and even premarital sex lol

Hes far from the first to take the grocery store approach to religion.

Leave shit you don't want on the shelf, buy what you are interested in

Definitely applies to Christians too but he is still being a bad muslim.

 

[Jesus X]

Next we can discuss Mormon soaking

Those soda shops they have are also ridiculous no caffeine but a lot of sugar is still cool.

 

[Halifax]

Definitely applies to Christians too but he is still being a bad muslim.

As are 99% of Christians in North America lol.

NOBODY waits until they are married for sex and tons of people get drunk.

Even the most heavily religious people I grew up with broke down and just had fun

 

[LangfordBarrow]

He should’ve gone out as the GOAT when he abruptly took off.

It's not like the guy's a fighter racking up losses. He's making bank now and still has solid punchlines. Maybe he's alienating both the Left and the Right now with his routines but I wouldn't say he's any worse as a comic.

 

[Jesus X]

As are 99% of Christians in North America lol.

NOBODY waits until they are married for sex and tons of people get drunk.

Even the most heavily religious people I grew up with broke down and just had fun

Yes well don't claim to be religious then if you are going to do that then. What is you point here and how does this relate to Chappelle being a bad muslim?

 

[LangfordBarrow]

He was funniest during the Rick James era, I dont remember any politics talk

I inherited that series around '18 when my dad passed away, so I'd never seen it when it originally aired, and sometimes I'd forget the bits were about the Bush Administration and think he was joking about Trump.

 

[Halifax]

Yes well don't claim to be religious then if you are going to do that then. What is you point here and how does this relate to Chappelle being a bad muslim?

All organized religion is a sham.

Folks take the grocery store approach to it and always have.. thank god

The christians following the teachings to the letter are in Africa commiting atrocities right alongside the other dumb organized religions.

99.99% of super religious people I grew up with broke every rule in the catholic bible and just pled the "i can ask for forgiveness later". Chapelle is just another dude doing it.

 

[Jesus X]

All organized religion is a sham.

^^^Yeah that was my point all along. I was pointing out his hypocrisy.

 

[johnsmithjohnson]

All organized religion is a sham.

Folks take the grocery store approach to it and always have.. thank god

The christians following the teachings to the letter are in Africa commiting atrocities right alongside the other dumb organized religions.

99.99% of super religious people I grew up with broke every rule in the catholic bible and just pled the "i can ask for forgiveness later". Chapelle is just another dude doing it.

Gnosticism is pretty fascinating. Quran has al zutt moments, Torah is... Yeah, Bible has the bears and kids, most eastern stuff is an esoteric rabbit hole.
I think there are aliens out there. Probably a bunch billions of years old, probably a bunch we would view as God or like Olympus demi gods. I always wonder if one randomly showed up out of boredom and screwed around for fun. With time and space as they are and how finite my existence is u doubt it matters but cosmic horror is interesting.

 

[TheNinja]

He says whatever he wants. He has enough money. If you don't like what he has to say, don't watch him, listen to him, or go to his shows. Money talks in this country.

And ya, he's gotten way too much into political stuff and rambling on stupid stuff. I still watch his specials b/c he always has some good stuff in it. Don't go out of my way to catch it the first day or even the first month.

 

[HOLA]

The older guys are still hilarious IMO. Chapelle, Bill Burr, Gabrielle Iglesias. I think the only young cat who has promise is Matt Rife.

Burr shit the bed in spectacular fashion with that Saudi Arabia debacle.