speaking of the finest spectrum of short bus retards in the country, we've got another one fellas.
Capitol rioter claimed he was elsewhere on Jan. 6, handing out Bibles
Described by the FBI as a white supremacist, Bryan Betancur pleaded guilty in May to one count of disorderly conduct in a restricted building or grounds
As authorities tell it, convicted burglar Bryan Betancur made what seemed to be a reasonable request to Maryland probation officials a few days before the insurrection at the U.S. Capitol. Prohibited from leaving the state without permission, he asked to travel to the District on Jan. 6, 2021, so that he could hand out Bibles on behalf of the Christian group The Gideons International.
Maryland’s division of parole and probation said okay.
“Betancur provided [his] probation officer with updates throughout the day and communicated that he would not be home by the normal curfew time,” a federal prosecutor said in a court filing.
In a recent plea deal, Betancur acknowledged that his story about distributing the Good Book was a ruse. Instead, clad in a shirt bearing a logo of the Proud Boys, a far-right group with a history of violence, he attended Donald Trump’s incendiary rally on the Ellipse, after which Betancur stormed the Capitol with an angry mob of fellow Trump supporters trying to prevent Congress from affirming Joe Biden’s electoral victory, according to the U.S. attorney’s office in Washington.
Betancur, described by the FBI as a white supremacist who lived with his mother in Silver Spring, Md., was sentenced Wednesday to four months behind bars for participating in the riot. Although his age isn’t clear (prosecutors say he is 24; his attorney says 22), there was no dispute in U.S. District Court in D.C. regarding his Jan. 6 whereabouts.
What helped give him away: On the day of the insurrection, he was wearing a GPS tracking device that had been affixed to one of his ankles by probation officials after his release from incarceration in a Maryland burglary case.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2022/08/11/betancur-jan6-probation-bible/
i dont know about the rest of you, but if i'm going to go out there committing crimes and i dont want to get caught, i'm not going to be wearing an ankle monitor from my previous arrest.
uhh it wasnt me who went into the capitol you guys! in the name of the lord, and ronald reagan i swear i didn't do it! my ankle monitor is simply just lying to you. its controlled by deep state agents!
this fine pile of maga trash right here likes to thump his bible around and hide behind jesus every time he goes around committing crimes. well i'm not truly a religious person either, but i'll try to recall a scripture from the bible straight out of my head:
"In the beginning, God created the heaven and this fucking retard right here."