Calling All Shookologists

[Lord Pyjamas]

No, I think it was Stipe just being a gentleman. He's a genuinely great guy who finds purpose in serving his community more than being a world famous pugilist, who may not see Jon as we all see him.
Stipe straight up might think that he hurt Jon's feelings and gave him a chance to shake on it before the contest, which Jon took. That would be more the cuck move, to take the handshake after making a show of not giving one, no?

I for one just found it refreshing to see two men acting like adults!
This cucking thing really has to jump into a lake of fire at this point.
When was it even fun?

 

[Lord Pyjamas]

I am not sure what haircut Stipe has now. He was rocking the Nazi officer haircut for a little bit then he let it grow out and it was something about Mary style.

I just wish I understood fashion like he does.

 

[NoSmilez]

It looks kind of like a zig-zag. Did he fuck up applying the spray on hair?

He needs to visit the black barber. His beard is kinda bad too. It just makes his nostrils look really big.

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

This is very cuck-like

Third world mentality.

 

[usernamee]

Third world mentality.

can't believe ur taking any I've said in here seriously especially since my first reply was to your ridiculous post lol

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

That was the usual Bones "look away 45 degrees and look slightly bored-sad" faceoff he's had for ages.

can't believe ur taking any I've said in here seriously especially since my first reply was to your ridiculous post lol

Your inference is off.

 

[Neck&Neck]

Stipe looked unshooked
Bones shookness might of been a false positive

Craig Paul had some weird face paint going
Bo looked really good

Chandler looked in crazy shape and completely unshookable

 

[usernamee]

That was the usual Bones "look away 45 degrees and look slightly bored-sad" faceoff he's had for ages.

Your inference is off.

 

[Killer Kadoogan]

-mixed reaction from crowd when jones walked out
-stipe looks old and maybe slightly nervous
-jones didn't do his patented look away from the get go
-think they both know this is going to be an ugly, ugly war

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

My all time favorite faceoff. It was so expected even Jon cracked a slight smile lmao

 

[usernamee]

My all time favorite faceoff. It was so expected even Jon cracked a slight smile lmao

I honestly think he looked more annoyed and pwned tbh

entire room burst out in laughter and he felt pwned for sure

 

[g*r*b]

Interesting.

Jon has a slight tremble on his inhale right after shaking Stipe's hand. For a moment he breaks eye contact and glances downwards, then comes back up to Stipe's eyes. Very different from most other Jon Jones staredowns.

Hmmm. Almost as if he were slightly disconcerted at the strength of Stipe grip? maybe?

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

I honestly think he looked more annoyed and pwned tbh

entire room burst out in laughter and he felt pwned for sure

Funny how much smaller events were even though it feels like recent history. Yes the whole room laughed in Jona face but there's only like 15 people in the room for a huge title fight face off

 

[Wreckless]

That was the usual Bones "look away 45 degrees and look slightly bored-sad" faceoff he's had for ages.

Your inference is off.

I know. That's my point.

 

[Señor Dudu Bird]

Thought Jones would be a bit bigger TBH. Just wish the fight happened years ago.

 

[Fukkup]

Jones is absolutely shook. Never likes not looking down on his opponents at the staredown. Plus stipe is stone cold. Still won't affect Jon's performance though. Would be hilarious if stipe kod him

 

[Final Say]

Lmao I know this shookology stuff is a fun joke, but I’ve never seen an example of a fighter actually looking shook like jones does here. Wtf? He had no idea what to do? Tried but could not maintain eye contact.

Jones is obviously legitimately scared

 

[Qays Stetkevich]

Your opinion of the ceremonial faceoff between Jones and Miocic is hereby requested.

I hope Stipe comes out to 'tallica/for whom the bell tolls

 

[Qays Stetkevich]

I think Jones is shook and Steeps a little cucked

should make for hell of a war

Wrong about the cuck thing. . .


Regardless, when someone "disses" you by not going for the shake, and you respond next time by literally acting as if they hadn't done shit. . . it's not only good sportsmanship, it also clearly shook Jones

 

[Final Say]

I hope Stipe comes out to 'tallica/for whom the bell tolls

It’ll be till I die by MGK, per usual