Official update from Shookologists

[GiganticMeat]

Hello all, I would just like to officially inform everyone that, as of yet, the American Shookological Society, the American Shookological Association, and the World Shookological Panel, assembled specifically for this event,

Have NOT officially decided on Israel Adesanya vs Ficus Du Plessis.

While several days ago a meeting of the world's foremost shookologists was called, to discuss among other topics, height cutting, Israel's hairline, and whether penological comparisons are teh gay. Unfortunately -- or more as per standard -- our selected panel of shookologists are all rather high society, and by the time they had all arranged first class, private jet flights to New York, it was already Thursday evening. They will of course spend all of Friday (that is, today) resting, and engaging in fine dining. It is our hope we can convene a meeting at least before the main event.

We apologize for this delay and implore everyone to remain calm until we have been told what to think by our experts.

 

[Sonny Qc]

 

[RockyLockridge]

I had an invite to that event but missed it.... New York traffic and all

 

[GiganticMeat]

We apologize for the confusion. (Well, I do. I will have to see if in the meeting they would like to officially apologize for the confusion.) The aim of shookologists everywhere is to lessen confusion, and thus suffering.

(Also, deciding who's shook)

 

[usernamee]

I had an invite to that event but missed it.... New York traffic and all

Dear RockyLockridge,

Your membership with the American Shookological Society has been terminated, effective immediately. Thank you.

 

[Uber_Noober]

Ficus Du Plessis? Did he morph into a tree?

I am Groot.

 

[BJJ4Tone]

Hello all, I would just like to officially inform everyone that, as of yet, the American Shookological Society, the American Shookological Association, and the World Shookological Panel, assembled specifically for this event,

Have NOT officially decided on Israel Adesanya vs Ficus Du Plessis.

While several days ago a meeting of the world's foremost shookologists was called, to discuss among other topics, height cutting, Israel's hairline, and whether penological comparisons are teh gay. Unfortunately -- or more as per standard -- our selected panel of shookologists are all rather high society, and by the time they had all arranged first class, private jet flights to New York, it was already Thursday evening. They will of course spend all of Friday (that is, today) resting, and engaging in fine dining. It is our hope we can convene a meeting at least before the main event.

We apologize for this delay and implore everyone to remain calm until we have been told what to think by our experts.

Damn, Gigantic Meat is a sick name. Kinda jelly.

 

[GiganticMeat]

Dear RockyLockridge,

Your membership with the American Shookological Society has been terminated, effective immediately. Thank you.

Sorry Rocky if I had known clearing the entire New York airspace wasn't enough, I would have arranged for you to travel on my first class, destroyer class warship instead. I guess there's still next decade... Or the Association *shudders*

 

[Carrotman23]

Was just mulling this over as I was looking through various shookological studies that concern a very rare phenomena, that of Acute Reverse MonoShooknosess.

This is when one subject is shook, but shook so deeply that the overton window shifts within them, and becomes a powerful force of energy.

Izzy was indeed literally brought to tears, that servant comment from DDP hit worse then anything he's said before honestly. Izzy likes his hard work being admired and any reference to a silver spoon in his mouth and his upbringing clearly rattles him.

The thing is I believe him when he says he wants to kill this man, the guy made you cry in front of your home crowd. He has to win this fight.

So to reiterate Im coming to a very rare diagnosis of Acute Reverse MonoShooknosess.

If the fire is there, Izzy takes this .

I'm going with Izzy.

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

 

[GiganticMeat]

Was just mulling this over as I was looking through various shookological studies that concern a very rare phenomena, that of Acute Reverse MonoShooknosess.

This is when one subject is shook, but shook so deeply that the overton window shifts within them, and becomes a powerful force of energy.

Izzy was indeed literally brought to tears, that servant comment from DDP hit worse then anything he's said before honestly. Izzy likes his hard work being admired and any reference to a silver spoon in his mouth and his upbringing clearly rattles him.

The thing is I believe him when he says he wants to kill this man, the guy made you cry in front of your home crowd. He has to win this fight.

So to reiterate Im coming to a very rare diagnosis of Acute Reverse MonoShooknosess.

If the fire is there, Izzy takes this .

I'm going with Izzy.

Acute Reverse Monoshooknosess... A rare and startling diagnosis. Brilliant!

Edit: @Carrotman23 You have been promoted to Viceroy of the American Shookological Society. Congratulations!

 

[nonoob]

 

[RockyLockridge]

Dear RockyLockridge,

Your membership with the American Shookological Society has been terminated, effective immediately. Thank you.

This is a Shook-spricy.

The reptilian Globalists working for the World Shookological Panel have had it out for me for decades.

 

[DapperDave]

Invalid assertions from OP.

I am a member of the Oregon Shookology Institute.
We were left out of this meeting, therefore the posted observations are invalid.

OSI has two members: me and some guy from the westside, but truthfully, the westside guy may not know that we made him a member last year.

Our opinion matters, but our focus is actually not on shookedness any more. We switched to misleading camera perspectives that always make Rogan look shorter than he really is.

But we still want to be included in shook meetings. Inclusiveness is all that matters in this state, and we demand to be included.

[mean mug] at OP.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

The last thing a fighter wants to be is emotional. It rarely benefits them. Idk if Izzy thinks he shook, but he is.

 

[Luthien]

Israel cried ><
How can you get more shook

 

[Arm Barbarian]

Izzy is definitely far more emotional out of the two.

Dricus is calm as a cucumber.

 

[GiganticMeat]

Israel cried ><
How can you get more shook

Well, one only has to read @Carrotman23 's brilliant shookology to see that the case is not so simple.

Invalid assertions from OP.

I am a member of the Oregon Shookology Institute.
We were left out of this meeting, therefore the posted observations are invalid.

OSI has two members: me and some guy from the westside, but truthfully, the westside guy may not know that we made him a member last year.

Our opinion matters, but our focus is actually not on shookedness any more. We switched to misleading camera perspectives that always make Rogan look shorter than he really is.

But we still want to be included in shook meetings. Inclusiveness is all that matters in this state, and we demand to be included.

[mean mug] at OP.

Dear DapperDave, I am so sorry to hear that the Oregon Shookology Institute was not invited to this year's panel. In truth, I, the President of the ASS (American Shookological Society) am in charge of invitations and sorting... The issue is I delegated the task to my virtual assistant, who lives in India and doesn't actually speak any English. However he is a fine lad, and owns 12 sheep, 5 cattle, and seventeen pygmy goats.

Either way, I am glad your Institute has shifted focus to something as noble as keeping Joe Rogan's height forever a mystery, even if it saddens me to know one less bright middle aged mind such as yourself will not be (directly) involved in shookology.

I will bring up your ideas and Institute at this century's panel.

 

[GiganticMeat]

This is a Shook-spricy.

The reptilian Globalists working for the World Shookological Panel have had it out for me for decades.

Freeshookologists make me suspicious as well... But my hands are tied