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[Buff]

Bless you brother @Buff

Thanks Monica.

In case you're wondering, I've had a few enquiries, but no hard sales as of this moment! Lmao!

 

[Buff]

Fuck it...

How often do I get a chance to own a Shadface throw pillow?



I'll drop some pics when it arrives.

 

[Volador]

I might buy a "touch 'em with teh jab" sticker, but not sure what the graphics would look like.

 

[Buff]

I might buy a "touch 'em with teh jab" sticker, but not sure what the graphics would look like.

I'll let you know when my pillow turns up!

 

[Buff]

make a PVZ fleshlight and we may have a deal

You could always tape a picture of her to the one you have under your mattress...?

Having said that, I could definitely add it to the "Shadface pillow with a hole in it" sex toy revolution that I'm about to blitz the erotic scene with.

 

[Arqueto]

I'm all about a Shadface pillow and a Shadface mouse mat.

 

[Buff]

Just saw this on Instagram...



Sweet summer child thinks that ^^^ This is the worst t shirt ever...

Lmao.

 

[Haj01]

Buy one get a UFC hotdog brander free

 

[Mongoosemk12]

Not gonna lie, I came here ready to blast ya. This is class stuff though amigo. Well done sir, well done.

 

[weaselkenievil]

Thread is piss funny! Genuinely laughed hard, thanks Buff. And all other contributors. The Ronda hiding behind a pillow pillow is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen!

 

[waldywaldy]

Just when you're almost done with this fucking cesspool

There's good old Buff

Making Sherdog Great Again

 

[Buff]

Not gonna lie, I came here ready to blast ya. This is class stuff though amigo. Well done sir, well done.

Thread is piss funny! Genuinely laughed hard, thanks Buff. And all other contributors. The Ronda hiding behind a pillow pillow is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen!

Just when you're almost done with this fucking cesspool

There's good old Buff

Making Sherdog Great Again

Bless you brothers.

And thank you for you for your custom, please call again.

 

[MMAart]

I got you brother...

Something to chase the blues away... Or simply bury yourself under one of these and pretend they don't exist... This model is the cheaper version. I chose the colour especially.

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At double the price, but twice the fun we have the floor version... More robust, more durable, and definitely heavier... You need this in your life.

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And finally, a mask... Because what better to hide your face behind than an image of someone hiding their face behind some shit

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Ronda purple pillow is the best one so far, in my opinion.

 

[Buff]

Ronda purple pillow is the best one so far, in my opinion.

That was some inspired genius by @Hellowhosthat, the hottest new prospect on the fashion scene.

My personal favourites are that, the hotdog socks, and the Shadface pillow which I am about to become the proud owner of...

 

[Buff]

I'm all about a Shadface pillow and a Shadface mouse mat.

I wish likes weren't limited.

Have you seen the full range btw...?

 

[Arqueto]

I wish likes weren't limited.

Have you seen the full range btw...?

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Awesome stuff. I might need a Shadfcae hoody too.

 

[Buff]

@Clippy brother...

Feast your eyes on these...

First of all, the pillow... Stylish, luxurious, and very very Clippy... Chuck out your chinz and revamp your lounge today with one of these...



Then, thinking of my brother's at all times during the day, nude included, I have designed the bath mat of cyber dreams... Pictured, in fact, next to my very own tub:



Some ladies wear next... I tooknextra time to ensure the classiest, most feminine designs that I was able...





And of course some leggings for our sporty sher-sisters on the go:



And finally, something to wear whike you prepare your Kraft dinners... This will protect your personage from spillage of both noodle, and pasta. Plus you will look like a sexual hippopotamus whilst wearing it.



Here is the full range of products:

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[Substance Abuse]

You get sued yet?

I would buy a crying BJ Penn or Burrito BJ Penn item, lol.

 

[Buff]

You get sued yet?

I would buy a crying BJ Penn or Burrito BJ Penn item, lol.

Not yet, although I doubled down and went for Microsoft just a moment ago, so we'll see.

I thought about crying BJ Penn, but it's so tough to do without the animation.

 

[Clippy]

@Clippy brother...

Feast your eyes on these...

First of all, the pillow... Stylish, luxurious, and very very Clippy... Chuck out your chinz and revamp your lounge today with one of these...

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Then, thinking of my brother's at all times during the day, nude included, I have designed the bath mat of cyber dreams... Pictured, in fact, next to my very own tub:

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Some ladies wear next... I tooknextra time to ensure the classiest, most feminine designs that I was able...

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And of course some leggings for our sporty sher-sisters on the go:

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And finally, something to wear whike you prepare your Kraft dinners... This will protect your personage from spillage of both noodle, and pasta. Plus you will look like a sexual hippopotamus whilst wearing it.

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Here is the full range of products:

Spoiler

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