I never take it off actually. Will have it drycleaned if you want to trade for it though. We can't tamper with the official signature by throwing it in with regular laundry.
Alright fellas, you may have been wondering where I've been... I'm sure you've all noticed I haven't been posting much, and have been missing me tremendously, and I just want to say that I'm sorry for not being so active, I've been busy... And that I've made it up to each and every one of you.
Knowing, as I do, what every Sherdogger wishes for, I have created a line of essential, must-have UFC apparel and accessories, available for purchase and 14 day delivery direct to casa tuyo. That means "your house" in Spanish.
Behold my product range. Remember, All designs are also available on t-shirts, phone cases, shorts, clocks, and much, much more.
EDIT: My wings have been clipped, and the links have been removed by the powers that be... But the pictures of the amazing items you could own in under 12 days including shipping still remain.
Imagine your sitting room at the moment... Dull, boring, lacklustre - I see you... Now imagine the vibrancy and boutique-esque chic vibe your lounge would then take on with a motherfucking Shadface throw pillow on your couch... $18/£15.
As if that wasn't amazing enough, your boy only went and frooted up your phones as well... This is just £19... Imagine the reaction you'd get from chicks when you explained the circumstances of how you ended up with this pussy slayer of a design on the back of your IPhone.
Now, you're probabaly wondering if I've been thinking about my sherbros's health at this point... And let me just say that I think I've done a better job than anyone has ever done in the past at combining chic style, elegance, and personal health concerns... £11 a piece, or £9 if you buy 4.
Here's how it would look on you... And also, be sure to pay attention to the group discount... That's right, your whole family could all go out looking like the coolest cats together in a non sexual love train.
But why stop at the face when the feet also need protection... I know it's summer right now, but I think everyone's Xmas wish lists just became a little bit more complete... I know mine has... You're basically stealing from me at $15 for a pair.
And because I'm not a sexualist, and my genius knows no boundaries, I decided to throw together a little something for the ladies too... Yes brothers, I done pimped your hoes. This is a lnother bargain at £22.
And if you don't want a "Dana white with Michael Bolton Hair" Tote cotton bag, then frankly something must be very wrong with your sense of style... £17 and it's yours.
Or maybe you're the type of cool dude that would step out in a gangster movie t shirt with Brendan Schaub on it... The mark of a true OG. £15 buys you that kind of clout
Seriously though, guys like @bigwaverider who do shoops separate from MMA seem to do really well on that site - it's free to sign up, you don't need PayPal, and I was playing around with images within about 5 minutes of realising I could.
It's just a bit of fun... I'd be fucking stunned to sell a single thing (although I might buy the Shadface pillow for teh lulz).
My advice to anyone thinking about it would be to make sure yiur file sizes are as big as possible... Those were literally the only shoops I had ready to go that didn't need resizing... Took maybe an hour to do the first 6.
Again, I'll never sell a thing, but it's been hilarious fun... The sock patterns with the hotdogs were amazing.
I offered him the job, and yet here you are now a self proclaimed member of my empire handing out employment like there isn't recession on... No casting couch, nothing. Straight to the bank.
Imagine that... A half price Shadface phone case, or jogging trousers, or maybe a froot shoop ashtray...
Half price though... Can you imagine any something more worthwhile and valuable than that coupon?
Sadly I do not offer this service... You don't offer people that take their clothes off for money 50% so I guess it works the other way with the ones that put clothes on you.
The future is in layered products. Think about a tshirt that has an image of a tote bag on it, and that tote bag image has an image of a coffee mug with a shadface on it.
You could even give a Giblert shirt for every mass purchase.
I offered him the job, and yet here you are now a self proclaimed member of my empire handing out employment like there isn't recession on... No casting couch, nothing. Straight to the bank.
Imagine that... A half price Shadface phone case, or jogging trousers, or maybe a froot shoop ashtray...
Half price though... Can you imagine any something more worthwhile and valuable than that coupon?
Sadly I do not offer this service... You don't offer people that take their clothes off for money 50% so I guess it works the other way with the ones that put clothes on you.
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