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Can I get a Ronda with a pillow pillow? I feel the double pillow effect might increase the comfort.
Bro... You're a genius.
I went with this elegant, summery design for the ladies because we all know that a lady likes to get her salad tossed now and then...
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And also this useful, adaptable water bottle... Imagine you're at the gym all buffed up, and you pull this bad boy out... Everyone will know that you eat right as well as looking amazing 24/7 in your Shadface pyjamas trousers and froot shoop gym apparel.
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I feel bad for stealing these hotdog brander sox from you, so I'll trade you straight across for my collector's edition signed & official Buff Avi T.
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This is glorious... You should start your own fashion brand and become a future millionaire fashion magnate like me.
Call it "Dogging Fashion" as in things to wear while you're on sherdog.
Hell yea! A @Buff T-shirt!! Here is the original. A little better resolution. Not sure if u guys have even seen this before.
Can I get a Ronda with a pillow pillow? I feel the double pillow effect might increase the comfort.
Holy shit bro that's old school... I'm gonna have to think of a good one for that shit.Anything for groundhog experts? Maybe a muscle shirt for when I bring my son to Walmart?
Alright fellas, you may have been wondering where I've been... I'm sure you've all noticed I haven't been posting much, and have been missing me tremendously, and I just want to say that I'm sorry for not being so active, I've been busy... And that I've made it up to each and every one of you.
Knowing, as I do, what every Sherdogger wishes for, I have created a line of essential, must-have UFC apparel and accessories, available for purchase and 14 day delivery direct to casa tuyo. That means "your house" in Spanish.
Behold my product range. Remember, All designs are also available on t-shirts, phone cases, shorts, clocks, and much, much more.
EDIT: My wings have been clipped, and the links have been removed by the powers that be... But the pictures of the amazing items you could own in under 12 days including shipping still remain.
Imagine your sitting room at the moment... Dull, boring, lacklustre - I see you... Now imagine the vibrancy and boutique-esque chic vibe your lounge would then take on with a motherfucking Shadface throw pillow on your couch... $18/£15.
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As if that wasn't amazing enough, your boy only went and frooted up your phones as well... This is just £19... Imagine the reaction you'd get from chicks when you explained the circumstances of how you ended up with this pussy slayer of a design on the back of your IPhone.
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Now, you're probabaly wondering if I've been thinking about my sherbros's health at this point... And let me just say that I think I've done a better job than anyone has ever done in the past at combining chic style, elegance, and personal health concerns... £11 a piece, or £9 if you buy 4.
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I mean come on.
Here's how it would look on you... And also, be sure to pay attention to the group discount... That's right, your whole family could all go out looking like the coolest cats together in a non sexual love train.
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But why stop at the face when the feet also need protection... I know it's summer right now, but I think everyone's Xmas wish lists just became a little bit more complete... I know mine has... You're basically stealing from me at $15 for a pair.
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And because I'm not a sexualist, and my genius knows no boundaries, I decided to throw together a little something for the ladies too... Yes brothers, I done pimped your hoes. This is a lnother bargain at £22.
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And if you don't want a "Dana white with Michael Bolton Hair" Tote cotton bag, then frankly something must be very wrong with your sense of style... £17 and it's yours.
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Or maybe you're the type of cool dude that would step out in a gangster movie t shirt with Brendan Schaub on it... The mark of a true OG. £15 buys you that kind of clout
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If anyone has any designs to suggest, let me know... Let's get creating some UFC memorabilia that only an idiot would say no to buying.
Thanks in advance for you custom by the way... I really appreciate you all spending $50 each to help me out. Means a lot to me brothers.
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PM me for links, or search for "Buffzilla" on Redbubble.
Holy shit bro that's old school... I'm gonna have to think of a good one for that shit.