Bodybuilding Kangaroo vs Python

[faustian]

Pythons literally eat Roos and other marsupials all the time. If any animal is going to avoid this fight it's the kangaroo. Now, if it was a dingo the Roo would drag that fucker into a pond and drown it.

It's like saying a killer whale would beat a bull sperm whale in a fight because packs of killer whales have been known to prey on female and baby sperm whales

 

[El Chimpo]

Python is out of his element

Roo would metaphorically wheelbarrow him




Edit : hate not catching an mistake

 

[PUO3]

Just imagine the roo swinging that snake around and smashing him. Massacre.

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

Sorry guys.

Snake by literal ingestion.

I know everybody is trying to have fun and be cute. But the snake literally eats the kangaroo and you all cry.

 

[LionExMachina]

Sorry guys.

Snake by literal ingestion.

I know everybody is trying to have fun and be cute. But the snake literally eats the kangaroo and you all cry.

Hey Gabe!

I thought threads like these gave you cancer?

 

[PUO3]

Sorry guys.

Snake by literal ingestion.

I know everybody is trying to have fun and be cute. But the snake literally eats the kangaroo and you all cry.

Snake's jaw cant even get around the Roo's gains.

 

[Sexy]

Snakes don't even have legs man. Kangaroo by perfect plex.

 

[ThinkGreen]

Snake's jaw cant even get around the Roo's gains.

Dat yoke

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Sorry guys.

Snake by literal ingestion.

I know everybody is trying to have fun and be cute. But the snake literally eats the kangaroo and you all cry.

I'm an amateur zookeeper and you are wrong.

 

[Prime Ang]

Sorry guys.

Snake by literal ingestion.

I know everybody is trying to have fun and be cute. But the snake literally eats the kangaroo and you all cry.

I have a Zoo Keeping degree from Lowry Park Zoo and I can assure you that you're out of your element here. Go back to playing with your kittens and gerbils, let real specialists talk about these subjects. Not that you're a bad guy or anything, you're just embarrassing yourself a little and I feel bad.

 

[dissolved]

Only thing that matters in this thread is the picture of the body-building kangaroo. WTF.

 

[Prime Ang]

One time at the Lowry just for shits and giggles, we had a roo fight a Chimp with an ak47 and the roo ate 47 bullets before choking out the chimp and leaving him for the ambulance. He's still alive today.

 

[auger38]

That story is such bullshit, I don't believe it for a second. There's no way the roo doesn't finish the job. Stop making shit up.

 

[PUO3]

Hard work and proper diet.

 

[Prime Ang]

Bro I'm telling you I swearsies on it.

 

[Thai Otoshi]

That kangaroo doesn't even need the horsemeat for this....

 

[Thai Otoshi]

Hard work and proper diet.

Someone needs to shoop one with a 2015 pic, then a 2017 pic of his head on a terminator.

 

[PUO3]

Which of you cans was saying the can snake would take the Roo in the water? Come at him bros.

 

[Chaos Spawn]

Python is out of his element

Roo would metaphorically wheelbarrow him




Edit : hate not catching an mistake

i thought it sounded better with "elephant". sometimes life gives us these little gifts...we like to call them "happy accidents"

 

[Sexy]

It's like saying a killer whale would beat a bull sperm whale in a fight because packs of killer whales have been known to prey on female and baby sperm whales

Killer Whales have a bad rep, haven't you ever seen Free Willy? Totally chill/nice animal.

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How do you SCIENTISTS think a JACKED AND CUT Kanga would do against a RELENTLESS AND GAME KOALA??

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