Bodybuilding Kangaroo vs Python

[HunterSdVa29]

lost it at Everest College

 

[LionExMachina]

So I did do some research. I guess I was wrong

 

[faustian]

That looks photoshopped. Plus it's probably a non-marsupials species of kangaroo that isn't even jacked.

EDIT: Actually I'm pretty sure that's a deer. Nice try though.

 

[Palpatine]

we live in the year 2015 and you're still using wiki as a reference LMAO? no reputable publisher would give your balderdash 'work' the time of day, you might be able to get away with lazy research like that in everest college but not against learned scientists such as myself (mastered in bio). wiki can be edited by anyone

you're dismissed

You think all snakes are poisonous? OK, now I know you're trolling. Pythons are not poisonous. They are nonvenomous constrictors. Go look it up ANYWHERE on the internet, go to Google, go watch a documentary on YouTube, they are nonvenomous constrictors just like Boas and Anacondas.

Pythons are not venomous. That doesn't mean you can't get infections after being bitten, though, as their teeth/mouths can be loaded with bacteria but so can any animal in the world. Great white sharks have bitten people and given them infections due to bacteria in their mouths - but are they venomous, too? Is there something you know that nobody else in the world knows? I hope you can let us know, genius!

Pythons carry Salmonella, otherwise known as... food poisoning. Roos have a high death rate when infected with Salmonella (Poison).

Quoting my client...

right off the bat, you can never count out poisons....

 

[The One True]

lmao. open and shut case

 

[MSK1010]

Where did this fool true come from? Im on my phone so i cant see shit about him but hes got me laughing pretty hard over here.

 

[El Chimpo]

Undeniable and unshakable proof

Science wins (again LOL!!)

 

[xcvbn]

Kanga on LeJuice's regimen could challenge a rhino let alone a slithering dinosaur

 

[SherdogGoat]

Python by rape choke

 

[the ambush]

we live in the year 2015 and you're still using wiki as a reference LMAO? no reputable publisher would give your balderdash 'work' the time of day, you might be able to get away with lazy research like that in everest college but not against learned scientists such as myself (mastered in bio). wiki can be edited by anyone

you're dismissed

lol Everest College

 

[Chaos Spawn]

couldn't vote. found op to be lacking.

1. how big is said python?
2. how hungry is said python?

 

[wlu29]

Kangaroos have some excellent technique

Damn that's hilarious

 

[wlu29]

We'll have to agree to disagree here. Most species of kangaroos are in fact marsupials and the one in OP definitely is. Not sure where you get the idea that only reptiles are immune to snake poisons. Fishes are also immune and, yes, marsupials are immune. You probably didn't know that because large marsupials aren't native to the USofA.



Match would take place inside the octagon at normal altitude with air conditioning and plenty of light

Is the kangaroo allowed to use Vaseline?

 

[wlu29]

Indiana Jones hated snakes, can't argue with that.

Truth

 

[El Chimpo]

Is the kangaroo allowed to use Vaseline?

The roo would bathe in the blood of the python

 

[Thai Domi]

couldn't vote. found op to be lacking.

1. how big is said python?
2. how hungry is said python?

These are the questions that determine the outcome. If teh snake is in the upper teens in length and hankering for some roo steak, that's one dead ass marsupial.

 

[Prime Ang]

Where did this fool true come from? Im on my phone so i cant see shit about him but hes got me laughing pretty hard over here.

You openly admitting to laughing at his posts, but he's a fool? Weird logic MissK.

 

[Prime Ang]

I've actually been on a few Kangaroo expeditions, extremely difficult animal to kill, the Cobra on the other hand, I've killed pretty easily without much competition. The Cobra lacks the competitive nature that it takes to last in this fight, Kangaroo jack wins with heart.

 

[hearthstone25]

Kangeroo needs to list his arm routine ASAP.

Snake gets stomped easily.

 

[Iroh]