Who takes it? Kangaroo gets to choose between using either brass knuckles or those talon things that cockfighters use. I'm going with the kangaroo. He would soccer kick and GnP the python's head into hamburger. What are your thoughts?
There is no fucking chance that C-level can python can touch the Kangaroo's athleticism. Kangaroo via whatever he wants in round 1.
If that python could use some sort of sneak attack I think it might be able to choke out that Kangaroo. Although the Kangaroo might just be able to grab it and skin in with it's bare hands, wouldn't even need to use the talons.
lol, this would be the biggest one sided beat down since Childs whooped on Kobe. Kangaroo wins this by how ever he wants.
If the kangaroo is successful they could then recruit kangaroos to murder pythons in the wild. Pythons are a big problem in Florida and are inherently evil.
Looking at that kangaroo's biceps he could probably literally just rip the python in half if the python bit his face
I agree. Sometimes I trap possums and pythons and just let them scrap. Takes care of at least one problem creature and sometimes both.
The only thing the snake can do is grapple and as shown above the kangaroo can grapple at an elite level against superior athletes.
at first glance the answer seems obvious - kangaroo. he would certainly be the betting favorite no doubt. but let's not be so quick to dismiss the python right off the bat, you can never count out poisons. everybody knows pythons have some of the most lethal poisons in the snake kingdom. that's mama nature's version of the 'puncher's chance' - one lucky bite and it's all over, the kangaroo will die from supreme poisons overdose (SPO). but that isn't the python's only means to a W in this bout. python has a very low center of gravity and is a difficult target to hit clean, kangaroo's best weapon (drop kicks) are simply useless in this bout. stomps are an option but not nearly as powerful as its missile toe drop kick. the kangaroo's boxing would also be nullified because he'd have to basically punch the ground, any boxer worth his salt knows you never punch downward, lose all your power that way the more i think about it, the more i think the python really surprises people in this one. i see it wrapping around a leg and cutting off circulation. meanwhile the kangaroo is clawing at it but the python's skin is no joke, made of tuff stuff. python then goes for a lethal bite and from that point on its countdown to death by supreme poisons overdose (SPO)
Yeah I wouldn't even let my pup or child outside if I knew a python could be lurking just around the corner. I think the python takes the fight into the water and drowns the kangaroo after it gases. All those muscles will be good in a 1 round fight, but once you get to the championship rounds the snakes cardio will take over.
Kangaroo is a marsupials so I'm pretty sure it's immune to snake poisons. It's a big reason why large marsupialses dominate Australia as the continent's #1 apex predator. Stomps and good old fashioned GnP would be all the kangaroo would need here. And like I said before if the snake did grab a limb or face the kangaroo can likely rip the snake's body in half.
