Bodybuilding Kangaroo vs Python

Skydome said:
Yeah I wouldn't even let my pup or child outside if I knew a python could be lurking just around the corner.

I think the python takes the fight into the water and drowns the kangaroo after it gases. All those muscles will be good in a 1 round fight, but once you get to the championship rounds the snakes cardio will take over.
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No chance the snake can drag this beast into his territory.

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kangaroos are suceptible to the choke, and that is the pythons specialty. i tihnk you guys under estimate the constricting strength of the python. The intelligence advantage goes tot he kangaroo, if this fight happens anywhere that is not in an open field, i think the snake takes it. even if the kangaroo wins, im sure that snake will get in a few bites that will go septic soon enough and both will lose.
 
People have been sleeping on roos for years, they are tough sons of bitches.
 
Revolver said:
Pytons are the least of Florida's worries. I'd be more worried about chimp with an AK
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Stiches, George Zimmerman, casey Anthony, krokodil, etc..... shit is endless

For real tho, that kangaroo is downright intimidating. The Arnold of kangaroos
 
This is a good tune up fight for the kangaroo, but after a few minutes of sizing up the Python it wins via brutal stomp. I think a better match up would be jacked/cut roo vs Floyd mayweather.
 
absofuckinglutely lost it as "marsupials are immune to serpent poison" hahahahaahah
 
HunterSdVa29 said:
Stiches, George Zimmerman, casey Anthony, krokodil, etc..... shit is endless

For real tho, that kangaroo is downright intimidating. The Arnold of kangaroos
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that kangaroo must be on the dolce diet.
 
Pride rules or UFC?

With no kicks to a grounded opponent how does the Roo beat the python? The Python butt scoots his way to victory by eventually getting the takedown and tying up his opponent in stifling LnP.
 
The One True said:
at first glance the answer seems obvious - kangaroo. he would certainly be the betting favorite no doubt. but let's not be so quick to dismiss the python

right off the bat, you can never count out poisons. everybody knows pythons have some of the most lethal poisons in the snake kingdom. that's mama nature's version of the 'puncher's chance' - one lucky bite and it's all over, the kangaroo will die from supreme poisons overdose (SPO). but that isn't the python's only means to a W in this bout. python has a very low center of gravity and is a difficult target to hit clean, kangaroo's best weapon (drop kicks) are simply useless in this bout. stomps are an option but not nearly as powerful as its missile toe drop kick. the kangaroo's boxing would also be nullified because he'd have to basically punch the ground, any boxer worth his salt knows you never punch downward, lose all your power that way

the more i think about it, the more i think the python really surprises people in this one. i see it wrapping around a leg and cutting off circulation. meanwhile the kangaroo is clawing at it but the python's skin is no joke, made of tuff stuff. python then goes for a lethal bite and from that point on its countdown to death by supreme poisons overdose (SPO)
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Your a moran. I've been working with animals my hole live. I have a degree in marine biology from John Jay College of Criminal Justice, and I've been working in zoo's for 10 years. What you just said may be the dumist thing I have ever read on the internet. A python's poison is not capable of killing a a marsupial because they are inherently immune to it. I can't recall the type of poison but chemically it is very similar to poison ivy, and poison ivy, as we all know, only gives you a rash.

faustian said:
Kangaroo is a marsupials so I'm pretty sure it's immune to snake poisons. It's a big reason why large marsupialses dominate Australia as the continent's #1 apex predator.

Stomps and good old fashioned GnP would be all the kangaroo would need here. And like I said before if the snake did grab a limb or face the kangaroo can likely rip the snake's body in half.
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This. Have you worked in Zoo's before? 10 years for me.
 
faustian said:
Kangaroo is a marsupials so I'm pretty sure it's immune to snake poisons. It's a big reason why large marsupialses dominate Australia as the continent's #1 apex predator.

Stomps and good old fashioned GnP would be all the kangaroo would need here. And like I said before if the snake did grab a limb or face the kangaroo can likely rip the snake's body in half.
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i'm sorry but you're way off base here. where do i begin. first off kangaroos aren't marsupials, they're mammals. a marsupial is a small mammal like a guinea pig, is there anything about the kangaroo that looks small to you? secondly nothing is immune to snake poisons except for reptiles. this is common knowledge

under what circumstances does this matchup take place? i can tell you for a fact that the kangaroo could only compete in warm summer weather, kangaroos are warm-blooded and would have no chance is sub-temperate conditions. python is cold-blooded meaning it can never get cold (doesn't need heat), so anything below 90F is a write-off, easy W. next question, is this fight happening during the day or at night? kangaroos have mammal eyes, mammal eyes are simply useless without light. the python on the other hand has reptile eyes, reptile eyes are incredible at night vision because they can glow (produce their own light)

if you're going to sit there and tell me a blind shivering kangaroo has any chance against a game python then i'm not even going to bother continuing this conversation
 
Palpatine said:
Your a moran. I've been working with animals my hole live. I have a degree in marine biology from John Jay College of Criminal Justice, and I've been working in zoo's for 10 years. What you just said may be the dumist thing I have ever read on the internet. A python's poison is not capable of killing a a marsupial because they are inherently immune to it. I can't recall the type of poison but chemically it is very similar to poison ivy, and poison ivy, as we all know, only gives you a rash.



This. Have you worked in Zoo's before? 10 years for me.
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Palpatine said:
Your a moran. I've been working with animals my hole live. I have a degree in marine biology from John Jay College of Criminal Justice, and I've been working in zoo's for 10 years. What you just said may be the dumist thing I have ever read on the internet. A python's poison is not capable of killing a a marsupial because they are inherently immune to it. I can't recall the type of poison but chemically it is very similar to poison ivy, and poison ivy, as we all know, only gives you a rash.

This. Have you worked in Zoo's before? 10 years for me.
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i've been cleaning gorilla shit my whole life. don't you ever try to lecture me on Zoos
 
The One True said:
i'm sorry but you're way off base here. where do i begin. first off kangaroos aren't marsupials, they're mammals. a marsupial is a small mammal like a guinea pig, is there anything about the kangaroo that looks small to you? secondly nothing is immune to snake poisons except for reptiles. this is common knowledge

under what circumstances does this matchup take place? i can tell you for a fact that the kangaroo could only compete in warm summer weather, kangaroos are warm-blooded and would have no chance is sub-temperate conditions. python is cold-blooded meaning it can never get cold (doesn't need heat), so anything below 90F is a write-off, easy W. next question, is this fight happening during the day or at night? kangaroos have mammal eyes, mammal eyes are simply useless without light. the python on the other hand has reptile eyes, reptile eyes are incredible at night vision because they can glow (produce their own light)

if you're going to sit there and tell me a blind shivering kangaroo has any chance against a game python then i'm not even going to bother continuing this conversation
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Going to go with my man Kadark here. This goofy manlet 2s team of fussers and palpatincan are truly moronical thinking Kangaroos are marsupials LOL!!! There is no marsupial that large. Where is Zookeeper Gabe to back us up here with the factuals?
 
Palpatine said:
This. Have you worked in Zoo's before? 10 years for me.
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No but I grew up just down the street from MetroZoo in Miami plus I'm naturally just an expert when it comes to animals
 
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