Bodybuilding Kangaroo vs Python

[PUO3]

So I did do some research. I guess I was wrong

Untrained baby roo who clearly doesnt even lift yet. Not relevant imo.

 

[ThinkGreen]

Lmao

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Pythons are nonvenomous constrictors just like Boa's. I thought everybody knew this.


Anyway, the Python is being counted out here. Their teeth are curved inward like hooks, so if a Python bites, it's hard to get it off unless you are willing to pull it's mouth away from your body, which would only cause it to tear a good piece out of you and be extremely painful. Once they bite, they are basically locked onto you. If the kangaroo had some rubbing alcohol then it would easily get the snake off, too bad kangaroos don't know how to use that, though. Sticking your hand in the Pythons mouth to get it off won't work, either, it will just bite again.

The Kangaroo can definitely tear the Python's mouth away from their body, they are very, very powerful, but as soon as a Python strikes, it immediately wraps around part of you and once they do that, it's incredibly hard to get them off of you. Once they wrap around you, it's like they're literally stuck to you and it doesn't really matter how strong you are. These snakes are capable of taking down very large prey with their ability to strike very quickly and wrap around you very quickly. It's like once a submission is locked in perfectly, your muscles no longer help you because it's overextended and the only thing left to rely on is bone and it's only a matter of time before it's broken. Pythons have taken tons of large prey, larger, stronger and far more dangerous than kangaroos and they have taken out many kangaroos very, very easily in the wild.



Burmese Python's are capable of reaching a max of 23 feet, making it one of the largest species of snake in the world. So, the people talking about the Kangaroo simply ripping it in half, yeah, I don't think so. That Python would strike quick and wrap around the Kangaroo in seconds and squeeze him to death. It would would squeeze the Kangaroo and make him like toothpaste. Python's are very strong animals.

Pythons have already killed kangaroos, I don't know about the other way around, though. You can actually go look up videos on YouTube of a python crushing and swallowing a kangaroo. There has been quite a few cases of pythons killing kangaroos very easily in Australia.

Go do some research on it, guys. Kangaroos are bad ass but the python wins almost every time. The kangaroo doesn't know how to stop a full grown python from striking so quickly and coiling around its body and crushing him to death.

Look it up. There are videos all over the internet and first hand accounts from witnesses who have seen pythons take out kangaroos like they were easy prey.

Pythons win this. Go do some research, kids.

Lol at these allegations.

Everyone knows that the Anaconda is the apex of serpent predators and here are two malnourished drug addicts and midget fucking with one in a ball pit.

You really think these guys would have gotten away with this against a prime Roo?

GEt the fuck out of here.

 

[auger38]

Polish going straight for the juggular. Checkmate, mate.

 

[faustian]

tbf tho that was a de-poisoned anaconda

Not like anaconda poison would matter vs an immune marsupial but just sayin

 

[MusterX]

what the hell can a kangaroo do other than jump high and carry a baby around in it's lil pouch thing?

Python can climb trees, live in cold or warm climates, best and fastest swimmers in the animal kingdom and can submerge themselves under water for up to 6 hours.

He could disembowel that snake with kicks alone.

 

[PUO3]

what the hell can a kangaroo do other than jump high and carry a baby around in it's lil pouch thing?

Python can climb trees, live in cold or warm climates, best and fastest swimmers in the animal kingdom and can submerge themselves under water for up to 6 hours.

So basically all a python can do is avoid the fight?

 

[PolishHeadlock]

tbf tho that was a de-poisoned anaconda

Not like anaconda poison would matter vs an immune marsupial but just sayin

While this is true the ignorant poster I quoted was denying the existence of Python venom in the first place.

Dude is probably an antivaxer too.

 

[Was Exiled]

Pythons are fucking cans who fights bums, it would be utter destruction if it stepped in there with a swole Kangaroo.

 

[MSK1010]

You openly admitting to laughing at his posts, but he's a fool? Weird logic MissK.

Im lost? Where in history is it weird to laugh at fools. Listen black adam. You should just let us know before hand that you failed out of first grade. Im ok with laughing at fools, but i draw the line at retards.

 

[Prime Ang]

Im lost? Where in history is it weird to laugh at fools. Listen black adam. You should just let us know before hand that you failed out of first grade. Im ok with laughing at fools, but i draw the line at retards.

Damn, that post rustled you that much, that you had to make fun of the mentally handicapped? Get thicker skin MissK, that shouldn't have upset you in the slightest.

 

[auger38]

Im lost? Where in history is it weird to laugh at fools. Listen black adam. You should just let us know before hand that you failed out of first grade. Im ok with laughing at fools, but i draw the line at retards.

 

[Viva]

Kangaroo easily.

This is a goddamn squash match.

 

[Mr. Perfect]

So basically all a python can do is avoid the fight?

*Brazilian python

 

[Shael]

Not many land animals I would pick over a kang with a gym membership. Python vs platypus would be more competitive.

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

Pythons literally eat Roos and other marsupials all the time. If any animal is going to avoid this fight it's the kangaroo. Now, if it was a dingo the Roo would drag that fucker into a pond and drown it.

 

[PUO3]

Untrained baby roo*

Trained roo that lifts rips the snakes head off.

 

[Gazwald]

The roo stomps the shit out of it.

 

[EOW]

Pythons literally eat Roos and other marsupials all the time. If any animal is going to avoid this fight it's the kangaroo. Now, if it was a dingo the Roo would drag that fucker into a pond and drown it.

Your obvious passion and bias towards those slithering fuckwit snakes is clearly clouding your judgement.

EVEN Cecil People scored it 30-27 to the Kangaroo

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Pythons literally eat Roos and other marsupials all the time. If any animal is going to avoid this fight it's the kangaroo. Now, if it was a dingo the Roo would drag that fucker into a pond and drown it.

This is like saying Asians are the fastest people because of they drive suped up rice burners