Bodybuilding Kangaroo vs Python

PUO3 said:
Snake's jaw cant even get around the Roo's gains.
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Python can swallow a kangaroo and the kang would simply tear it apart from the inside by flexing its traps.
 
Why you think cops are gonna arrest the roo?


Murdering the python
 
Lol at evolution. The Roo basically has a snake for a tail that he can stand on.

Gtfo.

Evolution also goes to the Roo.
 
Python is lazy waiting for evolution to boost it's game. Roo assaults the squat rack with some curls and makes shit happen.
 
i did much hunting in my youth and they both go down to a worthy commonwealth marksman

and later show up as part of the campfire meal
 
EOW said:
All those years of evolution and they still have no legs
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They lost their legs due to evolution because they didn't need them. Lol at your understanding of the evolutionary history of Squamata.
 
fbgn said:
i did much hunting in my youth and they both go down to a worthy commonwealth marksman

and later show up as part of the campfire meal
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The Game Roo would besmirch you within 10 seconds.
 
PolishHeadlock said:
Lol at these allegations.

Everyone knows that the Anaconda is the apex of serpent predators and here are two malnourished drug addicts and midget fucking with one in a ball pit.

You really think these guys would have gotten away with this against a prime Roo?

GEt the fuck out of here.

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'Allegations', lol. You people really don't know what you're talking about.

Go look it up on YouTube. There are numerous videos of Pythons killing and eating kangaroos. What can a kangaroo do to a python? you think that kick is going to work after a python bites you and coils around you? You're probably one of those fools who think when a Python or Anaconda bites you that you can just stick your hand in it's mouth, open their jaw and break it when in reality the bite force for a full grown anaconda is estimated to be 500-600+psi and probably think trying to pull your arm out of their mouth would work, too.

There's no way a kangaroo, 'prime' muscular kangaroo, no matter what it is, will be able to get a full grown python off of him after it bites him and wraps around him. There is no way.

Look it up. There are videos of pythons killing and eating kangaroos, but not a single video, or first hand account, no witnesses of a kangaroo ever killing a python. Pythons are a bad match up for Kangaroos. There's no way a kangaroo would be able to get a python off of him if he strikes and coils around his body.

The way a pythons teeth is facing inward makes it very difficult to just pull them off of you. You can't stick your hand in it's mouth and open their jaws because their jaws are too powerful and they will likely just bite onto your hand.



I find it hilarious how some of you fools are actually trying to argue facts. The evidence is there and you're too lazy, or just too stupid to actually look it up. There aren't any, not a single fact that a kangaroo would beat a python, but there are quite a load of videos of pythons killing and eating kangaroos. You can go look it up and I guarantee you won't find anything about a kangaroo killing a python because the python always kills the kangaroo, no matter if he's muscular or not. It doesn't matter how fucking strong you are, if the python coils around you, you are not pulling him off of you. It doesn't matter who you are, how strong you or the animal is. Pythons have taken down cows, gators/crocs, and kangaroos. Seriously. Go look it up.

And that video you posted doesn't prove anything. It really doesn't. I don't see what you're trying to prove with it. Johnny Knoxville and the rest of his friends are first taught by a professional how to handle dangerous animals and if something goes wrong, they have a professional snake handler with them and you actually see this in the movie. Johnny Knoxville has been gored by a bull quite a few times before, too, does that mean he's some sort of bad ass? lol, no, it doesn't mean anything at all. If that bull wanted to kill him, he would kill him.



Humans can deal with a bite from a snake (nonvenomous constrictor) better than a kangaroo can. Kangaroos aren't intelligent enough to deal with it like we are and humans don't know how to deal with having the snake bite and coil around a limb unless they have a weapon and even if they do, snake skin is very strong, it's like armor and is not easy to pierce their skin, unless it's a professional handler, they know what to do.

A kangaroo is basically screwed if a full grown python grabs them and coils around them. It's fact. Look it up and stop posting this bullshit. Seriously. You people have no idea what you're talking about. Don't even know what a fucking marsupial is.

Stop with the nonsense and go do some research. The facts are there, the majority of you just can't accept when you're wrong and it's hilarious.

I guess I'm the only person here who actually took the time to do some research on the subject, and actually enjoys learning about animals in general. Fucking hilarious that most people here didn't even know that pythons aren't even venomous, just like boas and anacondas aren't venomous, either.

The python is a bad match up for the kangaroo, no matter if he's jacked or not. If they get bitten and the snake coils around them, that kangaroo is dinner, EASILY, and there are videos, and witnesses to back this up, but not a single video or witness of a kangaroo killing a python.

Pythons can take down gators/crocs, full grown cows, etc, but you people don't think it won't take down a kangaroo? seriously? that's hilarious. A full grown, jacked up kangaroo will not beat a full grown 16 ft python. They just can't.

So, for the last time, go do some research on the matter. The facts are there. Stop being lazy and stupid and take the time to look it up. Until then, stop sending this trash to somebody who actually knows what they're talking about. People that actually knows things about snakes would be laughing their asses off at the stupidity in here.

Pythons > kangaroos. It's that simple.
 
Zookeeper Gabe said:
They lost their legs due to evolution because they didn't need them. Lol at your understanding of the evolutionary history of Squamata.
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If snakes did have legs, arms, hell a fucking bazooka, they would still fail against a kangaroo.


Snakes can't even beat Asians, and look how badly they did in the UFC

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You guys are forgetting this no normal kangaroo, this is a bodybuilding kangaroo. Completely changes this matchup.

the more i think about it, if the python tries to constrict the kangaroo, the kangaroo will just rip it off him then in half, maybe eat it if it's hungry.
 
On the sixth day God created legs, but snakes missed leg day, and now they're fucked.
 
That209 said:
'Allegations', lol. You people really don't know what you're talking about.

Go look it up on YouTube. There are numerous videos of Pythons killing and eating kangaroos. What can a kangaroo do to a python? you think that kick is going to work after a python bites you and coils around you? You're probably one of those fools who think when a Python or Anaconda bites you that you can just stick your hand in it's mouth, open their jaw and break it when in reality the bite force for a full grown anaconda is estimated to be 500-600+psi and probably think trying to pull your arm out of their mouth would work, too.

There's no way a kangaroo, 'prime' muscular kangaroo, no matter what it is, will be able to get a full grown python off of him after it bites him and wraps around him. There is no way.

Look it up. There are videos of pythons killing and eating kangaroos, but not a single video, or first hand account, no witnesses of a kangaroo ever killing a python. Pythons are a bad match up for Kangaroos. There's no way a kangaroo would be able to get a python off of him if he strikes and coils around his body.

The way a pythons teeth is facing inward makes it very difficult to just pull them off of you. You can't stick your hand in it's mouth and open their jaws because their jaws are too powerful and they will likely just bite onto your hand.



I find it hilarious how some of you fools are actually trying to argue facts. The evidence is there and you're too lazy, or just too stupid to actually look it up. There aren't any, not a single fact that a kangaroo would beat a python, but there are quite a load of videos of pythons killing and eating kangaroos. You can go look it up and I guarantee you won't find anything about a kangaroo killing a python because the python always kills the kangaroo, no matter if he's muscular or not. It doesn't matter how fucking strong you are, if the python coils around you, you are not pulling him off of you. It doesn't matter who you are, how strong you or the animal is. Pythons have taken down cows, gators/crocs, and kangaroos. Seriously. Go look it up.

And that video you posted doesn't prove anything. It really doesn't. I don't see what you're trying to prove with it. Johnny Knoxville and the rest of his friends are first taught by a professional how to handle dangerous animals and if something goes wrong, they have a professional snake handler with them and you actually see this in the movie. Johnny Knoxville has been gored by a bull quite a few times before, too, does that mean he's some sort of bad ass? lol, no, it doesn't mean anything at all. If that bull wanted to kill him, he would kill him.



Humans can deal with a bite from a snake (nonvenomous constrictor) better than a kangaroo can. Kangaroos aren't intelligent enough to deal with it like we are and humans don't know how to deal with having the snake bite and coil around a limb unless they have a weapon and even if they do, snake skin is very strong, it's like armor and is not easy to pierce their skin, unless it's a professional handler, they know what to do.

A kangaroo is basically screwed if a full grown python grabs them and coils around them. It's fact. Look it up and stop posting this bullshit. Seriously. You people have no idea what you're talking about. Don't even know what a fucking marsupial is.

Stop with the nonsense and go do some research. The facts are there, the majority of you just can't accept when you're wrong and it's hilarious.

I guess I'm the only person here who actually took the time to do some research on the subject, and actually enjoys learning about animals in general. Fucking hilarious that most people here didn't even know that pythons aren't even venomous, just like boas and anacondas aren't venomous, either.

The python is a bad match up for the kangaroo, no matter if he's jacked or not. If they get bitten and the snake coils around them, that kangaroo is dinner, EASILY, and there are videos, and witnesses to back this up, but not a single video or witness of a kangaroo killing a python.

Pythons can take down gators/crocs, full grown cows, etc, but you people don't think it won't take down a kangaroo? seriously? that's hilarious. A full grown, jacked up kangaroo will not beat a full grown 16 ft python. They just can't.

So, for the last time, go do some research on the matter. The facts are there. Stop being lazy and stupid and take the time to look it up. Until then, stop sending this trash to somebody who actually knows what they're talking about. People that actually knows things about snakes would be laughing their asses off at the stupidity in here.

Pythons > kangaroos. It's that simple.
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Lol typical deflection.

I post a video of a known drug addiction and midget fucking with the apex serpent predator and you start talking about pythons eating fawns lol.


Hey I can destroy 500 tyrannosaurus rexs still in the egg lol.
 
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