Bodybuilding Kangaroo vs Python

[Skydome]

Lol typical deflection.

I post a video of a known drug addiction and midget fucking with the apex serpent predator and you start talking about pythons eating fawns lol.


Hey I can destroy 500 tyrannosaurus rexs still in the egg lol.

lmao, t-rexs never laid eggs, they gave live birth just like an elephant does.

 

[Revolver]

'Allegations', lol. You people really don't know what you're talking about.

Go look it up on YouTube. There are numerous videos of Pythons killing and eating kangaroos. What can a kangaroo do to a python? you think that kick is going to work after a python bites you and coils around you? You're probably one of those fools who think when a Python or Anaconda bites you that you can just stick your hand in it's mouth, open their jaw and break it when in reality the bite force for a full grown anaconda is estimated to be 500-600+psi and probably think trying to pull your arm out of their mouth would work, too.

There's no way a kangaroo, 'prime' muscular kangaroo, no matter what it is, will be able to get a full grown python off of him after it bites him and wraps around him. There is no way.

Look it up. There are videos of pythons killing and eating kangaroos, but not a single video, or first hand account, no witnesses of a kangaroo ever killing a python. Pythons are a bad match up for Kangaroos. There's no way a kangaroo would be able to get a python off of him if he strikes and coils around his body.

The way a pythons teeth is facing inward makes it very difficult to just pull them off of you. You can't stick your hand in it's mouth and open their jaws because their jaws are too powerful and they will likely just bite onto your hand.



I find it hilarious how some of you fools are actually trying to argue facts. The evidence is there and you're too lazy, or just too stupid to actually look it up. There aren't any, not a single fact that a kangaroo would beat a python, but there are quite a load of videos of pythons killing and eating kangaroos. You can go look it up and I guarantee you won't find anything about a kangaroo killing a python because the python always kills the kangaroo, no matter if he's muscular or not. It doesn't matter how fucking strong you are, if the python coils around you, you are not pulling him off of you. It doesn't matter who you are, how strong you or the animal is. Pythons have taken down cows, gators/crocs, and kangaroos. Seriously. Go look it up.

And that video you posted doesn't prove anything. It really doesn't. I don't see what you're trying to prove with it. Johnny Knoxville and the rest of his friends are first taught by a professional how to handle dangerous animals and if something goes wrong, they have a professional snake handler with them and you actually see this in the movie. Johnny Knoxville has been gored by a bull quite a few times before, too, does that mean he's some sort of bad ass? lol, no, it doesn't mean anything at all. If that bull wanted to kill him, he would kill him.



Humans can deal with a bite from a snake (nonvenomous constrictor) better than a kangaroo can. Kangaroos aren't intelligent enough to deal with it like we are and humans don't know how to deal with having the snake bite and coil around a limb unless they have a weapon and even if they do, snake skin is very strong, it's like armor and is not easy to pierce their skin, unless it's a professional handler, they know what to do.

A kangaroo is basically screwed if a full grown python grabs them and coils around them. It's fact. Look it up and stop posting this bullshit. Seriously. You people have no idea what you're talking about. Don't even know what a fucking marsupial is.

Stop with the nonsense and go do some research. The facts are there, the majority of you just can't accept when you're wrong and it's hilarious.

I guess I'm the only person here who actually took the time to do some research on the subject, and actually enjoys learning about animals in general. Fucking hilarious that most people here didn't even know that pythons aren't even venomous, just like boas and anacondas aren't venomous, either.

The python is a bad match up for the kangaroo, no matter if he's jacked or not. If they get bitten and the snake coils around them, that kangaroo is dinner, EASILY, and there are videos, and witnesses to back this up, but not a single video or witness of a kangaroo killing a python.

Pythons can take down gators/crocs, full grown cows, etc, but you people don't think it won't take down a kangaroo? seriously? that's hilarious. A full grown, jacked up kangaroo will not beat a full grown 16 ft python. They just can't.

So, for the last time, go do some research on the matter. The facts are there. Stop being lazy and stupid and take the time to look it up. Until then, stop sending this trash to somebody who actually knows what they're talking about. People that actually knows things about snakes would be laughing their asses off at the stupidity in here.

Pythons > kangaroos. It's that simple.

Lol @ reading this novel. Tl/dr

 

[faustian]

'Allegations', lol. You people really don't know what you're talking about.

Go look it up on YouTube. There are numerous videos of Pythons killing and eating kangaroos. What can a kangaroo do to a python? you think that kick is going to work after a python bites you and coils around you? You're probably one of those fools who think when a Python or Anaconda bites you that you can just stick your hand in it's mouth, open their jaw and break it when in reality the bite force for a full grown anaconda is estimated to be 500-600+psi and probably think trying to pull your arm out of their mouth would work, too.

There's no way a kangaroo, 'prime' muscular kangaroo, no matter what it is, will be able to get a full grown python off of him after it bites him and wraps around him. There is no way.

Look it up. There are videos of pythons killing and eating kangaroos, but not a single video, or first hand account, no witnesses of a kangaroo ever killing a python. Pythons are a bad match up for Kangaroos. There's no way a kangaroo would be able to get a python off of him if he strikes and coils around his body.

The way a pythons teeth is facing inward makes it very difficult to just pull them off of you. You can't stick your hand in it's mouth and open their jaws because their jaws are too powerful and they will likely just bite onto your hand.



I find it hilarious how some of you fools are actually trying to argue facts. The evidence is there and you're too lazy, or just too stupid to actually look it up. There aren't any, not a single fact that a kangaroo would beat a python, but there are quite a load of videos of pythons killing and eating kangaroos. You can go look it up and I guarantee you won't find anything about a kangaroo killing a python because the python always kills the kangaroo, no matter if he's muscular or not. It doesn't matter how fucking strong you are, if the python coils around you, you are not pulling him off of you. It doesn't matter who you are, how strong you or the animal is. Pythons have taken down cows, gators/crocs, and kangaroos. Seriously. Go look it up.

And that video you posted doesn't prove anything. It really doesn't. I don't see what you're trying to prove with it. Johnny Knoxville and the rest of his friends are first taught by a professional how to handle dangerous animals and if something goes wrong, they have a professional snake handler with them and you actually see this in the movie. Johnny Knoxville has been gored by a bull quite a few times before, too, does that mean he's some sort of bad ass? lol, no, it doesn't mean anything at all. If that bull wanted to kill him, he would kill him.



Humans can deal with a bite from a snake (nonvenomous constrictor) better than a kangaroo can. Kangaroos aren't intelligent enough to deal with it like we are and humans don't know how to deal with having the snake bite and coil around a limb unless they have a weapon and even if they do, snake skin is very strong, it's like armor and is not easy to pierce their skin, unless it's a professional handler, they know what to do.

A kangaroo is basically screwed if a full grown python grabs them and coils around them. It's fact. Look it up and stop posting this bullshit. Seriously. You people have no idea what you're talking about. Don't even know what a fucking marsupial is.

Stop with the nonsense and go do some research. The facts are there, the majority of you just can't accept when you're wrong and it's hilarious.

I guess I'm the only person here who actually took the time to do some research on the subject, and actually enjoys learning about animals in general. Fucking hilarious that most people here didn't even know that pythons aren't even venomous, just like boas and anacondas aren't venomous, either.

The python is a bad match up for the kangaroo, no matter if he's jacked or not. If they get bitten and the snake coils around them, that kangaroo is dinner, EASILY, and there are videos, and witnesses to back this up, but not a single video or witness of a kangaroo killing a python.

Pythons can take down gators/crocs, full grown cows, etc, but you people don't think it won't take down a kangaroo? seriously? that's hilarious. A full grown, jacked up kangaroo will not beat a full grown 16 ft python. They just can't.

So, for the last time, go do some research on the matter. The facts are there. Stop being lazy and stupid and take the time to look it up. Until then, stop sending this trash to somebody who actually knows what they're talking about. People that actually knows things about snakes would be laughing their asses off at the stupidity in here.

Pythons > kangaroos. It's that simple.

lol @ this rambling novel, I tapped out about a third of the way through

What is the snake gonna do when the kangaroo grabs it by the tail and swings it around 360 then slams it head first onto the ground? Get its skull caved in is what it's gonna do. It'll most likely also be paralyzed. The kangaroo will probably then start eating the snake alive because, remember, this particular species of kangaroo is a marsupial so it's immune to the snake poison.

Seriously go read a scientific animal book, or even better, go to an actual zoo to see these animals irl. Then maybe you'd have an idea of what you're talking about and wouldn't look so ignorant itt. Like I said before I grew up down the street from MetroZoo and I'm naturally an intuitive animal expert, so I know what I'm talking about and can back up what I say with facts. Read it and weep.

 

[That209]

YouTube:

Python killing kangaroo

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Kangaroo killing Python

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=kangaroo+kills+python



Google links:

Python killing kangaroo

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Kangaroo killing python

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Notice how there isn't a single video, story from witnesses, etc, of a kangaroo ever killing a python - but there's loads of videos, stories from witnesses of a python killing and eating kangaroos.

Why is that?

Oh, that's right, because the python > kangaroo.


I love how people on here can't accept when they're wrong. I'm waiting until someone tries to argue the source from the UCMP (University of California Museum of Paleontology).

Python beats kangaroo. There is evidence of this and not a single piece of evidence of the kangaroo beating the python, or being the dominant between the two. The python simply is the dominant one between the two and there is first hand evidence of this that you can view for yourself.

Seriously, the stuff I am seeing in here is hilarious. Pythons are a bad match up for kangaroos. They just are. Pythons, snakes in general are higher up in the food chain than kangaroos are.

Kangaroos can barely handle a Dingo, but they're going to beat a full grown, 16 ft or more, hungry python? hahahahahah this is seriously just fanboy shit. People voting for the Kangaroo simply because they think they're bad ass, when in reality the Python destroys the kangaroo and there is evidence to back this up, and no evidence of a kangaroo > python. Not a single thing on it because it doesn't fucking happen because they lose every time.

So, keep voting for the kangaroo when reality says otherwise.

I win. Again.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

lmao, t-rexs never laid eggs, they gave live birth just like an elephant does.

I'd crush those ***gy infant elephants too.

 

[That209]

lol @ this novel, I tapped out after the first paragraph

What is the snake gonna do when the kangaroo grabs it by the tail and swings it around 360 then slams it head first onto the ground? Get its skull caved in is what it's gonna do. It'll most likely also be paralyzed. The kangaroo will probably then start eating the snake alive because, remember, this particular species of kangaroo is a marsupial so it's immune to the snake poison.

Seriously go read a book, or even better, go to an actual zoo to see these animals irl. Then maybe you'd have an idea of what you're talking about and wouldn't look so ignorant itt. Like I said before I grew up down the street from MetroZoo and I'm naturally an intuitive animal expert, so I know what I'm talking about and can back up what I say with facts. Read it and weep.

Hahahahhaha!, too bad that doesn't happen in real life, huh? You're living in a fairytale, boy. That stuff simply doesn't happen. Pythons kill Kangaroos on a regular basis, look it up. Go find something about the kangaroo killing pythons.

Kangaroos are in the diet of the python. Not the other way around. Go look it up and get this unrealistic trash out of here.

You people, seriously, HILARIOUS!

Reality shows that pythons > kangaroos. So, stop being a fanboy and go look at the facts.

Clowns.


EDIT: By the way, Pythons aren't venomous. Once again, another fool thinks Pythons are venomous. Look. At. The. Facts. You fool. They are nonvenomous constrictors. If a python bites a kangaroo and coils around it, it's literally FUCKED. It's FUCKED. The Kangaroo has NO chance. Look it up.

You should stop talking about it if you simply don't know what the fuck happens IN REAL LIFE and stop coming up with this make believe, fairy tale crap about Kangaroos grabbing a python and swinging it around. That shit simply does not happen and will never happen.

This is just too easy. Waste of fucking time. I'm done with the fairy tale bullshit ITT. People talking about a kangaroo beating a full grown ,16 ft hungry Python, when they don't even know anything about the two animals. Stop acting like a kangaroo is a fucking gorilla. They're not nearly as tough as you people think. Their main fucking predator is a fucking Dingo. Pythons are way higher up in the food chain than Kangaroos are and have made them dinner soooooooo many times but not the other way around. LOL!

Look it up before you post this garbage. Please. Stop. You're embarrassing yourself.

 

[El Chimpo]

Polls dont lie. The people (i.e. true scientists) win ...again lol!!

 

[Skydome]

[YT]xsRyi_0LcDM[/YT]

Warning, some people may find the video offensive.


Here in this video we have a kangaroo placing another kangaroo in a choke hold, most likely their variation of the RNC. As you can see, the Kangaroo getting choked was out like a light.

Now imagine this choke hold being applied to a snake, as we know a kangaroo has many more muscles in the neck region than a snake does, so this tells me the snake would go out even quicker.

 

[El Chimpo]

As the snake essentially being one long neck, the roo could apply said choke anywhere and choke it out

 

[Ehrmantraut]

Hahahahhaha!, too bad that doesn't happen in real life, huh? You're living in a fairytale, boy. That stuff simply doesn't happen. Pythons kill Kangaroos on a regular basis, look it up. Go find something about the kangaroo killing pythons.

Kangaroos are in the diet of the python. Not the other way around. Go look it up and get this unrealistic trash out of here.

You people, seriously, HILARIOUS!

Reality shows that pythons > kangaroos. So, stop being a fanboy and go look at the facts.

Clowns.

LOL aren't you a little too young to call anyone boy?

 

[faustian]

YouTube:

Python killing kangaroo

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=python+kills+kangaroo


Kangaroo killing Python

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=kangaroo+kills+python



Google links:

Python killing kangaroo

https://www.google.ca/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=python killing kangaroo



Kangaroo killing python

https://www.google.ca/search?q=kang...l3.2079j0j7&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8




Notice how there isn't a single video, story from witnesses, etc, of a kangaroo ever killing a python - but there's loads of videos, stories from witnesses of a python killing and eating kangaroos.

Why is that?

Oh, that's right, because the python > kangaroo.


I love how people on here can't accept when they're wrong. I'm waiting until someone tries to argue the source from the UCMP (University of California Museum of Paleontology).

Python beats kangaroo. There is evidence of this and not a single piece of evidence of the kangaroo beating the python, or being the dominant between the two. The python simply is the dominant one between the two and there is first hand evidence of this that you can view for yourself.

Seriously, the stuff I am seeing in here is hilarious. Pythons are a bad match up for kangaroos. They just are. Pythons, snakes in general are higher up in the food chain than kangaroos are.

Kangaroos can barely handle a Dingo, but they're going to beat a full grown, 16 ft or more, hungry python? hahahahahah this is seriously just fanboy shit. People voting for the Kangaroo simply because they think they're bad ass, when in reality the Python destroys the kangaroo and there is evidence to back this up, and no evidence of a kangaroo > python. Not a single thing on it because it doesn't fucking happen because they lose every time.

So, keep voting for the kangaroo when reality says otherwise.

I win. Again.

lol not a single kangaroo in your post is of the same species as the jacked roo in the OP. I'm sure I can find stories of housecats killing ribbon snakes and that would be about as relevant to this thread as the shit you just posted.

You basically just exposed your own specious pro-snake agenda with this post. Congrats.

 

[Skydome]

As the snake essentially being one long neck, the roo could apply said choke anywhere and choke it out

at 0:50 you can see the kangaroo 2 trying to roll out of the choke, kangaroo 1, not amused, cranks it even harder and ends the fight.

 

[PUO3]

Hahahahhaha!, too bad that doesn't happen in real life, huh? You're living in a fairytale, boy. That stuff simply doesn't happen. Pythons kill Kangaroos on a regular basis, look it up. Go find something about the kangaroo killing pythons.

Kangaroos are in the diet of the python. Not the other way around. Go look it up and get this unrealistic trash out of here.

You people, seriously, HILARIOUS!

Reality shows that pythons > kangaroos. So, stop being a fanboy and go look at the facts.

Clowns.


EDIT: By the way, Pythons aren't venomous. Once again, another fool thinks Pythons are venomous. Look. At. The. Facts. You fool. They are nonvenomous constrictors. If a python bites a kangaroo and coils around it, it's literally FUCKED. It's FUCKED. The Kangaroo has NO chance. Look it up.

You should stop talking about it if you simply don't know what the fuck happens IN REAL LIFE and stop coming up with this make believe, fairy tale crap about Kangaroos grabbing a python and swinging it around. That shit simply does not happen and will never happen.

This is just too easy. Waste of fucking time. I'm done with the fairy tale bullshit ITT. People talking about a kangaroo beating a full grown ,16 ft hungry Python, when they don't even know anything about the two animals. Stop acting like a kangaroo is a fucking gorilla. They're not nearly as tough as you people think. Their main fucking predator is a fucking Dingo. Pythons are way higher up in the food chain than Kangaroos are and have made them dinner soooooooo many times but not the other way around. LOL!

Look it up before you post this garbage. Please. Stop. You're embarrassing yourself.

Youre still ignoring that this particular kangaroo is a freak of nature. Not your average joe.

And, salmonella is poisonous. Thats a fact jack.

 

[faustian]

Hahahahhaha!, too bad that doesn't happen in real life, huh? You're living in a fairytale, boy. That stuff simply doesn't happen. Pythons kill Kangaroos on a regular basis, look it up. Go find something about the kangaroo killing pythons.

Kangaroos are in the diet of the python. Not the other way around. Go look it up and get this unrealistic trash out of here.

You people, seriously, HILARIOUS!

Reality shows that pythons > kangaroos. So, stop being a fanboy and go look at the facts.

Clowns.


EDIT: By the way, Pythons aren't venomous. Once again, another fool thinks Pythons are venomous. Look. At. The. Facts. You fool. They are nonvenomous constrictors. If a python bites a kangaroo and coils around it, it's literally FUCKED. It's FUCKED. The Kangaroo has NO chance. Look it up.

You should stop talking about it if you simply don't know what the fuck happens IN REAL LIFE and stop coming up with this make believe, fairy tale crap about Kangaroos grabbing a python and swinging it around. That shit simply does not happen and will never happen.

This is just too easy. Waste of fucking time. I'm done with the fairy tale bullshit ITT. People talking about a kangaroo beating a full grown ,16 ft hungry Python, when they don't even know anything about the two animals. Stop acting like a kangaroo is a fucking gorilla. They're not nearly as tough as you people think. Their main fucking predator is a fucking Dingo. Pythons are way higher up in the food chain than Kangaroos are and have made them dinner soooooooo many times but not the other way around. LOL!

Look it up before you post this garbage. Please. Stop. You're embarrassing yourself.

Translation: I have a pro-snake agenda and I refuse to be swayed by REALITY or FACTS

 

[PUO3]

[YT]xsRyi_0LcDM[/YT]

Warning, some people may find the video offensive.


Here in this video we have a kangaroo placing another kangaroo in a choke hold, most likely their variation of the RNC. As you can see, the Kangaroo getting choked was out like a light.

Now imagine this choke hold being applied to a snake, as we know a kangaroo has many more muscles in the neck region than a snake does, so this tells me the snake would go out even quicker.

Lets not forget theyve also proven effective in the water. Truly terrifying what these roos are becoming.

 

[El Chimpo]

at 0:50 you can see the kangaroo 2 trying to roll out of the choke, kangaroo 1, not amused, cranks it even harder and ends the fight.

They based kung fu grip off of jacked prime roos

Enough pressure per square inch to break your hand clean in half... imagine the snake(again could be.classified as a neck or a devolved giraffe) getting gripped by the roonster?

 

[Ehrmantraut]

Translation: I have a pro-snake agenda and I refuse to be swayed by REALITY or FACTS

Honestly not surprised that he's so pro-snake. Seems like he's oriented towards that.

 

[EOW]

YouTube:

Python killing kangaroo

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=python+kills+kangaroo


Kangaroo killing Python

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Google links:

Python killing kangaroo

https://www.google.ca/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=python killing kangaroo



Kangaroo killing python

https://www.google.ca/search?q=kang...l3.2079j0j7&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8




Notice how there isn't a single video, story from witnesses, etc, of a kangaroo ever killing a python - but there's loads of videos, stories from witnesses of a python killing and eating kangaroos.

Why is that?

Oh, that's right, because the python > kangaroo.


I love how people on here can't accept when they're wrong. I'm waiting until someone tries to argue the source from the UCMP (University of California Museum of Paleontology).

Python beats kangaroo. There is evidence of this and not a single piece of evidence of the kangaroo beating the python, or being the dominant between the two. The python simply is the dominant one between the two and there is first hand evidence of this that you can view for yourself.

Seriously, the stuff I am seeing in here is hilarious. Pythons are a bad match up for kangaroos. They just are. Pythons, snakes in general are higher up in the food chain than kangaroos are.

Kangaroos can barely handle a Dingo, but they're going to beat a full grown, 16 ft or more, hungry python? hahahahahah this is seriously just fanboy shit. People voting for the Kangaroo simply because they think they're bad ass, when in reality the Python destroys the kangaroo and there is evidence to back this up, and no evidence of a kangaroo > python. Not a single thing on it because it doesn't fucking happen because they lose every time.

So, keep voting for the kangaroo when reality says otherwise.

I win. Again.

so you're team Kangaroo, correct?

 

[Skydome]

Earlier in the thread I thought the snake would win, but after skimming all the pages and readin facts, I'm 99.9% sure the Roo would put a whoopin on that Andaconda.

I realized all my reasons for the snake winning the encounter was actually the python AVOIDING the fight, whether climbing a tree, or swimming into the ocean or whatever until the Roo got tired.

The Roo is going to come at the snake, take the FIGHT to it. There is seriously nothing preventing the Roo from picking it up and doing bicep curls with it then smashing it's head into a rock.

 

[The One True]

'Allegations', lol. You people really don't know what you're talking about.

Go look it up on YouTube. There are numerous videos of Pythons killing and eating kangaroos. What can a kangaroo do to a python? you think that kick is going to work after a python bites you and coils around you? You're probably one of those fools who think when a Python or Anaconda bites you that you can just stick your hand in it's mouth, open their jaw and break it when in reality the bite force for a full grown anaconda is estimated to be 500-600+psi and probably think trying to pull your arm out of their mouth would work, too.

There's no way a kangaroo, 'prime' muscular kangaroo, no matter what it is, will be able to get a full grown python off of him after it bites him and wraps around him. There is no way.

Look it up. There are videos of pythons killing and eating kangaroos, but not a single video, or first hand account, no witnesses of a kangaroo ever killing a python. Pythons are a bad match up for Kangaroos. There's no way a kangaroo would be able to get a python off of him if he strikes and coils around his body.

The way a pythons teeth is facing inward makes it very difficult to just pull them off of you. You can't stick your hand in it's mouth and open their jaws because their jaws are too powerful and they will likely just bite onto your hand.



I find it hilarious how some of you fools are actually trying to argue facts. The evidence is there and you're too lazy, or just too stupid to actually look it up. There aren't any, not a single fact that a kangaroo would beat a python, but there are quite a load of videos of pythons killing and eating kangaroos. You can go look it up and I guarantee you won't find anything about a kangaroo killing a python because the python always kills the kangaroo, no matter if he's muscular or not. It doesn't matter how fucking strong you are, if the python coils around you, you are not pulling him off of you. It doesn't matter who you are, how strong you or the animal is. Pythons have taken down cows, gators/crocs, and kangaroos. Seriously. Go look it up.

And that video you posted doesn't prove anything. It really doesn't. I don't see what you're trying to prove with it. Johnny Knoxville and the rest of his friends are first taught by a professional how to handle dangerous animals and if something goes wrong, they have a professional snake handler with them and you actually see this in the movie. Johnny Knoxville has been gored by a bull quite a few times before, too, does that mean he's some sort of bad ass? lol, no, it doesn't mean anything at all. If that bull wanted to kill him, he would kill him.



Humans can deal with a bite from a snake (nonvenomous constrictor) better than a kangaroo can. Kangaroos aren't intelligent enough to deal with it like we are and humans don't know how to deal with having the snake bite and coil around a limb unless they have a weapon and even if they do, snake skin is very strong, it's like armor and is not easy to pierce their skin, unless it's a professional handler, they know what to do.

A kangaroo is basically screwed if a full grown python grabs them and coils around them. It's fact. Look it up and stop posting this bullshit. Seriously. You people have no idea what you're talking about. Don't even know what a fucking marsupial is.

Stop with the nonsense and go do some research. The facts are there, the majority of you just can't accept when you're wrong and it's hilarious.

I guess I'm the only person here who actually took the time to do some research on the subject, and actually enjoys learning about animals in general. Fucking hilarious that most people here didn't even know that pythons aren't even venomous, just like boas and anacondas aren't venomous, either.

The python is a bad match up for the kangaroo, no matter if he's jacked or not. If they get bitten and the snake coils around them, that kangaroo is dinner, EASILY, and there are videos, and witnesses to back this up, but not a single video or witness of a kangaroo killing a python.

Pythons can take down gators/crocs, full grown cows, etc, but you people don't think it won't take down a kangaroo? seriously? that's hilarious. A full grown, jacked up kangaroo will not beat a full grown 16 ft python. They just can't.

So, for the last time, go do some research on the matter. The facts are there. Stop being lazy and stupid and take the time to look it up. Until then, stop sending this trash to somebody who actually knows what they're talking about. People that actually knows things about snakes would be laughing their asses off at the stupidity in here.

Pythons > kangaroos. It's that simple.

YouTube:

Python killing kangaroo

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=python+kills+kangaroo


Kangaroo killing Python

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=kangaroo+kills+python



Google links:

Python killing kangaroo

https://www.google.ca/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=python killing kangaroo



Kangaroo killing python

https://www.google.ca/search?q=kang...l3.2079j0j7&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8




Notice how there isn't a single video, story from witnesses, etc, of a kangaroo ever killing a python - but there's loads of videos, stories from witnesses of a python killing and eating kangaroos.

Why is that?

Oh, that's right, because the python > kangaroo.


I love how people on here can't accept when they're wrong. I'm waiting until someone tries to argue the source from the UCMP (University of California Museum of Paleontology).

Python beats kangaroo. There is evidence of this and not a single piece of evidence of the kangaroo beating the python, or being the dominant between the two. The python simply is the dominant one between the two and there is first hand evidence of this that you can view for yourself.

Seriously, the stuff I am seeing in here is hilarious. Pythons are a bad match up for kangaroos. They just are. Pythons, snakes in general are higher up in the food chain than kangaroos are.

Kangaroos can barely handle a Dingo, but they're going to beat a full grown, 16 ft or more, hungry python? hahahahahah this is seriously just fanboy shit. People voting for the Kangaroo simply because they think they're bad ass, when in reality the Python destroys the kangaroo and there is evidence to back this up, and no evidence of a kangaroo > python. Not a single thing on it because it doesn't fucking happen because they lose every time.

So, keep voting for the kangaroo when reality says otherwise.

I win. Again.