Bodybuilding Kangaroo vs Python

[RichardSwingslo]

Lmfao.

It doesn't matter how strong you are. A 'jacked' Roo is absolutely FUCKED if a full grown, hungry python bites it and coils around a single fucking limb. It's FUCKED.

They take down gators/crocs, full grown cows, etc. What the fuck makes you think a roo with big biceps will be any different? I bet you think that roo can take down an anaconda, too, right? Wrong. They're very similar to pythons. Nonvenomous constrictors that grow on average around the same size but max size is bigger.

Average python = 16 ft, max size has been up to 23 ft. Anacondas average = 17 ft, max, they've been found up to 29 ft and can weigh up to MORE than 550 pounds. A green anaconda is very similar to a burmese python, only it can get bigger in max size, average is basically identical, only anaconda has more width.



The muscular kangaroo is a red kangaroo, the same kind that has been destroyed with EASE by the Python, LOL!

It doesn't matter how jacked the kangaroo is. A full grown python (16 ft), 260-300+ lbs, will easily beat that jacked kangaroo. If that python attacks, the kangaroo will not get away. As soon as you're bitten by a snake that large, you're practically screwed, pretty much any animal in this world is screwed if a snake of that size grabs you and coils around you.

It's reality. Look it up and accept it. Stop with this make believe, fairy tale bullshit. What you think would happen, does NOT happen. It has never happened. Kangaroos don't pick up full grown pythons, jacked or not, and swing them around and smash them on the ground.

It's like you're getting kangaroos mixed up with gorillas, lmao.

Oh, and the thing about cats, yeah, house cats can take out little garter snakes n shit, lmfao. They won't be able to do a thing about a full grown, hungry python. The house cat is dinner.

Now, a big cat like a lion or leopard, it's different because they're far more efficient killers than kangaroos could ever wish to be. Lions and leopards actually know how to kill you, they actually have a kill spot. They're some of the most effective predators in the world, kangaroos aren't even close.

Full grown python > jacked red kangaroo.

They have taken down gators and crocs, full grown cows, but a kangaroo with big arms is going to beat the python even though there is clear evidence showing the complete opposite, lmfao. Those muscles aren't going to help at all. The kangaroo will not know what to do if the python bites him. As soon as that python bites, it's immediately coiling around you. Trying to pull it off with brute strength will only make it worse for you because you'll tire yourself out, the python will wrap around you and you will only suffocate quicker.

Kangaroos aren't intelligent enough to get the python off of him like a human would. Brute strength isn't going to help you whatsoever if that python bites you.

Go do some research. Look it up. The facts are there. Kangaroos are on the list when it comes to food for the python.

Stop with the bullshit and accept reality. Those kangaroos are on the menu for the python. Look it up and shut up.

right, but this kangaroo is jacked AND cut. No chance for the overgrown salamander.

 

[PUO3]

We have posted based roos choking out other A-level animal kingdom athletes, their high level kickboxing, their grappling skills, and their killer instinct in drowning their opponent.

 

[Revolver]

Lol @ this delusional Python nutthugger.

 

[mushishi]

Kangaroos have some excellent technique

That is so disturbing. Who knew kangaroos were such psychopaths?

 

[HunterSdVa29]

remember when carl lewis won numerous 100M and long jump gold medals (and 4x100M), and then we read that he actually failed steroid tests (as did virtually all track athletes) in the 1984 olympics.....

that's this kangaroo. other vids posted of kangaroos wrecking fools is the equivalent of the fastest kid in the playground of a rural small school. This kangaroo is Usain Bolt mixed with Michael Johnson and we'll just throw in Phelps since we've witnessed direct evidence of water badassery

 

[ufcfan4]

right, but this kangaroo is jacked AND cut. No chance for the overgrown salamander.

This. Let's face it, our friend would be right in his assessment if we were talking about some average, run-of-the-mill kangaroo. But look at this kangaroo. You don't get that physique by sitting on your ass all day. That dude is out training. Jacked kangaroo coming off full camp absolutely squashed the python.

I know it's a cliched question, but do pythons even lift?

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

Kangaroos can disembowel shit by kicking them. Their upper body is mysteriously jacked and they have pretty decent range of motion with their arms.

I'm picking the python.

 

[PUO3]

Thats because you dont know what youre talking about.

 

[HunterSdVa29]

He'd rather not answer

sharp ass fangs, coldblooded

 

[cooks1]

at first glance the answer seems obvious - kangaroo. he would certainly be the betting favorite no doubt. but let's not be so quick to dismiss the python

right off the bat, you can never count out poisons. everybody knows pythons have some of the most lethal poisons in the snake kingdom. that's mama nature's version of the 'puncher's chance' - one lucky bite and it's all over, the kangaroo will die from supreme poisons overdose (SPO). but that isn't the

That's true...............except for all of it.

Pythons are neither poisonous or venomous.

That said, the python will do just fine against a roo

 

[That209]

Python killing kangaroos

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Kangaroo killing python(s)

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So, there's the videos of pythons eating/spitting up kangaroos. Not a single video or story on a kangaroo killing or eating a python, though. I can't find any on google and if I write 'kangaroo killing python' I just get more stuff on pythons killing kangaroos and nothing the other way around.

You guys need to accept reality. You think the kangaroo wins because it has big arms? That's as dumb as saying Brock Lesnar was going to be the GOAT because he was bigger than all of his opponents. Or that Reem was going to be GOAT because he was more muscular than everybody.



I'm still waiting for the 'facts' and sources from some of you fools. Oh, that's because you don't have any. Pythons > kangaroos. Kangaroos are on the menu and there's the proof.

I'm done with the bullshit you uneducated fools are coming up with.

 

[HunterSdVa29]

What do you not understand? This is clearly a genetically enhanced roo, Captain Australia if you were. I'm sure their government has all pertinent fight stats/data (kick pressure per square inch and the like), but they didn't have a Freedom of Information Act over there.

You're showing videos of apparently midget/dwarf roos, and one that i'm pretty sure is a wallaby...... They have weight classes for a reason...

 

[Ehrmantraut]

None of those Kangaroos are jacked. Nice try bud

 

[EOW]

Debate over

 

[Dem Bones]

Hahaha

 

[Ehrmantraut]

 

[zackryder]

goddam roos bangin on the helpless pythons

 

[FLYOVER BOSSMAN]

LOL at those fake python-eating-roos vids. Obviously staged.

 

[Possum Jenkins]

Like I said before I grew up down the street from MetroZoo and I'm naturally an intuitive animal expert, so I know what I'm talking about and can back up what I say with facts. Read it and weep.

Heh, my brother lived off of 152nd and the Turnpike for 10 years.

One boring ass neighborhood.

 

[Gus Fring]

LOL, 'facts'.

You haven't posted a single fact.

Saying a kangaroo picking up a python, swinging it around and bashing it's head into the ground does not happen. That is not a fact. That's something you just randomly came up with and think is accurate when in reality, that shit doesn't happen.

Now I know you're trolling, but I'll take your bait anyways. Have you seen the picture of the bull roo?

Spoiler

How are you dismissing the possibility of the roo swinging around the python if that