At the gym you should never...

[endlessscott]

Beat off while staring at yourself in the locker room mirror.

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!

 

[ronin0352]

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!

**Makes note never to go in the locker room if I happen to visit a gym in Poconos, PA**

 

[CptStubing]

wear a bandana, sleeveless shirt, and cutoff shorts.

Ok now that we are handing out fashion advice, when wearing my lycra shorts and wife beater, but no bandana, should I put a sock in my lycra shorts? Or is that frowned upon?

 

[Saith]

Ok now that we are handing out fashion advice, when wearing my lycra shorts and wife beater, but no bandana, should I put a sock in my lycra shorts? Or is that frowned upon?

Do it.

Knee-sock or whole pepperoni gets you plus points as well.

 

[flak]

Do it.

Knee-sock or whole pepperoni gets you plus points as well.

Years ago, I was in playing a club gig with one of my bands and I put a whole Hillshire Farms polska kielbasa in my pants before we hit the stage.

A few songs into the show, I unzipped, pulled the kielbasa halfway out, ripped off the exposed part, took a bite and threw it into the audience. It was promptly thrown back, and hit me in the head.

Good times.

 

[Saith]

Years ago, I was in playing a club gig with one of my bands and I put a whole Hillshire Farms polska kielbasa in my pants before we hit the stage.

A few songs into the show, I unzipped, pulled the kielbasa halfway out, ripped off the exposed part, took a bite and threw it into the audience. It was promptly thrown back, and hit me in the head.

Good times.

That's the most awesome thing I've read all day.

 

[dexbot]

Beat off while staring at yourself in the locker room mirror.

*waits for Ian to say he's that guy*

 

[dexbot]

YouTube - You want to wear the daddy pants?
1 min 40 onwards

LOL that's a pretty good way to deal with the tuffman! Someones curling in your squatrack? Change the swissball for his 35er db: "Ah see you gonna cry now, you're a big man now huh?"

 

[rEdShawks]

I meant in combined attire. I sometimes wear a tank-top or wifebeater myself, but not with a bandana, cut-off frayed shorts that are so tight they look they're squeezing the life out of the guys sack.

fair enough

 

[Nodecaf]

Leg press machine is great for building strength in teh legs.
Not saying it can be compared to the squat, but it definitly has its use.

 

[grrthetree]

thank you for your input kind sir.

 

[cXs808]

talk to another man for more than 1 minute, the gym is for working out not chit chat

 

[omgitsrick]

Sip muscle milk inbetween sets?

 

[flak]

Sip muscle milk inbetween sets, unless it's in a gallon jug labeled "pureed kittens" or "cocaine smoothie" or "my own semen" or "liquid fail" or "???" or some shit

Fixed.

 

[rEdShawks]

when spotting for someone else, dont stand right by their head with loose shorts

 

[Ian Coe]

*waits for Ian to say he's that guy*

I'm THAT g....oh no wait

 

[Lusst]

At the gym you should never...

Say this:

Leg press machine is great for building strength in teh legs.
Not saying it can be compared to the squat, but it definitly has its use.

 

[DrBdan]

...never stand so close to someone that when you are doing partnered leg raises your sweat falls on their face. (i.e. you lie down, partner stands by your head, you grab their ankles and do leg raises, while the standing partner pushes your legs down)

I was the recipient of that in my Tuesday Muay Thai class. Freakin' gross.

 

[akutz1]

chalk and strap up for your 135lb deadlifts.

 

[flak]

...never stand so close to someone that when you are doing partnered leg raises your sweat falls on their face. (i.e. you lie down, partner stands by your head, you grab their ankles and do leg raises, while the standing partner pushes your legs down)

I was the recipient of that in my Tuesday Muay Thai class. Freakin' gross.

If you were hardcore there'd be powdered glass in the dude's sweat.