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  1. dvermillion15 Purple Belt

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    Use machines
     
  2. will-million White Belt

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    Text message
     
  3. SRSMACKAHOE Blue Belt

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    take a shower.
     
  4. stu3ufc** Yoshihiro Akiyama

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    I use machines sometimes--for conditioning

    but yeah-- no mobile phones

    no using the squat rack to do bicep curls in

    no --posing in the mirrors-- put your shirt back on
     
  5. Kimuraa Orange Belt

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    Take naps on the bench
     
  6. stu3ufc** Yoshihiro Akiyama

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    leave your pool of sweat on the bench

    wipe it down

    Leave weights on the floor --PUT THEM BACK-- it take 2 seconds
     
  7. dvermillion15 Purple Belt

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    Step ups on the bench for the bench press
     
  8. B3rserk3R Brown Belt

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    Stare at your own abs/arms/or pecs...
     
  9. dvermillion15 Purple Belt

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    I witnessed a pose down the other day
     
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    -Touch or talk to a preson in the middle of a set

    -Be able to talk in the middle of a set
     
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    Eat Crisco with a spoon.

    Rub Vaseline on the barbells

    Beat off while staring at yourself in the locker room mirror.

    Squat in the curl rack.
     
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    Pick your nose and leave the booger on the seat.

    Test your Liberace impression on someone.

    Ask for a spotter on a set of curls.

    Curl.
     
  13. vince89 Banned Banned

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    Make ridiculous noises that would be considered inappropriate in a zoo.

    Lift up your shirt to show your friend or the mirror your abs.

    Leave loaded barbells on the Squat Rack safety bars.

    Wear boxing handwraps to lift weights.
     
  14. Urban Savage Mystic

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    wipe your nuts with your hand and then insist a woman on a treadmill smells it before wiping it on her face.
     
  15. hunto Brown Belt

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    Thats actually a Sicilian tradition- man wipes his crotch with a handkerchief, then you put it in your jacket pocket while you dance with a lady. The pheromones drive em nuts. A woman that responds to it is sure to be hot in bed.
     
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    did I say anything about a hankerchief? no. That's TOTALLY different. GOD, it's like some people just don't understand me at all!

    *storms off*
     
  17. vince89 Banned Banned

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    I just smell like nut sweat all the time, thats how I get chicks.
     
  18. hunto Brown Belt

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    I didn't mean your breath.




    Ba-dum-TISH !!
     
  19. vince89 Banned Banned

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    Youre just pissed because you look like this:

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  20. flak Guest

    ...forget to skip around the weight room singing "I set a P-R, I set a P-R" in a little girl's voice, after you deadlift, like, 675.
     

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