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Aleksander Emelianenko just got 4,5 years

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You don't want to be Alex's prison b*tch:)
 
Doesn't he have Hep B or someshit which made it illegal for him to compete in the states?
 
You know that means Fedor is done with him. If he really didn't want Aleks to do time, Pooty Poot would have made all the problems go away for him. Dayum, abandoned.

Never forget

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His hand speed was absolutely unmatched given his size. Honestly, he's quite possibly the most physically gifted fighter in MMA history. If you could put Fedor's mind in Aleks' body you'd have the Michael Jordan of MMA. Undisputed GOAT who no one can imagine being surpassed.
 
Of course.
Now, please stop making jokes about rape.
Especially in a thread about a very real case
on rape.

It's stupid and about as insensitive as that
other dudes post condemning your possible aid.

I was just going to extremes, don't take this the wrong way. I condemn rape too.

Don't take things too seriously.

I'd put rapists into a pit of horny donkeys.

BTW I have a licence to make few jokes about rape, because I had a doctor with huge fingers rape my as* in a rectal exam. I was "raped", even though the urologist then used US and told me that my problem isn't urological. So, I got fingerbanged for nothing.

What hurts the most is that I told my friend once that I wouldn't let anyone put anything in my ass, not even for a million dollars. Well, I let it happen for free. Do I feel stupid:)
 
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His hand speed was absolutely unmatched given his size. Honestly, he's quite possibly the most physically gifted fighter in MMA history. If you could put Fedor's mind in Aleks' body you'd have the Michael Jordan of MMA. Undisputed GOAT who no one can imagine being surpassed.

Man, you're blind hugging them nuts so tight,
I'd probably guess you're stretching that
sack over your eyes.

He's knocking out Ricardo Morais in that gif.
A brazilian jiu jitsu fighter who doesn't even
have his hands up His most impressive,
credentialed win was over Kharitonov. Every other
decorated striker he has fought, he got starched on
the feet. & Don't bring up Rene Rooze. Dude has a
losing kickboxing record
 
I doubt it.

For what it's worth
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Remember, not all bears are grizzlies. Given the insanity and size of Aleksander, it's possible he did so. He's from the same ilk as people who kill animals with the kitchen sink.

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That look and my familiarity with the guy's abilities makes that I would not want to run into that guy after night time.

When they asked Fedor about that he said Aleks was a lying alcoholic who exaggerated things.
 
For what it's worth
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Remember, not all bears are grizzlies. Given the insanity and size of Aleksander, it's possible he did so. He's from the same ilk as people who kill animals with the kitchen sink.

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Can i have some context with that GIF?
 
Danas response if he was a first offense ufc champion:

"Listen, he's a good kid. He's going through some rough times but he's a good kid. Listen, the media likes to blow things out of proportion. If they had any integrity they would have checked their sources and known he held the woman hostage for 3 days not 4. And another thing..."
 
Can i have some context with that GIF?

I don't know that there's all that much. Two guys chasing a boar (presumably to kill and eat). Boar appeared to already be injured. One has a sink in hand.... bashes the boar over the head. Video taken from a dash cam #Russia
 
For what it's worth
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Remember, not all bears are grizzlies. Given the insanity and size of Aleksander, it's possible he did so. He's from the same ilk as people who kill animals with the kitchen sink.

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what the fuck man

Danas response if he was a first offense ufc champion:

"Listen, he's a good kid. He's going through some rough times but he's a good kid. Listen, the media likes to blow things out of proportion. If they had any integrity they would have checked their sources and known he held the woman hostage for 3 days not 4. And another thing..."


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