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Zombie apocalypse, what you choosing

Quick question to all you saying you can make your own crossbow bolts....

Have any of you ever tried, or did you just watch too much Walking Dead...

Me and my Glock will be laughing when your bolts don't fly straight, fly slow, anddon't have the right mass or head and bounce off a zombies shoulder....
 
Could also do a glock + sword strategy. I could DIY the spear, so I'd take the sword over it since there's 0 chance I could make a sword. The gamble being that you take the better weapons, which won't last, but your chances are better short-term and you can loot other weapons over time. The stores would likely be already ransacked but you could loot some good stuff off dead survivors. Imo bow > crossbow. It takes more skill but is way more comfortable to use, finding one along the way would be nice.
 
I dont need any of that...

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I ain't an expert but I have probably about 6yrs of HEMA study. Yes, spear beats most everything, the only downside is that there is the possibility that zombies are slightly more resistant to puncture wounds than slashing weapon wounds. I think there's more chance of a spear to the head glancing off the skull than the longsword or axe to head/neck area. But I don't think it's much different. The other thing is that one can take a leg off with a slashing weapon and slow the zombie but spearing the leg may do nothing but trap your spear.

I agree that a spear is easily manufactured though so I'd not pick it for that reason alone.

My second go with my new crossbow I hit a grouping of 6 inches with 6 bolts at 75yrds. I don't think a Glock will do anything like that. So I'll have your Glock thanks 😁

There's not a huge difference in sound between them maybe 80 decibels for the bow, 84 for the crossbow. The benefit of the crossbow is that you'll hit a target at three times the distance with 1/100 of the training time. Also the crossbow is able to be much more powerful, and one doesn't have to be a physical specimen trained in its use to load it. I have a 180lb draw compound crossbow shooting over 400fps but only a 60lb compound bow. I could use a bigger bow but I don't shoot often enough to make it worth it as I'd have to be shooting regularly to be strong enough to use it.

Another benefit of the Xbow is that you can cock it before an ambush whereas with the bow you have to draw just before release, especially if heavy, and the drawing makes a noise tho quiet. And of course compound bows make it much easier to hold at full draw.

But yeah they ain't quiet, just a lot more quiet than a gun, which is over double as loud, 160db approx.

👍
 
You guys aren't thinking this thru. The gun is for other humans, not the zombies.
 
You won't be the first person I meet.

I live among rich cowards. I would run this town and everything in it in short order.

I'll have an arsenal and an army by the time we cross paths.

We can discuss whether your crossbow skills warrant employment.

But cool as fuck that you can hit tight groups like that. You are correct I couldn't hit that group with a glock.
We can discuss terms!

Yeah it's mad, that was with budget, old bolts with fucked up flights with a mild cross wind. A few were at odd angles cos they were spiralling in the air. I'm pretty sure if I buy a bipod and use new and better bolts that I'll be able to hit 3" at 75yrds. At some point soon I'm going to be shooting at 150yrds with this thing and getting a reasonable grouping with no wind. Ek archery accelerator 410

Honestly I've been blown away. For the price and the effectiveness it's unbelievable that I can buy one without a licence here in the UK. Only stumbling block here is that broadheads and hunting with are illegal.
 
Quick question to all you saying you can make your own crossbow bolts....

Have any of you ever tried, or did you just watch too much Walking Dead...

Me and my Glock will be laughing when your bolts don't fly straight, fly slow, anddon't have the right mass or head and bounce off a zombies shoulder....
This is a fact, especially with crossbows that are shooting over 400fps. But that said I've recently got 6"grouping at 75yds with fucked up flights so I'm reasonably confident in fucking something up with home made bolts at 25yds with a little R&D. It would be easier with a less powerful Xbow I reckon.

But I only get one shot. Maybe 2 if I have good ammo. I'd need to ambush you.
 
Could also do a glock + sword strategy. I could DIY the spear, so I'd take the sword over it since there's 0 chance I could make a sword. The gamble being that you take the better weapons, which won't last, but your chances are better short-term and you can loot other weapons over time. The stores would likely be already ransacked but you could loot some good stuff off dead survivors. Imo bow > crossbow. It takes more skill but is way more comfortable to use, finding one along the way would be nice.
That's a great point. Surviving the first encounter is 100% more important than encounters over time.
 
cool story. Scutum isn't an option in the OP and even if it was, scutum + longsword is a shitty combination. Which = spear FTW
Cool story. But the OP has nothing to do with your HEMA studies, so why even bring them up?

Zombies aren't wielding weapons they are invincible until you destroy the brain in most fictional tales. Even if you cut their head off they keep biting.
 
People talking about running out of ammo:
You know that swords and other bladed weapons lose their sharpness (especially if you’re hitting a skull) and require maintenance from an experienced knife sharpener?
It’s not an easy skill to master.

You’re gonna be out looking for a whetstone or a sharpening rod….
Rather be out looking for 9mm ammo myself when it’s the most massively popular pistol caliber in the US. Plus if you’re a gun owner already you already own a couple hundred rounds.
 
We can discuss terms!

Yeah it's mad, that was with budget, old bolts with fucked up flights with a mild cross wind. A few were at odd angles cos they were spiralling in the air. I'm pretty sure if I buy a bipod and use new and better bolts that I'll be able to hit 3" at 75yrds. At some point soon I'm going to be shooting at 150yrds with this thing and getting a reasonable grouping with no wind. Ek archery accelerator 410

Honestly I've been blown away. For the price and the effectiveness it's unbelievable that I can buy one without a licence here in the UK. Only stumbling block here is that broadheads and hunting with are illegal.

Sounds like a great tool you have there.
And you seem to be pretty skilled sir.

Hope you have loads of fun with it!!
 
I played Dead Island 1 & 2. Katana + Baseball bat is the only way to go.
 
People talking about running out of ammo:
You know that swords and other bladed weapons lose their sharpness (especially if you’re hitting a skull) and require maintenance from an experienced knife sharpener?
It’s not an easy skill to master.

You’re gonna be out looking for a whetstone or a sharpening rod….
Rather be out looking for 9mm ammo myself when it’s the most massively popular pistol caliber in the US. Plus if you’re a gun owner already you already own a couple hundred rounds.
Problem is half the folks here don't live in the USA lol.

You don't just head down to the neighbors place hoping to find some 9mm in Canada or the UK
 
Ok, so if you can get a squirrel in its death-rictus pose, mouth open in an expression of last-moments desperation where the teeth are exposed, you know like rats do if you catch them in a trap?

well if it freezes in that rictus pose with its teeth bared in that horrific death-grin, either once rigour mortis sets in or if you live in a cold climate you could literally freeze it solid.....

then, you can hold that bitch by its feet and attack the throat of your enemies with its exposed teeth using the rigour-frozen squirrel as an ad-hoc axe and the teeth as the sharp edge.

I have to stress that is only possible if the thing is frozen absolutely solid, any kind of articulated movement of the body will make it a very unwieldy weapon

or, if you have someone unconscious, in sleep, or otherwise immobilised (hands tied behind back maybe) , shove the squirrel's front feet up the nostrils, the remainder stuffed in the mouth, and suffocate them with that bitch.
<mma4>
 
We can discuss terms!

Yeah it's mad, that was with budget, old bolts with fucked up flights with a mild cross wind. A few were at odd angles cos they were spiralling in the air. I'm pretty sure if I buy a bipod and use new and better bolts that I'll be able to hit 3" at 75yrds. At some point soon I'm going to be shooting at 150yrds with this thing and getting a reasonable grouping with no wind. Ek archery accelerator 410

Honestly I've been blown away. For the price and the effectiveness it's unbelievable that I can buy one without a licence here in the UK. Only stumbling block here is that broadheads and hunting with are illegal.

wow really? i didn't know that
 
Ok, so if you can get a squirrel in its death-rictus pose, mouth open in an expression of last-moments desperation where the teeth are exposed, you know like rats do if you catch them in a trap?

well if it freezes in that rictus pose with its teeth bared in that horrific death-grin, either once rigour mortis sets in or if you live in a cold climate you could literally freeze it solid.....

then, you can hold that bitch by its feet and attack the throat of your enemies with its exposed teeth using the rigour-frozen squirrel as an ad-hoc axe and the teeth as the sharp edge.

I have to stress that is only possible if the thing is frozen absolutely solid, any kind of articulated movement of the body will make it a very unwieldy weapon

or, if you have someone unconscious, in sleep, or otherwise immobilised (hands tied behind back maybe) , shove the squirrel's front feet up the nostrils, the remainder stuffed in the mouth, and suffocate them with that bitch.

Squirrels infected with rabies.
 
Anyone saying no to the crossbow is forgetting bolts covered in infected blood, bye bye human hello zombie and I've got your gun, ammo and your girls @jeff7b9
 
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