Will an Indian ever hold a UFC strap?

[KORMAN]

I guess you can't really hate on IT work if it allows you to fuck Arianny.

Never called Indian guys nerds, besides their occupation. I have a few Indian buddies that would be considered cool and hip, and have had their share of hot non Indian girlfriends.

 

[MMAart]

Dahlism apparently didn't inspire anyone.

Angela Hill (not photoshopped):

 

[Sosua]

I work with a ton of Indians and they don't seem to be into MMA much. That said, India is a massive country with over a billion people. One would think they'd be able to produce a top tier fighter or two.

However all the Indians I work with don't seem to possess an athletic bone in their body. I'm confident that if my office had an open weight tournament I'd at least make it to the finals.

So, will we ever see Dana putting the belt on an Indian fighter?

Indians are a wonderful people but they gotta be pretty close to having the worst medals per capita ratio at the Olympics.

Plus not into MMA = unlikelY

 

[Dr. Raglan]

Never called Indian guys nerds, besides their occupation. I have a few Indian buddies that would be considered cool and hip, and have had their share of hot non Indian girlfriends.

 

[Codpiece]

Yep. As they're driving, walking, working, in silent carriages in trains, fuck em.

Their verbal diarrhoea does not make me want to have sexual intercourse with them.


I just wonder how they don't get dehydrated. Over here a lot of them collect trolleys. That's a physical job and they work hard. But they're constantly jabbering away....don't know how they do it without dying of thirst!

 

[Paradigm]

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It's interesting you posted the pic of that Indian guy from the movie because the other guy is serving a life sentence in prison for stabbing his ex-girlfriend:

On a side note, I always thought Carrell's black co-worker Jay kinda sounded like Tupac when he got agitated in that movie...some similarities in their voice.

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[Local Plata]

For sure. But only the TUF: India belt.

 

[DragonRising]

they got pro wrestling world champions in khali and mahal, however i think they like crickett.
they are probly into business investments and farming, the ones in the U.S seem to go for IT degree or something to do with technology and information and brain, if not its small businesses(they always have a station in the hood, sometime two on the same block) if not, its driving/taxi which eventually lead to trucking for many northern indians.
they gotta worried about cultural pressure, strict parenting/family value and money.. maybe mma as a side side bitch.
North American born are a bit different as youth but many still fall back into the path eventually.

that is what ive gather.

source: use to work in an indian heavy area

 

[iwantmy2dollars]

THey need to be more worried about installing plumbing for flush toilets.

 

[Dr. Raglan]

It's interesting you posted the pic of that Indian guy from the movie because the other guy is serving a life sentence in prison for stabbing his ex-girlfriend:

On a side note, I always thought Carrell's black co-worker Jay kinda sounded like Tupac when he got agitated in that movie...some similarities in their voice.

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I didn't know about the stabbing. Now I'm going to have to look up some info on him lol And I agree, Jay does sounds like Tupac

 

[Local Plata]

You'd be surprised the athletes India has. I knew an Indian kid in my Phys Ed class back in high school. He ran a Legit 4.4 in the 40 yd dash. His parents didn't let him play sports, unfortunately.

"Legit" hand timed 4.4 at a high school in the 40 yd dash. What an athlete. I'll be surprised at the athletes India has when they produce any athlete in any sport that requires athleticism anywhere in the world that is considered one of the best in that sport. By 'requires athleticism' I mean 'not cricket, cricket is fucking stupid'.

 

[tramendous]

I think we afghans got a better chance.





Somewhat promising prospect

 

[TRYHARD 2001]

literally have never encountered an athletic indian person, and they come in droves for the tech jobs in irvine

im sure they exist and you can find some indian-americans who lift, but coming up in high school and college sports ive never seen an indian person who was above average

I grew up in a city with the most Sikhs outside the Punjab back in India. I'm not exaggerating when I say they just don't pursue any sports outside of wrestling, which is very much a niche sport out here. That being said, they clean up in that department, although I suspect that has a lot to do with the fact that most high schools don't even have a wrestling team. At least they didn't when I was a young buck... that was a long freakin' time ago.

*sniff*

 

[tramendous]

"Legit" hand timed 4.4 at a high school in the 40 yd dash. What an athlete. I'll be surprised at the athletes India has when they produce any athlete in any sport that requires athleticism anywhere in the world that is considered one of the best in that sport. By 'requires athleticism' I mean 'not cricket, cricket is fucking stupid'.

Cricket takes in more athletes world wide than baseball id say.

 

[TRYHARD 2001]

I think we afghans got a better chance.





Somewhat promising prospect

Afghanis are very different from East Indians in pretty much every way, man. It's really quite remarkable that they come from the same region at all.

 

[Paradigm]

I grew up in a city with the most Sikhs outside the Punjab back in India. I'm not exaggerating when I say they just don't pursue any sports outside of wrestling, which is very much a niche sport out here. That being said, they clean up in that department, although I suspect that has a lot to do with the fact that most high schools don't even have a wrestling team. At least they didn't when I was a young buck... that was a long freakin' time ago.

*sniff*

I smoked a joint with some Sikh dudes in the row behind us at GM Place while watching Liddell vs Franklin lol.

 

[FaTaL FaTaL]

I work with a ton of Indians and they don't seem to be into MMA much. That said, India is a massive country with over a billion people. One would think they'd be able to produce a top tier fighter or two.

However all the Indians I work with don't seem to possess an athletic bone in their body. I'm confident that if my office had an open weight tournament I'd at least make it to the finals.

So, will we ever see Dana putting the belt on an Indian fighter?

It doesn't matter how many people they have there not into sports

 

[Local Plata]

they got pro wrestling world champions in khali and mahal, however i think they like crickett.
they are probly into business investments and farming, the ones in the U.S seem to go for IT degree or something to do with technology and information and brain, if not its small businesses(they always have a station in the hood, sometime two on the same block) if not, its driving/taxi which eventually lead to trucking for many northern indians.
they gotta worried about cultural pressure, strict parenting/family value and money.. maybe mma as a side side bitch.
North American born are a bit different as youth but many still fall back into the path eventually.

that is what ive gather.

source: use to work in an indian heavy area

Thats funny, because if you worked in an 'Indian heavy' area I'd think you would know the difference between the like 4 different south asian stereotypes you just rattled off.

 

[Local Plata]

Cricket takes in more athletes world wide than baseball id say.

Again, "athletes".

 

[TRYHARD 2001]

Cricket takes in more athletes world wide than baseball id say.

Thing is, India's not even the best cricket nation on the planet; Australia holds that distinction. They have about 1/1000th the population and they can do that along with winning numerous rugby world cups, Aussie Rules Football, and excellent showings at the Olympics. I see Australia as being a bit of an athletic overachiever though.

But India hasn't won a gold medal of any sort in any Olympics since 2008. That's just atrocious.