Why The Jon Jones Story Stinks!!!

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TS trying so hard. Will you cry, TS, when Jones is charged and pleads guilty?


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In case you haven't heard, American police and the average American's opinion of them is at an all time low. A LOT of people don't even bother to get police involved in matters due to lack of trust or lack of confidence in their capabilities and intentions.

I personally believe that he is doing the right thing by contacting counsel and reporting when and if he has to because it is innocent until proven guilty, not the other way around.

And for good reason. Calling the cops is like calling your worst enemy to come solve your problem for you. Loved one having a bad time? Call the cops, they'll come shoot them for you. Did you kill or injure somebody in self defense? Call the cops so you can go to prison!

If I was Jon Jones I wouldn't come in until my attorney had EVERYTHING going my way and the media watching. It's terrible but it is the way it is.
 
An accident that he caused? If he "caused" the accident then he would be wanted for arrest and not questioning. I said nothing of fleeing, choosing not to report for questioning is his right as a citizen.

He, as of right now, is not guilty of any crime until convicted in a court of law. I don't even think hes been charged with anything yet lol. Yet you are already inferring that he is fleeing and caused an accident.

Also thanks for the attempt at a compliment. As a favor to you, I'm going to pretend that you aren't being sarcastic when you posted it and that you can't spell correctly.


I'm a terrible speller that doesn't change anything in my statement. It certainly doesn't change the fact that you are still a pos if you think fleeing an accident you were even involved in is the right thing to do. By all witness accounts he caused the accident.

If you believe fleeing is the right thing to do. It's say a lot more about our character then my bad spelling says about mine.

Unfortunately your poor character is contagious to whatever illegitimate offspring you have brought into this world.
 
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1. Jones has never been positively ID'd. An off-duty cop just so happened to be on the scene, in the early morning hours? Saw a man he "believed to be" Jon Jones?

an off duty cop happened to be there is not a big deal for me. off duty cops have lives too and sometimes those lives will intersect with incidents relevant to them being police officers.

if his identification of jones was reliable, there'd be a warrant rather than just wanting to question jones.

The other piece of evidence for positive ID comes from the police report and is the convenient "paperwork belonging to Jonathan Jones with MMA information on it." No way this could ever be forged or duplicated.

There are plenty of people related to the gym, jones' lawyers, and jones' management who would have paperwork regarding jones with MMA information on it. This doesn't actually point to the driver being jones. it just narrows the field of possible suspects.

2. The orgy of evidence....

people do stupid shit when they panic.

3. Driving a rental? Why wasn't Jones driving one of his own cars when he was out locally? Whose name is the rental under?

I do wonder why none of these investigative reporters have reported who the car was rented to. there are plenty of reasons why he might be in a rental though.

4. Doesn't add up. Why would Jon Jones be smoking weed in the middle of training camp, after he just got busted for doing coke and knowing he could be tested at any moment?

why does nick diaz keep getting busted for smoking before his fights? just because it's an idiotic thing to do doesn't mean he didn't do it.

5. Is Jon Jones being set up?

no. stop watching crime dramas.

6. Did Jon Jones piss off the wrong people? Gamblers? Drug Dealers? Other underworld figures who would extort him or set him up? It's not as if Albuquerque is a place that is insulated from organized crime. And Jon certainly would not be the first athlete to get caught up with gangsters and suddenly find himself in over his head.

well, it does have that hallmark of organized crime. The italian mafia is famous for setting people up to be wrongly convicted of misdemeanor traffic accidents as a way of sending them a message when they won't play ball. Who can forget the way they got Sonny Liston's driver's license revoked as a way to convince him they were serious about him throwing a fight?

If you seriously think this is how "underworld figures" would handle any situation, you're the one who needs to walk away from the pipe.
 
I'm basing this off reading forums, tweets and TMZ, so make of it what you will. Admittedly, I don't know all the facts, but just based on what's been circulating - the Jon Jones story stinks. Have fun!

1. Jones has never been positively ID'd. An off-duty cop just so happened to be on the scene, in the early morning hours? Saw a man he "believed to be" Jon Jones? The "off-duty cop" is, of course, not identified in the TMZ article. The other piece of evidence for positive ID comes from the police report and is the convenient "paperwork belonging to Jonathan Jones with MMA information on it." No way this could ever be forged or duplicated.

2. The orgy of evidence. (With apologies to the movie Minority Report). "Jones", after the accident, runs from his vehicle, pauses (makes sure "he" is seen), then runs back and, without making any effort to conceal it, stuffs a huge wad of cash into his pants. However, conveniently doesn't bother to take the incriminating pipe filled with marijuana or the paperwork that identifies him as "Jon Jones the MMA Fighter"

3. Driving a rental? Why wasn't Jones driving one of his own cars when he was out locally? Whose name is the rental under?

4. Doesn't add up. Why would Jon Jones be smoking weed in the middle of training camp, after he just got busted for doing coke and knowing he could be tested at any moment? Is there an agreement in place to allow Jones to smoke? (If so, why not one for Nick Diaz, he's is probably as much of a draw as Jones is). Seems unlikely, seems like too much of a contrivance to have something like that in place with the ACs.

5. Is Jon Jones being set up? All of the circumstances that have been reported could have EASILY been contrived. The Johnny-on-the-spot off duty cop standing by to make the ID, the drugs and "paperwork" left in the vehicle, the conspicuous wad of cash, the rental to save the trouble of having to steal one of Jones' vehicles.

6. Did Jon Jones piss off the wrong people? Gamblers? Drug Dealers? Other underworld figures who would extort him or set him up? It's not as if Albuquerque is a place that is insulated from organized crime. And Jon certainly would not be the first athlete to get caught up with gangsters and suddenly find himself in over his head.

Amazing!
Ok, let us play devil's advocate and you are right.
Now let me try to play what if cop and answer to your questions:

1) Jon was caught doing coke last camp. But we all know it was an accident and he was not punished exactly because of it.
Didn't understand? OK, let me explain further: Athletes are NOT supposed to be tested for drugs. Only PED's.

2) So now he was smoking weed (allegedly - could be someone else's pipe). But the point is: he knows there are drugs in the car. Probably some spill on the floor (easy to happen, anyone who rolled one in a car knows that). So obviously he knows the police will find the drugs.

3) WHen he thinks of running, he probably only thought of not leaving the money because it was a big amount (plus he'd probably need to hail a cab). He didn't think of much else, because he is high. And even if he'd clean up the car with a vacuum and swipe all digitals, they could find out who he was by simply checking who rented the car.

4) Oh! and why he is using a rental? I can't tell you for sure, obviously. But didn't he just move from NY to be closer to his camp? (I know he said he was moving after DC fight, so it is not too far-fetched to think he is using rentals for now).

So no. If this story is solid as it seems to be, then the document or the pipe does not matter.

At any rate, sooner or later we will find the full story...then we will have all the answers!
 
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hard to believe OP is legit.

Trolling 8/10.
 
Oh my god TS.

That was one of the worst theories I've ever read.
I don't even know how to respond to that.

Maybe the incredulous Cormier gif is just the right answer.
 

He most likely will plead guilty to something. It'll be reduced charges. He doesn't want a long, drawn-out trial. He wants to forget about it and move on.
 
Stay strong, TS. They will try to persuade you and others who have seen beyond the lies.

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I'm basing this off reading forums, tweets and TMZ, so make of it what you will. Admittedly, I don't know all the facts, but just based on what's been circulating - the Jon Jones story stinks. Have fun!

1. Jones has never been positively ID'd. An off-duty cop just so happened to be on the scene, in the early morning hours? Saw a man he "believed to be" Jon Jones?

So he's been id'd then. They always say "believed to be" its just police speak

The "off-duty cop" is, of course, not identified in the TMZ article. The other piece of evidence for positive ID comes from the police report and is the convenient "paperwork belonging to Jonathan Jones with MMA information on it." No way this could ever be forged or duplicated.

Because its pretty common for black males in New Mexico to carry around documents identifying them as MMA fighter Jon Jones?

2. The orgy of evidence. (With apologies to the movie Minority Report). "Jones", after the accident, runs from his vehicle, pauses (makes sure "he" is seen), then runs back and, without making any effort to conceal it, stuffs a huge wad of cash into his pants. However, conveniently doesn't bother to take the incriminating pipe filled with marijuana or the paperwork that identifies him as "Jon Jones the MMA Fighter"

When you are panicking (or wasted) you dont think logic.

3. Driving a rental? Why wasn't Jones driving one of his own cars when he was out locally? Whose name is the rental under?

Oh dear...

4. Doesn't add up. Why would Jon Jones be smoking weed in the middle of training camp, after he just got busted for doing coke and knowing he could be tested at any moment? Is there an agreement in place to allow Jones to smoke? (If so, why not one for Nick Diaz, he's is probably as much of a draw as Jones is). Seems unlikely, seems like too much of a contrivance to have something like that in place with the ACs.

Because hes an idiot. And besides, alcohol and cannabbis arent banned out of competition

5. Is Jon Jones being set up? All of the circumstances that have been reported could have EASILY been contrived. The Johnny-on-the-spot off duty cop standing by to make the ID, the drugs and "paperwork" left in the vehicle, the conspicuous wad of cash, the rental to save the trouble of having to steal one of Jones' vehicles.

Yes, its a set up. A guy that bore an uncanny resemblence to Jon Jones, faked his ID and Paperwork, hired a car in his name, drove his car into an innocent womans car, ran from the scene, then decided to run back so the stooge cop could see his face

6. Did Jon Jones piss off the wrong people? Gamblers? Drug Dealers? Other underworld figures who would extort him or set him up? It's not as if Albuquerque is a place that is insulated from organized crime. And Jon certainly would not be the first athlete to get caught up with gangsters and suddenly find himself in over his head.

Oh jesus h christ. are you deluded
 
I'm a terrible speller that doesn't change anything in my statement. It certainly doesn't change the fact that you are still a pos if you think fleeing an accident you were even involved in is the right thing to do. By all witness accounts he caused the accident.

If you believe fleeing is the right thing to do. It's say a lot more about our character then my bad spelling says about mine.

Unfortunately our poor character is contagious to whatever illegitimate offspring you have brought into this world.

Perhaps attempting to judge others character without facts or personal experience is in fact a sign of poor character. Perhaps he didn't flee anything and was not involved at all. The only facts I have are what I can read online based on accounts from people I do not know or have any reason to trust.

If that means I have poor character for not jumping to conclusions and having no desire to point fingers at people then so be it, I can live with that.
 
Or maybe Jones is simply stupid as shit. I'd put my money on that.
 
TS has valid points to be fair.

I reckon it was Suge Knight that set him up to try to take the heat off of his own problems, or it was carefully planned by the Ferguson Police Department who happen to be on vacation in ABQ.
 
Perhaps attempting to judge others character without facts or personal experience is in fact a sign of poor character. Perhaps he didn't flee anything and was not involved at all. The only facts I have are what I can read online based on accounts from people I do not know or have any reason to trust.

If that means I have poor character for not jumping to conclusions and having no desire to point fingers at people then so be it, I can live with that.

Those facts are actually from eye witnesses and an off duty cop, as well as ID and paper work belonging to a Jon Jones. Those are facts stated in a police report. I'd say so far it's pretty solid evidence that he in fact knows something, which is why they want to question him and get his statement and side of the story.
 
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