Elections Why is the US presidential candidate asking me for $5?

[jeff7b9]

I just got a youtube ad
(usually I go in thru brave browser but I am stoned and I guess I forgot)

And it was one of the presidential candidates. Asking ME for $5.

That is NOT the kind of person who should be president of the biggest economy on the planet.

I don't think it is asking TO MUCH that our presidential candidates be drawn from the contingency of the population that DOESN'T NEED TO BORROW 5 FUCKING DOLLARS from ME.

US politics are such a fucking joke.
I want this election to be over so I can stop hearing about these goddamn idiots.
These corny ass real life Zaphrod Beeblebrox fucking clowns need to fuck off.
All of them.

/rant

Love Jeff.

 

[HARRISON_3]

I just got a youtube ad
(usually I go in thru brave browser but I am stoned and I guess I forgot)

And it was one of the presidential candidates. Asking ME for $5.

That is NOT the kind of person who should be president of the biggest economy on the planet.

I don't think it is asking TO MUCH that our presidential candidates be drawn from the contingency of the population that DOESN'T NEED TO BORROW 5 FUCKING DOLLARS from ME.

US politics are such a fucking joke.
I want this election to be over so I can stop hearing about these goddamn idiots.
These corny ass real life Zaphrod Beeblebrox fucking clowns need to fuck off.
All of them.

/rant

Love Jeff.

 

[mkess101]

I just got a youtube ad
(usually I go in thru brave browser but I am stoned and I guess I forgot)

And it was one of the presidential candidates. Asking ME for $5.

That is NOT the kind of person who should be president of the biggest economy on the planet.

I don't think it is asking TO MUCH that our presidential candidates be drawn from the contingency of the population that DOESN'T NEED TO BORROW 5 FUCKING DOLLARS from ME.

US politics are such a fucking joke.
I want this election to be over so I can stop hearing about these goddamn idiots.
These corny ass real life Zaphrod Beeblebrox fucking clowns need to fuck off.
All of them.

/rant

Love Jeff.

"Borrow" five dollars from you?

The homeless guy that would spend your five bucks on a half pint of vodka is more likely to pay you back.

This ain't borrowing, they want you to GIVE them five dollars.

 

[Sinister]

I just got a youtube ad
(usually I go in thru brave browser but I am stoned and I guess I forgot)

And it was one of the presidential candidates. Asking ME for $5.

That is NOT the kind of person who should be president of the biggest economy on the planet.

I don't think it is asking TO MUCH that our presidential candidates be drawn from the contingency of the population that DOESN'T NEED TO BORROW 5 FUCKING DOLLARS from ME.

US politics are such a fucking joke.
I want this election to be over so I can stop hearing about these goddamn idiots.
These corny ass real life Zaphrod Beeblebrox fucking clowns need to fuck off.
All of them.

/rant

Love Jeff.

Clearly it wasnt Trump, if it was opening that email would have automatically deducted it from your account.

 

[44nutman]

I know a guy who wants only 4 dollars to be President.

 

[jeff7b9]

I know a guy who wants only 4 dollars to be President.

Get back to me when we have a dollar store president.

 

[jeff7b9]

"Borrow" five dollars from you?

The homeless guy that would spend your five bucks on a half pint of vodka is more likely to pay you back.

This ain't borrowing, they want you to GIVE them five dollars.

I will take a homeless crackhead panhandler over a politician any day.

 

[AWilder]

I thought they were offering 5 dollars for my vote...

 

[David Street]

Was a time they would pay us for our vote buy us stuff, now mofos drain money everywhere, trump said he no take paycheck for being pres but kept his companies that paid him way more than any office could only US president to not give up their company greedy asswipe.

 

[Hellowhosthat]

I know a guy who wants only 4 dollars to be President.

I'm willing to represent you if every American sends me $3 tbh.

 

[Van Daz]

I just got a youtube ad
(usually I go in thru brave browser but I am stoned and I guess I forgot)

And it was one of the presidential candidates. Asking ME for $5.

That is NOT the kind of person who should be president of the biggest economy on the planet.

I don't think it is asking TO MUCH that our presidential candidates be drawn from the contingency of the population that DOESN'T NEED TO BORROW 5 FUCKING DOLLARS from ME.

US politics are such a fucking joke.
I want this election to be over so I can stop hearing about these goddamn idiots.
These corny ass real life Zaphrod Beeblebrox fucking clowns need to fuck off.
All of them.

/rant

Love Jeff.

 

[NastyNinja]

Giving a homeless person 10 dollars for booze was far more realistic than giving a political figure money.

I at least know the guy got drunk and used it exactly how I thought he would.

 

[UFCUCF]

Is a candidate who asks for $2,000 better or worse? $2,000,000.00?

 

[Andy Capp]

Get back to me when we have a dollar store president.

How about tree fiddy?

 

[fingercuffs]

I lived in the DC Metro area during the Hillary v Mango Molester debacle and my landline would ring at last 5 times a day with his recorded messages, it was proper annoying.

 

[jefferz]

I know a guy who wants only 4 dollars to be President.

I donated $1 to Burgum, and got a $20 gift card in return.

 

[fingercuffs]

A Facebook group in my small town was rallying up people to donate to Dopey McGropey, most of the SuperPac donations have gone on legal fees because he can't stop being naughty. It's funny.

 

[jeff7b9]

A Facebook group in my small town was rallying up people to donate to Dopey McGropey, most of the SuperPac donations have gone on legal fees because he can't stop being naughty. It's funny.

I feel like you could make a fairly well reasoned argument that lighting your money on fire is a better financial investment than donating to politicians.

Spoiler

For one example, if you video taped you lighting your money on fire and monetized it when it went viral.

 

[fingercuffs]

I feel like you could make a fairly well reasoned argument that lighting your money on fire is a better financial investment than donating to politicians.

Spoiler

For one example, if you video taped you lighting your money on fire and monetized it when it went viral.

The group was started by some bloke and his wife who own a gun store here. He ran for mayor and lost but goes to every city council meeting every fortnight to cause shit with sour grapes because he lost, and his wife is a crazy CTer.

 

[Fedor>Cain]

Get back to me when we have a dollar store president.

A dollar store president would cost at least $10

Now a dollar tree president will cost $1.25 these days lol