Social Official President of the War Room Thread 2024-25

WOW FOLKS!

Exactly as I predicted this forum has went to shit since @Andy Capp (Crapp) fraudulently STOLE the election with his flood of 3rd world Mayberry illegals voting in the warroom election

My prestigious and loyal VP @idrankyourbeer warned you guys of this. But then again.. elections have consequences.. of which we are facing now


(This website is truly fucked up)
 
MetalGearTrump said:
WOW FOLKS!

Exactly as I predicted this forum has went to shit since @Andy Capp (Crapp) fraudulently STOLE the election with his flood of 3rd world Mayberry illegals voting in the warroom election

My prestigious and loyal VP @idrankyourbeer warned you guys of this. But then again.. elections have consequences.. of which we are facing now


(This website is truly fucked up)
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LOL

Where have you been? Just get out of the same jail as Heretic?
 
Andy Capp said:
LOL

Where have you been? Just get out of the same jail as Heretic?
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I've been attempting to lurk this dumpster fire of a website... but you've made even that next to impossible. I could barely muster the effort to shitpost before this Great Reset.. now I will post nothing and you will be happy.

Your av is nice though. Can I have it after you're done?
 
MetalGearTrump said:
WOW FOLKS!

Exactly as I predicted this forum has went to shit since @Andy Capp (Crapp) fraudulently STOLE the election with his flood of 3rd world Mayberry illegals voting in the warroom election

My prestigious and loyal VP @idrankyourbeer warned you guys of this. But then again.. elections have consequences.. of which we are facing now


(This website is truly fucked up)
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this forum never would have gone to shit under a metalgearbeer administration.
 
HOLA said:
I asked Chat GPT to write a limerick in honor of you becoming War Room President:

Andy Capp, with his cap on so tight,
Was made War President overnight.
He'd dodge all the drills,
Then sneak out for some pills,
And claim, "I'm too busy to fight!"
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LOL I forgot all about this. I'm not sure if I mentioned this before but the main issue with this limerick is I don't do pills recreationally, unlike some other substances.

Let me venture an alternative.

Andy Capp wore a lid and a look
Now, we see that's all it took
To win president
And get people bent
out of shape like a shitty old book.
 
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Andy Capp said:
LOL I forgot all about this. I'm not sure if I mentioned this before but the main issue with this limerick is I don't do pills recreationally, unlike some other substances.

Let me venture an alternative.

Andy Capp had a lid and a look
It seems that was all that it took
To win president
And get people bent
out of shape like a shitty old book.
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There once was a man, Andy Capp,
Who rose to the throne in a snap.
The election was rigged,
And his power grew big,
Now he rules with a mischievous clap!
 
idrankyourbeer said:
There once was a man, Andy Capp,
Who rose to the throne in a snap.
The election was rigged,
And his power grew big,
Now he rules with a mischievous clap!
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Fuck you, I do not have the clap, nor have I ever.
 
idrankyourbeer said:
don't lie, i seen your car parked out front of the whorehouse last sunday after church. jesus would not approve of your debauchery andy.
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Church? <36>

Like George Carlin, I stopped going to church when I reached the age of reason. Now I only go for weddings and funerals.

Funny how the numbers of each have changed over time, come to think of it. Nearly everyone from my parents' generation is deceased now. So when I was young, lots of weddings, not many funerals, later--say the last 20 years or so--more funerals, not so many weddings, and now, it seems like there will be fewer and fewer funerals left to attend before my own while the younger generation gets hitched and I've come full circle.

Cycles like that interest me a lot. On The Nature of Things, there was on episode that talked about how, in general, when people are infants, there is very little to distinguish between males and females*, then there's gradual differentiation on the way to puberty, and then there's a sharp differentiation at puberty that lasts until late-middle-age or so. After menopause/andropause, dedifferentiation kicks in and for very old people there's not nearly as much difference among them anymore.


*Note, that the kinds of differences I'm talking about are things like amount of body fat, where that fat is distributed on a person's body, likewise muscle mass, and so on.
 
Andy Capp said:
Fuck you, I do not have the clap, nor have I ever.
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My dad had a friend that always said the clap saved his life. He was in 'Nam and they sent him to the hospital while his platoon was sent into the shit and got wiped out.
 
Andy Capp said:
Church? <36>

Like George Carlin, I stopped going to church when I reached the age of reason. Now I only go for weddings and funerals.

Funny how the numbers of each have changed over time, come to think of it. Nearly everyone from my parents' generation is deceased now. So when I was young, lots of weddings, not many funerals, later--say the last 20 years or so--more funerals, not so many weddings, and now, it seems like there will be fewer and fewer funerals left to attend before my own while the younger generation gets hitched and I've come full circle.

Cycles like that interest me a lot. On The Nature of Things, there was on episode that talked about how, in general, when people are infants, there is very little to distinguish between males and females*, then there's gradual differentiation on the way to puberty, and then there's a sharp differentiation at puberty that lasts until late-middle-age or so. After menopause/andropause, dedifferentiation kicks in and for very old people there's not nearly as much difference among them anymore.


*Note, that the kinds of differences I'm talking about are things like amount of body fat, where that fat is distributed on a person's body, likewise muscle mass, and so on.
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I think he meant when he drove home after attending church but we all know that's a bunch of bullshit. As far as the elderly the main difference is for women when they put on their panties the waistband pinches their nipples and for men when they sit down at the toilet their balls take a dip...
 
Whippy McGee said:
Andy seems about as popular as Joe Biden.
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lol

Just busy. Sorry you're starved for attention, muffin. Your president cares about your needs.

I'll be sure to take a big dump on you and your ilk one day very soon. Just wait and see.
 
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