Who is the GOAT conqueror? Alex or Genghis?

Conan laughs at your Alexander the Great:)

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I'm not a Conan expert but I'm guessing he had some losses in battles in the books while Alexander was young prime Vitor.

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No known losses.
 
I'm not a Conan expert but I'm guessing he had some losses in battles in the books while Alexander was young prime Vitor.

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No known losses.

Alexander was a can-crusher. Conan fucked more bitches, won more battles, fathered more children and killed more enemies. Some of them not even human.

Did Alexander even Lift, bro?;)
 
Alexander had tougher level of competition.

Khan was crushing cans.
 
The Mongols, of course. They destroyed multiple empires at its peak simultaneously who were considered "world powers" back then and managed to break the biggest fortresses in Euroasia.

There were nobodies in Alexander's times but uncivilized barbarians and local kingdoms.
 
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Moreso that dying young ment his unborn son obviously wasn't in a position to directly inherit a newly conquered kingdom and his generals divided it up among themselves instead.

I’m not talking about heirs. I’m talking about the fact that Genghis Khan had about 1000 bastards while Alexander was a homo.
 
I’m not talking about heirs. I’m talking about the fact that Genghis Khan had about 1000 bastards while Alexander was a homo.

So the path to adding a "great" to my name is becoming a sperm donor?
 
I would hate to use such a positive adjective as "great" for mass murders. But I would think Khan since what, a good 8% of Mongolians have his DNA. He's conquered in more ways than 1.
 
Now I know some of you may be offended by me calling these guys "great" because they killed, raped, blah blah

I'm not here to get into a debate about morality, but rather whose strategic/leadership accomplishments you find more impressive?

Feel free to throw some others into the mix if you feel that it's not between these two

alexander isnt in the same league as genghis. i dont suppose anyone is, really. england's empire would eventually be larger than his, but it took centuries for england to take what they did. genghis took most of that during his lifetime. conquered the two most advanced societies on earth before he died.
 
Subutai > both of them.

Grotesquely fat Subutai being wheeled around in a cart by his army > Young and hungry Subutai riding his own horse

Subutai was very much like Elvis Presley in that way.
 
Chrissy Columbus!

I heard he used to smash babies off rocks, that's got to count for something?

wow he must have been folowing the Holy bible to the letter. "Blessed is he who dashes the little ones heads against rocks".
 
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