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Whiskey, War, Suicide, and Guns

Today I made two predictions to Brian.
1) That I would pass him on the bench press sometime next year.
2) That by the end of next year, 531 would be old and busted on Sherdog and the Hepburn plan would be the new hotness.

Who is "him"?

Your second prediction is uninteresting. Everyone changes programs every 6 months around here.
 
I'm willing to have a $100 bet person with any you fuckers (Donut, Godsen, Mittens) on who has the biggest bench by Jan 1, 2011. Video proof required. IPF rules.

* eats his way to 275, has stroke, dies *
 
I want a third prediction.
3) liquid will be way stronger than Zero because he doesn't eat like shit and do stuff that leaves him injured.
Why do you think that?
Because everyone will be on the Hepburn plan.
I'm willing to have a $100 bet person with any you fuckers (Donut, Godsen, Mittens) on who has the biggest bench by Jan 1, 2011. Video proof required. Super slow TUT rules. Statisticool will be the lift judge.
I don't want to play by those rules.
 
TUT for life.

Donut, your music review made me want to never see those bands except for the 1st one.
 
I want a third prediction.

3) liquid will be way stronger than Zero because he doesn't eat like shit and do stuff that leaves him injured.

Never bet against Mittens.



Because everyone will be on the Hepburn plan.

Agreed. Who wouldn't want to do singles and triples? I guarantee Zero and I will be doing Hepburn in some fashion later this year. He complains that 4 reps involve cardio. I was happy to abandon Sheiko after a year, the workouts were taking forever.
 
I'm willing to have a $100 bet person with any you fuckers (Donut, Godsen, Mittens) on who has the biggest bench by Jan 1, 2011. Video proof required. IPF rules.

* eats his way to 275, has stroke, dies *

Can I play?
 
Can I play?

No. Anyone who has already benched 400+ is not allowed in the bet. Even post injury, you will be benching more than all of us in about 3 more months.

People not allowed:

Fatty
Devil
Fatkid (a big no)
Charles

People Encouraged to join the bet:

Zero
 
Races I'm willing to participate in:

Bench + Deadlift
Bench + Weighted Chin-up
First raw elite total in a PL meet
 
My only goal left in life is a 500lb squat and to be stronger than kaboom, no matter how many injuries I have.
 
I stand by the statement that a Dethklok/TSO merger would be the most tits concert of all time. I will take that bench bet (shoves more food in face).

Sweet - get Donut to join and the winner gets a nice pot of money.
 
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