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Elden Ring
Third time's a charm...hopefully. Game has tapped me out twice. I tried a no shield cool guy build. Wrecked. I tried sword and board. A little better, but still annoying enough that I just didn't have the patience for it. So I did something I've never done before in these games...I tried a m-m-Mage. I've never messed with any of this shit in the From games, because I just couldn't see sacrificing my health flasks for magic flasks, and it all seemed a bit overwhelming with all the powers you get, and the different strengths for those powers you have to upgrade. I've also heard that it puts these games on "easy" mode, and buddy, they weren't lying. I'm scorching through annoying mobs with ease. Oh', nice gank squad you got there...be a shame if my spell one hit every last one of you...you fucks.
It's a brand new game now. I am Gandalf. Name of the game is staying the fuck out of the pocket, avoiding the occasional distance closing attack, and just cheesing the shit out of fools at a distance, like I was born in the "Shrine of Amana". Oh', it feels so good just destroying those assholes on horseback. We ain't dancing anymore, dickheads. It's you vs my beam of death, and you lose.
I'm sure it'll get a lot tougher, but coming from my struggles in my first couple of attempts, this is so friggin' satisfying. I can actually grind a bit now. I do believe I will make it past the halfway point of the first castle this time, LOL.
Third time's a charm...hopefully. Game has tapped me out twice. I tried a no shield cool guy build. Wrecked. I tried sword and board. A little better, but still annoying enough that I just didn't have the patience for it. So I did something I've never done before in these games...I tried a m-m-Mage. I've never messed with any of this shit in the From games, because I just couldn't see sacrificing my health flasks for magic flasks, and it all seemed a bit overwhelming with all the powers you get, and the different strengths for those powers you have to upgrade. I've also heard that it puts these games on "easy" mode, and buddy, they weren't lying. I'm scorching through annoying mobs with ease. Oh', nice gank squad you got there...be a shame if my spell one hit every last one of you...you fucks.
It's a brand new game now. I am Gandalf. Name of the game is staying the fuck out of the pocket, avoiding the occasional distance closing attack, and just cheesing the shit out of fools at a distance, like I was born in the "Shrine of Amana". Oh', it feels so good just destroying those assholes on horseback. We ain't dancing anymore, dickheads. It's you vs my beam of death, and you lose.
I'm sure it'll get a lot tougher, but coming from my struggles in my first couple of attempts, this is so friggin' satisfying. I can actually grind a bit now. I do believe I will make it past the halfway point of the first castle this time, LOL.