What Am I Supposed To Do At An Airport to Pass The Time?

[Aegon Spengler]

Vote in my P&M babe vs. babe polls and have a fwap in the airport bathroom.

Hey is dad Dardarrio still champ? I can't find her last thread

 

[BoxingFan123]

I don't like getting drunk in airports unless its a short flight (<1.5 hrs), I find I have to piss or take a dump when I'm drunk on a plane.

 

[DataBreach]

Build a pipe bomb.

 

[Pugilistic]

Find an Arabic looking guy and yell “He has a bomb!” and watch the chaos ensue.

Talk to a fine looking chick.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

tell 9/11 jokes to strangers.

 

[LOST CAUSE]

Create mass panic by yelling "Bomb"

 

[irish_thug]

Learn how to count down from 10 in Arabic.

 

[LOST CAUSE]

Create mass panic by yelling "Bomb"

Answer already taken. I guess I should of read the replies first.

 

[original doom]

Watch people.

Jeez you can surely think of something to entertain yourself.

 

[Randy Marsh]

Fuck bitches and profit.

 

[scorpipede]

Vote in my P&M babe vs. babe polls and have a fwap in the airport bathroom.

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I love it.

 

[GSP_37]

Scan the area for anyone suspicious and get high res photos of them just in case.

What if major airports had a nice high class strip joint in there alongside the coffee shop, diner, McDonalds, gift shop, newsstand?

 

[Thurisaz]

Stare at people and follow them with your hands in your pockets.

 

[jabba the punk]

2 1/2 hours?

Try half a day lay over and then getting stuck in a grounded plane in a snow storm while they try to unfreeze it for 2 hours...

Reading and music with occasional people watching.

 

[ikareteru]

Get one of those old wired ear pieces and put it in your ear. Wear sunglasses and a suit and follow people around. Make sure to talk just loud enough so they can hear you, and keep mentioning things like "The package is on the move" and "I think I have been spotted". Once they get really nervous, start yelling "SWARM, SWARM, SWARM" and watch them freak.

Sounds fun!

My favorite past time on airports, especially with a friend: I openly hit on and flirt with guys, especially Arabian men. They get disturbed and furious!

Hilarity ensues

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

Airports have bars right? Idk Ive never flown.