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What Am I Supposed To Do At An Airport to Pass The Time?

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Gabe, Dec 21, 2016.

  1. Gabe Saturdays are for the Boys

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    Hello, I am stuck at the airport and have a 2 1/2 hour layover until my next flight. What am I supposed to do to pass the time?
     
  2. Seraldo Babalu Green Belt

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    look for BJ Penn
     
  3. Scott Parker 27 Your Mom's Box

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    What all adults do. Cry in your airplane drink because you are alone during the holidays.
     
  4. ObsoleteSoul Silver Belt

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    Surf the web, play games, read? Good lord man, do something with your life!
     
  5. mb23100 Steel Belt

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    Get a book Go talk to people at the bar 2 1/2 hrs is nothing
     
  6. Hattori Green Belt

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    Sherdog
     
  7. Orgasmo Silver Belt

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    Hit on the counter girls when it's not busy. Some of the sluttiest bunch around, trust me. I've work at the airport.
     
  8. TheTimeIsNotNow Silver Belt

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    Have a chug in the toilet
     
  9. Revolver you sound poor

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    If you weren't poor you could waste time in one of the many airport lounges they usually have.
     
  10. FyrFytr998 Dig Your Way Out (2021)

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  11. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    No need to go to the bathroom. You can do it out in the open as long as one hand is down your pants and the other hand is holding that forearm in front of you. Nobody will notice.

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  13. TeTe yeah, she squats Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Hit on the hot girl waiting to get on the plane you are waiting for also.

    Join the Mile High Club later on.
     
  14. Aegon Spengler Gold Belt

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    Ask yourself what you would do if you could turn Mars into a habitable planet, would you make it into a hockey planet full of ice rinks, maybe a basketball continent somewhere, like a sports planet? The deeper you go into the planet the more scary the sport?

    Maybe make it a planet for just animals with a diamond palace that you live in?
     
  15. marioh Red Belt

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    run around the airport yelling "allah akbar!!!".
    please have someone videotape it for the lulz
     
  16. choke you strangulation belt

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    Like he hasn't already done that
     
  17. Jon Stark King in the North Platinum Member

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    Edit pictures on your phone or computer. Delete some old word or excel files from your computer. Delete/edit names and old contacts on your phone.
     
  18. Jon Stark King in the North Platinum Member

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    common man

    This is so lame and unoriginal that it fails on multiple levels.
     
  19. drstrangelov Hey.

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    Hopefully you've boarded by now, but my method is to read for an hour or so, then, if there's time, grab a burger and a glass of whiskey at any bar with an open seat.
     

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