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I'm fully stocked up with reeses pieces. Eagerly looking out towards my shed for movement.
My professional doctor theory about alien abductions is that they were mostly lies created to suppress gay experiences that the claimant either had willingly or while intoxicated. That's why the butt probe claim was so prominent.
A man in the 1950s gets drunk at a bar, hooks up with a dude, takes it up the ass. As an act of self preservation, his brain goes into a fugue state and invents an outlandish tale of alien abduction to bury the gay experience deep.
My professional doctor theory about alien abductions is that they were mostly lies created to suppress gay experiences that the claimant either had willingly or while intoxicated. That's why the butt probe claim was so prominent.
A man in the 1950s gets drunk at a bar, hooks up with a dude, takes it up the ass. As an act of self preservation, his brain goes into a fugue state and invents an outlandish tale of alien abduction to bury the gay experience deep.
Something got buried deep alrightMy professional doctor theory about alien abductions is that they were mostly lies created to suppress gay experiences that the claimant either had willingly or while intoxicated. That's why the butt probe claim was so prominent.
A man in the 1950s gets drunk at a bar, hooks up with a dude, takes it up the ass. As an act of self preservation, his brain goes into a fugue state and invents an outlandish tale of alien abduction to bury the gay experience deep.
Would you fuck a hot female alien
I got a laugh out of this part:
Edit...I changed an accidentally racist bit in there that someone pointed out. Changed "They were all black" to "all had black skin, way less diversity".
It's racist to call something black now apparently lol, I didn't know black was a derogatory term.
What's the expiration time? What time zone? Still waiting...
Id fuck a female anything right now. Dont let your dog around meWould you fuck a hot female alien
"Attempt". The use of that word leaves open the possibility of failure, making it impossible to say that it was all just bullshit when it inevitably doesn't happen.
Also, what reason for that date was given? I'm not a redditor.
I'm fully stocked up with reeses pieces. Eagerly looking out towards my shed for movement.
The script for E.T. originally had m&m's. Mars declined Amblin's offer to be placed in the film. Mars thought the script sucked and feared it would bomb. Amblin was willing to place the product at no charge, help pay for advertising, and allow the use of E.T.'s likeness. Hershey accepted.
What do you expect from a Mass Effect fan, eh?