WAR ROOM LOUNGE V13: Ministry of Silly Talks

[waiguoren]

Just googled her. Oh my...

brb

Who knew that @Jack V Savage was into ugly chicks? Attention whore to boot. Shame!

 

[Fawlty]

Who knew that @Jack V Savage was into ugly chicks? Attention whore to boot. Shame!

This seems like a reasonable expression of a healthy human sexual condition. I'd love to compliment your last girlfriend if you'd post a pic.

 

[Limbo Pete]

This seems like a reasonable expression of a healthy human sexual condition. I'd love to compliment your last girlfriend if you'd post a pic.

Gotta have a first in order to have a last

 

[HomerThompson]

Gotta have a first in order to have a last

This was a very dominating post.

 

[Fawlty]

Gotta have a first in order to have a last

I respect all legal forms of human sexuality. If he has chosen (or not chosen) to not participate in sexual reproduction, I support his choice.

 

[waiguoren]

Gotta have a first in order to have a last

 

[waiguoren]

This seems like a reasonable expression of a healthy human sexual condition. I'd love to compliment your last girlfriend if you'd post a pic.

Take notes. No makeup. No artificially enhanced features. Extremely feminine characteristics (pay careful attention to the jawline). Facial symmetry, clear skin. Young. Studious. Unassuming.

The US sexual market has been ravaged by decline of fatherly influence, "feminism", birth control, Hollywood, plastic surgery, cosmetics, drug use, and obesity. In present-day USA, an effeminate man like you stands no chance of landing a chaste, loving, slim, beautiful, traditional wife. Sad but true.

 

[Limbo Pete]

@Fawlty @HomerThompson
You guys picked a bad time for that bet

 

[Limbo Pete]

Take notes. No makeup. No artificially enhanced features. Extremely feminine characteristics (pay careful attention to the jawline). Facial symmetry, clear skin. Young. Intelligent. Unassuming.

The US sexual market has been ravaged by decline of fatherly influence, "feminism", birth control, Hollywood, plastic surgery, cosmetics, drug use, and obesity. In present-day USA, an effeminate man like you stands no chance of landing a chaste, loving, slim, beautiful, traditional wife. Sad but true.

 

[HomerThompson]

Take notes. No makeup. No artificially enhanced features. Extremely feminine characteristics (pay careful attention to the jawline). Facial symmetry, clear skin. Young. Intelligent. Unassuming.

The US sexual market has been ravaged by decline of fatherly influence, "feminism", birth control, Hollywood, plastic surgery, cosmetics, drug use, and obesity. In present-day USA, an effeminate man like you stands no chance of landing a chaste, loving, slim, beautiful, traditional wife. Sad but true.

I like the dog on her shirt.

I certainly hope she didn't eat it.

 

[waiguoren]

I like the dog on her shirt.

I certainly hope she didn't eat it.

I lol'd at your hypocrisy. You are truly a disturbed individual. I would love to hear about your childhood.

 

[HomerThompson]

I lol'd at your hypocrisy. You are truly a disturbed individual. I would love to hear about your childhood.

I'm sure you would, fella.

 

[Limbo Pete]

This is one of those rare tense moments before someone decides to pass off a bad move as a joke or, worse yet, double down

What's it gonna be, @waiguoren

 

[waiguoren]

This is one of those rare tense moments before someone decides to pass off a bad move as a joke or, worse yet, double down

What's it gonna be, @waiguoren

What was the bad move?

 

[Limbo Pete]

What was the bad move?

Option 2 it is

Never go full Luba, dude. God damn lol.

 

[waiguoren]

Never go full Luba, dude. God damn lol.

Do you guys always have to talk in code? WTF is luba?

 

[Limbo Pete]

Do you guys always have to talk in code? WTF is luba?

Let's put it this way: he's not one to emulate

 

[senri]

Do you guys always have to talk in code? WTF is luba?

Dont worry too much about it Mr. Waiguoren. He is penetrating you in good faith...

 

[waiguoren]

Let's put it this way: he's not one to emulate

If I don't know who he is I can't be emulating him, you oaf.

 

[Limbo Pete]

If I don't know who he is I can't be emulating him, you oaf.

And yet, here we are
My advice would be.... don't reach for the highest branches, bud. They sway in every breeze. Scale it down a bit and then regroup.