War Room Awards 2016

[My Spot]

Goddamnit man, I was deployed or something, be a little more descriptive

He posted pics of a "Japanese WW2 sword" his grandpa supposedly brought back as "proof" that he was some kind of war hero or something. It looked like some run of the mill bs sword you can buy at the mall or through Bud K. Even all these years later we still bring it up in the Sports Bar and he still takes the bait.

 

[Limbo Pete]

He posted pics of a "Japanese WW2 sword" his grandpa supposedly brought back as "proof" that he was some kind of war hero or something. It looked like some run of the mill bs sword you can buy at the mall or through Bud K. Even all these years later we still bring it up in the Sports Bar and he still takes the bait.

@brackis1

 

[Fawlty]

You are the one who saved, scanned, edited, and posted a photo to prove you got some douchebag of the year award back in the AF a decade+ ago. Pathetic. I can't help but wonder the level of narcissism and insecurity it takes to do something like this. When did this become such a problem for you?

You called another human being a narcissist. I just want to make sure it's here in text for posterity and also the Library of Congress.

wtf is a scanner? Didn't they teach you about phones in pre-med? Remember though, I'm the one laughing at you while holding my douchebag of the year award, and you're the one who still resents it more than a decade later.

And you are also lying about being a doctor and lying about your job in the military. If you don't like hearing about that, go supervise 70+ people as an E-5 about it.

 

[Limbo Pete]

Oooooooffff

 

[Fawlty]

But don't take time out of your busy doctorin' schedule to reply to all of my posts. You're an exceedingly important and busy man and I wouldn't want to take your attention away from your patients who all like you a lot even though you were a rebel who didn't kiss ass with good bedside manner.

 

[SMEAC]

You called another human being a narcissist. I just want to make sure it's here in text for posterity and also the Library of Congress.

wtf is a scanner? Didn't they teach you about phones in pre-med? Remember though, I'm the one laughing at you while holding my douchebag of the year award, and you're the one who still resents it more than a decade later.

And you are also lying about being a doctor and lying about your job in the military. If you don't like hearing about that, go supervise 70+ people as an E-5 about it.

I was expecting something good, you delievered

Will Lubed be able to come back from this?

 

[SMEAC]

But don't take time out of your busy doctorin' schedule to reply to all of my posts. You're an exceedingly important and busy man and I wouldn't want to take your attention away from your patients who all like you a lot even though you were a rebel who didn't kiss ass with good bedside manner.

Oh shit, he mounted for some ground and pound

 

[Fawlty]

I was expecting something good, you delievered

Will Lubed be able to come back from this?

He does have me on saving a damn congrats letter on an E-4 promotion. I knew it was a risk going in, but I think it was worth it. Take one to give one imo.

Also, he's back itt, must be over at the nurses station having an e-war while some four year old is coding.

 

[Limbo Pete]

I was expecting something good, you delievered

Will Lubed be able to come back from this?

Impression I get is that Luba uses the ol Homer Simpson strategy of possessing no real offense but having people punch themselves out on his face. Which works less well here in the War Room imo. Fawlty might get bored eventually, but this thread will be remembered and his beating reorded for future reference/pwns.

 

[Lubaolong]

And you are also lying about being a doctor and lying about your job in the military. If you don't like hearing about that, go supervise 70+ people as an E-5 about it.

Proof? You're in denial because it hurts to face the truth.

 

[SMEAC]

He does have me on saving a damn congrats letter on an E-4 promotion. I knew it was a risk going in, but I think it was worth it. Take one to give one imo.

Also, he's back itt, must be over at the nurses station having an e-war while some four year old is coding.

Naw, there is no shame in an early promotion to E4. Now if it was some certificate for getting E2 for jamming dudes up in the DEP, yeah.

I still take some pride in my first promotion to Cpl. in the Marines having been meritorious

 

[Fawlty]

Proof? You're in denial because it hurts to face the truth.

Prove I'm not fucking your wife. Without appealing to my own good taste.

You backwards ass dildo. Even you're smarter than that puff of kindergarten logic. I'm sure though, that after years of lying about your experience and your imminent doctorship here, that you totally went and became a doctor and now you're here to act all evasive and sketchy about it.

 

[SMEAC]

Impression I get is that Luba uses the ol Homer Simpson strategy of possessing no real offense but having people punch themselves out on his face. Which works less well here in the War Room imo. Fawlty might get bored eventually, but this thread will be remembered and his beating reorded for future reference/pwns.

He has chin for days bro...granted he did have to recoop for like a decade

 

[Lubaolong]

Impression I get is that Luba uses the ol Homer Simpson strategy of possessing no real offense but having people punch themselves out on his face. Which works less well here in the War Room imo. Fawlty might get bored eventually, but this thread will be remembered and his beating reorded for future reference/pwns.

There was no beating. Fawlty made a number of baseless accusations which are demonstratedly false by a quick Google search.

 

[Limbo Pete]

There was no beating. Fawlty made a number of baseless accusations which are demonstratedly false by a quick Google search. The fact of the matter remains that I'm a wealthy doctor, while he is clinging to some letter he got in the military that only confirms his insecurities.

Suuuuuuure you are

 

[SMEAC]

Prove I'm not fucking your wife. Without appealing to my own good taste.

You backwards ass dildo. Even you're smarter than that puff of kindergarten logic. I'm sure though, that after years of lying about your experience and your imminent doctorship here, that you totally went and became a doctor and now you're here to act all evasive and sketchy about it.

Just want to call that he says something about the girl looking for the land of the big PX...I mean his lovely wife: being super hot, rich and she wasn't just looking for a green card damnit

 

[SMEAC]

There was no beating. Fawlty made a number of baseless accusations which are demonstratedly false by a quick Google search. The fact of the matter remains that I'm a wealthy doctor, while he is clinging to some letter he got in the military that only confirms his insecurities.

Shirley someone as smart as you can tell he went HAM on you bro?

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

He does have me on saving a damn congrats letter on an E-4 promotion.

So long as it's not framed and on display you're good.

 

[Limbo Pete]

He has chin for days bro...granted he did have to recoop for like a decade

Best hope he has is that Fawlty gets tired of tea bagging him and moves on. But that isnt a win... and lord knows we all see it.

 

[SMEAC]

So long as it's not framed and on display you're good.

I kept a letter of congrats from a battalion commander on my fridge because I thought it was funny because he fucking hated me