Vene Vale Tudo

all you really need is a buddy to take one for the team and once she see's her friend is ok it all gravy baby.
 
He is probably playing counter strike. Dunno...I was surprise that he posted here at the first place.
 
If found out that your voice, used correctly, can be a factor in getting laid.

If I like a girl, I will get her number and call her. I found out at my work that a lot of women like my voice, they think it's horny.

So I call and talk but let the conversation be about sex... Sometimes it makes them hot.
At some point I will ask if she has ever done phone sex before. After some talk, and letting my voice get hornier and hornier, I will ask if she wants to play. I slowly start to temper my voice and start sex stories about how I want to do it with her, where, when etc. And not no porn stuff but like I want to touch you here and stroke you there, like at your clitt and slurp up her hornyness. After we both have played with ourself and come real great (I will let her hear I enjoying it) they usually are interested if you can make your little story come trough.

I'm not no handsome mofo, but my voice has done great for me. I was always chicken to talk to a girl that I didn't know but on the phone, it's quite easy for me to get what I want.
 
Ok guys seriously watch "The Tao of Steve"-take notes.
1- Be desireless (not undesireable)
2- Be excellent
3- Be gone

We pursue that which retreats from us- men and women both want sex just on different time tables- you want sex now she wants sex in 15 minutes so hold out for 20 and she'll be chasing you for 5.

This movie can change your life.
 
Good post guys. But Andyman...jerking off over the phone does't count as sex. Here we want to have the real thing. I dunno if you saiud that after the phone you go and fuck them but that would have been better. I will check that out Oggar.
 
I kinda interpreted this whole thread as a bible on getting laid... if he finds his voice does it for him, then more power to him.... having worked in a call centre environment for sometime I can honestly state never underestimate the power of a sexy voice (and never overestimate how good looking the individual with it could be... the consequences could be DISASTEROUS!!!).

- The Jake
 
Vene,

the whole idea is that the phone stuff is to check if they want some. If the phone stuff works, than you have to pay the girl a visit to fuck her brains out.
Never done the phone thing without doing the real thing afterworths.

BTW I really like the pants down thing but have a girlfriend now. I'm not a guy who fucks around because I would like to keep my girl so I can't try it myself. Well... Maybee
in the future. I just want to see the girls face when you do that stuff. That's worth money my man
 
Thanks for the reply I needed a clarification.

I know what you mean with the voice thing. I got a story into that. Two years ago I was sleeping with the girl that gave tours in my school. I would go to her house about three times a week for like 4 months. At the same time she was dating some other dude, but they will just go out on dates, when she would get home she will call me and then have sex with me. It was pretty sweet. Christmas vacation came and I left to Florida to hang out with my ex-girlfriend. When I come back to Kansas City the scenario had changed. She became official boyfriend with the dude that she was seeing before I left to Florida. i try talking her into do it again, but she will masturbate over the phone and then i always told her that I would be there in 15 minutes, but then she would say that John was so sweet and that she would feel pretty bad if she ever do that to him again. So for her was enough to masturbate and make me listen to it, but for me it was really dissapointing but I was intrigued at the beginning. But if that works for you then more power to you.

Yeah man...whenever you get a chance try the pants thing. Believe me that it works.
 
Bro, u know all about me, when we talk on AIM!! We think alike and have the same ideas!!! :D
 
Use this after you bag her...When you're finished go to the can, grab a face cloth and soak it in warm water and come back and clean her up. This one is guaranteed to get you 1 "out of the blue" blow job.
 
My experience has been that you have to adapt your game to the woman. Different women respond to different things. Some enjoy being the aggressor and you have to tease them a little let them come after you. Look into their eyes,start to go in for a kiss then back off at the last second and let them come to you. If your friends are tryin to hook it up too and they got the pack action goin on. Go up and say a few words then back off. Make eye contact and give a wink. She'll end up coming to you. If you get to aggressive they back off. If you play it right some girls will come to you. Sometimes playin hard to get works for guys too. And then there are girls who want you to be the aggressor. Then im just all over them, maybe bust a Vene move and drop the pants. Grab their hand and put it on my crotch. Just like in mma your game has to be complete.
 
Good post Hex...that's exactly what I think. Sometimes is hard to type it off.

One of you guys need to change the Avatar by the way. Yesterday I was in the library studying for my MIS test. And then when i cross the computer lab I see this gorgeous girl and I stared like a fool looking at her. She was really gorgeous, she looked back to me and she notice that I was starring at her, I smiled but I could not see her reaction because she was sitting next to a hindu guy that was helping her study. Then I picked up the phone that was next to me and made a phone call. When I finish my call i hang up look at her again, she looked at me again. I smiled and then left. I did not try to aproach her because the dude looked kind of pissed off. I went upstairs and I post on sherdog for about three hours (did not study for shit)..then I met my friend and he told me that he was getting me a sandwich on the vending machines. We went downstaris and there she was again in the same spot witt the same dude. My friend told me that she was gorgeous that he wants to meet her and he told me that she sells weed. Then we are getting the sandwiches and then when i turnaroudn she was looking at me over he computer and when I saw her she hide agian behing the computer. My friend told me to go and meet her. We aproach her and my friend start talking about computers to the hindu guy, then he introduce himself to her. I was in the background and she looked at me and then I introduce myself, I gave her a firm handshake. Then she asked me where i was from, we talked while my friend kept talking to the dude. We had a small talk for about 5 minutes and then me and my friend told her that we were leaving to the bars. She told me that she could not go since she was 19. Then I told her that I will see her again. Then me and my friend left.

i told all that is just to let you guys know how to play the cards. How having a swingman change the cards and puts some situation on your favor. I know I will see her again. That's probably one ofthe good things aobut small towns. Somtimes blitzing a girl works pretty well depending on her personality. Just see her and then just go straight and talk to her about anything.
 
That wingman theory holds true particularly when the girl you're trying to pick up has a REAL ugly friend that is there to act goalie and block you're scoring.

So you need a good wingman to run interference, who is willing to take a hit for the home team, so you can plug one through the goals.

This has been a tried and proven theory, on many an occasion. Infact I'm positive soccer is a metaphour for relationships HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

- The Jake
 
I can't believe it has taken me this long to post on this thread.

I never really follow any steps or rules, I usually give each lucky lady a customised routine. If the passion is there, no plan of attack is needed, just dive right in. But, if it's not, I do everything I can to create a "fun" atmosphere. Fun flirting leads to fun hornyness leads to fun nakedness, and most any kind of nakedness leads to some fooling around.

Yeah, I gues that's kind of a broad technique, but like I said, you got to adapt to different situations.
 
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