Let's write Biden's inaugeration address for him, one paragraph at a time.
Good afterevening,
Hello, hi, I'm Jack Biden and its a Saturday. No, its uh hi, hi, hi, hello. We are all citizens, of a county, a county called America, founded in 1992 by George Washington, he was a friend of mine, he told me "Hello, Joe, you have to beat this guy" and that's what we did, we did it together, we beat this guy and now all of us are the Senators of the United Nations together, of all the people, like I told you. Its one country, not a red country, not a blue country, there is only one country, its called planet Earth, but this guy was living on Mars, man. He has no plan. I told George "I have a plan. I have a vision. My vision is great. Its 20/20, always has been, we have a future for America". Today, I'm here to tell you the plan.